Kimiko looked around at awe at the temple and was glad that she was there. She thought "at least I can escape making a fool in front of…"
"RAIMUNDO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
Raimundo just stared at her. When Kimiko finally realized that he was staring at her chest, she chucked her shoe at him.
"OW! Kimiko! What was that for!"
"YOU WERE STARING AT MY CHEST YOU PERVERT!" yelled Kimiko while blushing furiously.
Raimundo scratched his head knowing that he had been but he replied, "No I was staring at your necklace….."
Kimiko screamed in frustration and stomped up to her room/
"Geez," said Raimundo under his breath.
Kimiko continued her tantrum by throwing her stuff at of her bag muttering. Raimundo came in and said, "Kimiko, I'm sorry…?"
Kimiko ignored him.
"OK look Kimiko I have had a crush on you forever and I'm maybe thinking this would be a good time to get to know each other…."
Kimiko looked up.
Raimundo continued, "Look maybe I'm getting ahead of myse…."
But he didn't need to continue, he found Kimiko's mouth against his. Soon they were fiercely making out on Kimiko's bed.
When Kimiko got up to get a breath she murmured, "I love you to you dirty bastard."
Later, Kimiko found her shirt and bra off and on the ground. She pulled Raimundo's shirt over his head breathlessly and they pressed against each other savoring each moment.
Then suddenly, they heard rumbling and soon the ground was shaking violently. The walls began to crumble, the ceiling fell and everything seemed to be falling.
Kimiko, who was under Raimundo, was screaming, and Raimundo was yelling, "EARTHQUAKE!"
In just a few hours, that gigantic earthquake killed everyone on the earth except surprisingly South Korea. Kimiko and Raimundo had died having sex which was what had started the earthquake.
So the moral of this story is, don't have sex until you're married (but it's still gross) unless you want everyone (including you and your family) to die
Hey treerose, I told you I would everyone to die in an earthquake.
