I'm in love with a stripper by Inuyasha is mah dawg
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but if I did, Inuyasha would hate Kikyou, and Kagome would kick some ass!
Chapter 2
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BESMASH!
"Shut da hell up already!" Inuyasha shouted angrily in his bed.
"You filthy half-breed shut da fuck up and get ready for father's meeting!" his older brother Sesshomaru yelled outside of his door.
"Feh" Inuyasha replied while going to his shower. Fifteen minutes later Inuyasha came out the door in a white-tee, on it, it said 'everything is easy baby leave it up to Inu baby' in red and blue spray paint. (A/N: Srry Lil Wayne) with blue baggy jeans, and white air force ones. He steps out his room grab his keys and drove off in his red Mercedes-Benz.
AT THE MEETING
"Sorry I'm late, my alarm clock broke" Inuyasha lied to his father.
"Yes whatever son, just go sit down" his father said (A/N: I don't know how to spell his name srry)
"Keh" Inuyasha said while sitting down and falling asleep.
AFTER THE MEETING
"Yash, Yash, wake up" Miroku said
"Roku is dat you" Inuyasha said sleepily
"Naw man, its Kikyou, wake yo lazy ass up, da meeting was done about twenty minutes ago" Miroku said looking Inuyasha
"Oh, fa-real what did I miss" Inuyasha said starting to rub his amber eyes and getting ready to leave the meeting room
"Nothing much really it was very boring though, so you going to tha strip joint with me and Sango tonight" Miroku said grinning
"Hell yeah, how else am I going to see my sexy Kikyou half-naked on a pole dancing for me" Inuyasha said grinning
"Inuyasha not to bring your hopes down, but she also dancing half-naked on a pole for every damn guy she slept with including yo ass" Miroku said
"Shut da hell up Roku" Inuyasha growled
Miroku laughed at this "Sango is supposed to be meeting me out there at 9:30, she aint no pole dancer, but she sure is fine" Miroku said with a perverted grin
"Whatever pervert, lets go get ready at my crib" Inuyasha said not giving a damn what was Miroku thinking in perverted mind of his
AT THE STRIP CLUB (10:30)
Miroku and Inuyasha stepped out Inuyasha's car looking good.
Inuyasha was wearing black baggy jeans with a red-tee, with the word "Puppy Luv" in black ink with black and red air force ones
Miroku was wearing a brown Sean John shirt with the matching pants and white air force ones
"Ready monk" Inuyasha said looking at Miroku
"Oh shut up I'm an hour late Sango is gonna be pissed"
"Wateva, lets just go" Inuyasha replied tiredly
IN THE PLACE
After looking all over the place Miroku finally found Sango wearing a white mini-skirt with a white low cut jacket with a white "BeBe" shirt under it.
"Sango dearest, you look beautiful this evening, how are you doing? Miroku asked
Sango looked back at saw him she sexily over to him with a very sexy smile on her face "Miroku" she whispered in his ear "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?"
Miroku winced at the screaming
"Woman watch da ears" Inuyasha shouted
"Sorry Yash, so wat took ya so long monk?" She said
"Just making sure I look good for my honey buns" Miroku said
"Don't ever again call me that idiotic name lecher or it won't be a very pretty site for everyone in this club to see" She threaten
"What ever do you mean Sango dearest" Miroku said innocently
"Just shut up and go sit down" She said
"You ready to see your Kinky-hoe (coughs) I mean Kikyou" Miroku crackling
"Keep trying Roku or you'll see my demon side" Inuyasha said throwing daggers at Miroku
Miroku was just laughing lightly at his joke
"Ladies and Gentlemen I welcome you the strippers at the Strip Joint" the announcer said loudly.
The crowd applauded
The lights went low and "I'm in a love with a stripper (remix)" by T-pain started to play on the speakers.
T-Pain talking
God damn lil' mama, you ain't heard the remix yet
Twista, Paul Wall, Pimp C, MJG, Too $hort, come on baby
T-Pain
She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that
Super-cute face and the booty so fat
I'm in the club dropping twenty-four stacks
Cuz I'm in love and that's a well known fact
Like, yeah she know what she doing
If a nigga chillin' with a stripper then he never go back home
She got eyes butter pecan brown can't leave it alone
Liking the way she break it down to the flo'
Need to get her over here show her where
It's about to go down right now
I'm in love with a stripper
All the strippers were dancing to the music on stage. Inuyasha was mostly looking at Kikyou.
Twista
You wanna know where Twista be on fifty
T-Pain invited me to Magic City
I'm about to have some fun 2001, in these pocket all my e-fizzles with me
I like the way mama get up on the table
I like the way she pour the honey in her naval
I like it when she smack her fatty and open it up in front of me
I wanna touch it but I ain't able
The one leg she can shake at the top of the pole
Look at the laffy taffy when she pop, she roll
I wanna get her in the bed right after they close
When I do a video you get the popular role
In the V.I.P. they get a lil' lap dance
Come and grind on the willy of a black man
In my ear tellin' me the shit a nigga like to hear
While I nibble on ya nipple like Pac-Man
She freakin' she lickin' she rubbin'
Then she pulled my dick out and start suckin'
All because I be the Twista
Even though T-Pain told me shorty was a freak
I asked her can I take her home (Down right now)
Chorus 2X - T-Pain
I'm in love with a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I say it
I'm in love with a stripper
Got it real hot, gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club
"Everybody Ayame" the announcer said into the microphone.
A red-haired wolf demon, with green eyes starts dancing around the pole. There was applause after her performance.
"Everybody Yura" the announcer said into the speakers again.
"Everybody here's Kikyou" the announcer.
While doing her performance, there was a big applause. Inuyasha smirked. (A/N: Yall just wait til my homegurl Kagome get on stage what now, Kinky-hoe, I mean Kikyou. O, excuse me, ON WITH THE STORY!)
Pimp C
Uh, young Pimp C
I'm a P-I-M-P, trickin' ain't in my pedigree
It really ain't bout no square love it's strictly cause she payin' me
She be wantin' lay me but I can't do too much of that
Cuz even though yo ass fat, freakin' off ain't where it's at
But I can show you how to get out there and get it
You love yo daddy I know ya with it
That's why I got love for you
Cuz you get out there and do what it do
Workin' my piece and work the pole
Break the trick you gotta pay to roll
Get the money break 'em off
And we in the Benz and we scratchin' off
Paul Wall
It was love at first sight when I seen that ass shakin'
And bout fifty dollars later it was love in our makin'
Ya simply won my heart when I saw the way ya work that pole
And when you bent over ya had my wallet in a choke hold
I saw you in your birthday suit and and baby it was fate
When you give me a lap dance its like we gone on a date
But I feel like ya cheatin' on me when I see ya dancin' with other guys
I'm runnin' low on ones, I cant lie I'm in love baby
Chorus 2X - T-Pain
""Last but not least, every Kagome!" the announcer said for the last time.
She had long waist length black hair, with the prettiest chocolate eyes Inuyasha had ever seen in his life.
Inuyasha's POV
'Damn, she finer than Kikyou, she must be new or something. I got to get her in my bed, look at her legs, her boobs, and her ass, I think I'm starting to drool.
End POV
MJG
I'm in love with a stripper, I need to get some stripper counselin'
Cuz I'm the first one in the front row when they make a stripper announcement
I think I'm fallin' in love with the one with the most ass
Thin, lil' bitty waist, I'ma go and buy that bitch a Volkswagen
MJG, pimp tight, no mo' tippin' stop the bill
If I come in here one mo' night I'm gon' need Dr. Phil
But I'm a G, I'll step back and tell them bitches outright
Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife
Too $hort
The last girl was pretty but she wasn't fine as you
She sexy but she couldn't do the thangs you do
She could dance but nothin' like the way you move
I used to want her until the day I saw you
I'm a grown ass man I thought I seen it all
Doin' all that on the pole and didn't even fall
And right then I knew exactly what it was (What's that)
I wanna fuck the baddest bitch in the club
Chorus 4X - T-Pain
After the song all the strippers return backstage.
"Roku, she fine as hell!" Inuyasha said daydreaming about Kagome.
"I would have to agree with you on that my friend" Miroku replied.
"After we leave I'm fina talk to her" Inuyasha said (A/N: I know there is such word as "fina" but in Inuyasha vocab it is, so don't kill me)
"I don't know man, every time a guy tries to get with her, they end up getting a ticket to the hospital" Miroku said unsurely.
"Well I'm just going to have to change now wont I? Inuyasha said smirking.
Miroku grinned at this "You dog" he said
"You know it" taking a sip of his drink he ordered from the bar.
END OF CHAPTER
This is my first fic, so I hope yall like it, and this is an INUKAG story I just kinda put it in an InuKik story in the beginning. I will update as soon as possible.
I'M OUT LIKE 5-4, 3-2, and 2-1 1 Peace!
