I'm baaaaaaaak! Ever wonder where James and the gang learned all their abilities? Meet sixteen year old Hallie Moon. Mwahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

James: Meet my best friend-before-Hogwarts Hallie.

Sirius: Hi.

Remus: Hello.

Hallie: Okay, you guys will never last in the pranking world in the situation you guys are in.

James: Did she just do what I think she did?

Remus: What?

Sirius: Insult the great and powerful marauders?

Hallie: Yep.

Hallie:

Let's get down to business—don't you dare run.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Remus: Where did you get this girl?

Sirius: The dark side of the moon most likely.

Hallie:

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

Sirius: Hey! I'm not spineless or pale!

Remus: What are you doing?

Hallie: A pranking obstacle course, ignore the booby traps.

Sirius: Ow! Who the bloody hell put a stink bomb into a dart!

Hallie: Think about that for a minute Siri baby.

Remus:
I'm never gonna catch my breath!

Sirius:
Say good-bye to those who knew me

Remus:
Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym!

James:
This girl's got 'em scared to death!
Remus:

Hope she doesn't see right through me…

James:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

Hallie: Okay guys now for a nice shower you all wreak!

James/Sirius: this totally sucks.
Remus:

Be a man!
We must be swift as the coursing river
James: yeah!

Be a man
with all the force of a great typhoon
Sirius: What's a typhoon? Oh fine,

Be a man


With all the strength of a raging fire

James/Remus:

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Sirius: Now THAT describes Hallie.
Hallie: C'mon we must run it again!

Hallie:

Time is racing toward us till the school year arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive

Sirius: Falls over

Hallie:

You're unsuited for the a pranking war
so pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

James:
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing rive
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Remus:

(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon

James/Remus:

(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Sirius: Makes a balloon and fills it with glue. Take that!

Hallie: Ah! You did it!
All:

Be a man
we must be swift as the coursing river

Be a man
with all the force of a great typhoon
be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Sirius: You look wonderful in glue Hallie baby!

Hallie: I'm gonna get you back for that!

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