I'm baaaaaaaak! Ever wonder where James and the gang learned all their abilities? Meet sixteen year old Hallie Moon. Mwahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
James: Meet my best friend-before-Hogwarts Hallie.
Sirius: Hi.
Remus: Hello.
Hallie: Okay, you guys will never last in the pranking world in the situation you guys are in.
James: Did she just do what I think she did?
Remus: What?
Sirius: Insult the great and powerful marauders?
Hallie: Yep.
Hallie:
Let's get down to business—don't you dare run.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Remus: Where did you get this girl?
Sirius: The dark side of the moon most likely.
Hallie:
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Sirius: Hey! I'm not spineless or pale!
Remus: What are you doing?
Hallie: A pranking obstacle course, ignore the booby traps.
Sirius: Ow! Who the bloody hell put a stink bomb into a dart!
Hallie: Think about that for a minute Siri baby.
Remus:
I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Sirius:
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Remus:
Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym!
James:
This girl's got 'em scared to death!
Remus:
Hope she doesn't see right through me…
James:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Hallie: Okay guys now for a nice shower you all wreak!
James/Sirius: this totally sucks.
Remus:
Be a man!
We must be swift as the coursing river
James: yeah!
Be a man
with all the force of a great typhoon
Sirius: What's a typhoon? Oh fine,
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
James/Remus:
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Sirius: Now THAT describes Hallie.
Hallie: C'mon we must run it again!
Hallie:
Time is racing toward us till the school year arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive
Sirius: Falls over
Hallie:
You're unsuited for the a pranking war
so pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
James:
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
Remus:
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
James/Remus:
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Sirius: Makes a balloon and fills it with glue. Take that!
Hallie: Ah! You did it!
All:
Be a man
we must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
with all the force of a great typhoon
be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Sirius: You look wonderful in glue Hallie baby!
Hallie: I'm gonna get you back for that!
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