I'm in love with a stripper by Inuyasha iz mah dawg
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Chapter 3
BACKSTAGE
"Kagome, you did great out there!" Kagome's friend Ayame said shocked, while changing in the dressing room.
"Yeah, you did great too, but I think Kinky-hoe (coughs), I mean Kikyou did better than me cause, she's a slut you know, and she probably strips in her sleep." Kagome said going into the dressing into the dressing room to change her outfit into descent looking one.
"Well, in my opinion, I think you kick some ass out there girl, the guys loved you" Ayame said winking and getting out the dressing room dressed and ready to leave.
"You know Ayame you could be right, I don't what I was thinking" Kagome said unsurely.
"Duh, Kagz I'm always right, anyways are you ready to leave cause I'm going to miss my favorite TV show." Ayame said looking at watch.
"Yeah, just let me call Sango to wait for me outside in the parking lot, grabbing her green, light green and white coach purse and getting her cell phone out of it, and then calls Sango.
"Hey Sango, can you wait for me for about 10 minutes or so, okay, yeah, thanks, bye." She says on the phone then hangs it up.
"Thanks Ayame for waiting on me, but I'm going to ride with Sango, I hope that's okay with you". Kagome says to Ayame.
"No, prob, see ya next week, and keep doing what your doing girl". Ayame says to Kagome winking as she leaves.
"Bye".
"Bye"
IN THE PARKING LOT
"Um, Sango you're been waiting out here for a minutes now, aint you going to leave, or you wanna come home with me instead sweetheart." Miroku said wriggling his eyebrows at Sango who looked disgusted with him.
"First of all to get things straight I'm not yours nor anybody else's sweetheart, second I would never want to go home with you, third I'm waiting on a friend because she needs a ride, and last but not least where's Yash he didn't come out with you." Sango said glaring at him.
"Ouch, that really hurt Sango, and who's the friend you're waiting on." Miroku said.
"Her name is Kagome she works for this place." Sango said. (A/N: She is referring to the strip club, people who are really S—L—O—W)
"Wait a minute, Yash told me he was going to talk to her before we leave while the strippers performances". Miroku said
"Well, you better be lucky he lives through this "talk". She said giggling.
Miroku laughed. "I hope he does too, because he is my ride". Miroku said still kind of laughing.
AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE
Kagome walks at the entrance and trys to for search for Sango's car, but couldn't find it.
"You know, you looked sexy dancing on that pole tonight." A deep manly voice said behind her.
Kagome jumped and gasped at this, she turned around and was faced with a tall man who looked like he was in twenties. He had fangs, claws, amber eyes with long slivery white hair, and cute dog-like on top of his head. He was also smirking down at her. (A/N: Gotta love the ears, it's a chick magnetic you know).
"What did you say?" Kagome asked catching an attitude with this man who stood in front of her.
"As I said before, you looked sexy dancing on that pole". Inuyasha repeated.
Kagome kissed her teeth and said "And, your is point is Mr."
"Damn babe, you can't take a comment". Inuyasha said looking at her chest, but Kagome didn't notice.
"I can take a comment, but not from you, whatever your name is." Kagome said looking at him with disgust.
"The name iz Inuyasha friends call me Yash, and why not" Inuyasha said pretending to look hurt.
"Because I don't know you, I don't even why I'm talking to you." Kagome starting to pissed off.
"You can get to know me" Inuyasha said smirking.
Still looking at his with disgusted she said "I don't want to know you like that", and then turned her back to him.
Inuyasha smirked then went behind her and whispered "But you know, yo fine ass was dancing on that pole for me" in her ear.
Kagome's eyes wided at this, she suddenly turned around to see where he was, but he no where to be found.
'Lucky bastard, I would have slapped da hell out of him if he still here, Oh goody there's Sango' Kagome said in the mind.
"Hi Sango" Kagome said as she got in the car.
"Hey back to ya Kagz, what took you so long" Sango said starting to drive off.
"Some guy was hitting on me again" Kagome said not giving a damn.
"Fa-real!" Sango said loudly, while making a turn.
"Yeah, for real" Kagome said looking at the car window.
"Did this guy happen to have sliver hair, gold eyes, and dog ears on top of his head"? Sango said, concentrating on the road.
"Yea, why?" Kagome asked looking confused.
"Because that's one of my friends I grew up with when I was younger, and I think he sort of have a crush on you" Sango said winking at Kagome.
"Oh please Sango, I don't have time for men anymore, I'm a working lady, and even if it's not the job I wanted." Kagome said
"Oh come on Kagome, Yash is okay guy, I think, I mean I know it" Sango said (Kagome raises an eyebrow at this.)
"Save it Sango, I'm not interested in your friend, by the way this is my stop, so I guess I'll see ya later San." Kagome said.
"Oh yea I forgot, see ya Kagz" Sango said stopping the car and letting her get out.
"Later San." Kagome said as Sango drove off.
AT INUYASHA'S HOUSE
"So how was your talk with your new stripper Yash?" Miroku asked
"It was iight, but she playing hard to get, but know she wants me." Inuyasha said
"I hope you know what your doing Yash, Kagome is not like the other girls you played" Miroku said seriously.
'So that's her name, "Kagome", I like.' Inuyasha thought.
"Don't you think I know that you lech?" Inuyasha yelled at Miroku.
"Yea, yea, yea, sure you do" Miroku said falling asleep on Inuyasha's bed.
'I don't care how long it takes. Kagome is going to my next girlfriend and that's final' Inuyasha thought.
'Wait a damn minutes what da hell am I doing on the couch?' He thought again.
'Who does the lech think he is, well than I got something for him' He thought again and for the last damn time.
"MIROKU, GET YO ASS OUT OF MY BED, AND GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH!" Inuyasha yelled at the sleeping monk.
Then Inuyasha pushed Miroku out his bed, Miroku ended up on the floor. After a while Inuyasha fell asleep dreaming of ways how he was going to get Kagome to be his girlfriend. Also Miroku was still on the hard floor sleeping like a baby.
END OF CHAPTER
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INUYASHA IZ MAH DAWG!
