I'm in love with a stripper by Inuyasha iz mah dawg (da 1 N "only")

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I mean who wants dat 6 pack abs, silver haired, amber eyed, cute puppy eared half demon anyway…………… I do!

Chapter 4

INUYASHA'S MANSHION

"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacy". Miroku said in front of a sleeping Inuyasha.

"Cant a half-demon get some sleep without his bastard of a friend waking him up". Inuyasha said tiredly pulling sheet over his head.

"Ummm…..let me think about it" Miroku said pretending to think with his hand on his chin. "Nope".

"One more hour, then I get up iight" Inuyasha said, now throwing his pillow on his head.

"No, if I'm up you're up, got that dog boy cause I know you're not deaf".

"Damn Miroku, I don't care I'm sleeping in late, so leave me da fuck alone!" Inuyasha yelled.

'Well I guess I got to do plan B' Miroku thought as he grinned evilly.

"Aye, Yash there's a naked Kagome in da living room waiting for you!" Miroku yelled.

"Huh? what, where?" Inuyasha said jumping out his bed looking around.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! you should had seen dat look on yo face man, it was priceless" Miroku said in between laughs, not seeing an angry half-demon in front of him. "Ummm… Yash I don't like that look you're giving me, cause that look means your going to aaahhhhhh!" Before Miroku could finish his sentence Inuyasha punched the living hell out of him. (A/N: Pervert side needs to come out as well)

"Now little brother, did you have to punch the monk so hard." Sesshoumaru said, looking at the television screen.

"Yes, I did, did you see what da little perve did while I was sleeping, and why are you talking to me, da only time you talk to is when you threaten, what something, or what to know something and at this point I really don't care okay Fluffy." Inuyasha said

"First of all don't ever call me that childish name okay puppy, second who is Kagome another bitch that you wanna fuck." He said.

"Yes, no, maybe so and she's not a bitch, she works at dat strip joint dat Miroku always go to." Inuyasha replied sitting on the couch next to his brother watching what he watching which was The Jerry Springer Show. (A/N: Well I'll be Sesshoumaru is watching Jerry Springer a person like him should watch the Weather Channel, aint like anything wrong with da weather channel its just, let me think of the word…..BORNING)

"Oh really, did you ask her out yet, knowing you, you probably slept with her." Sess said.

"How shocking it might sound but, I didn't sleep or ask her out yet, we just met, but I'm planning to, I mean who could say no to dis." Inu said (A/N: He's just conceited, he's gotta reason)

"Oh please little brother, I bet you can't even let her fall for you in a month, for what I hear she'll turn your little ass down" said a smirking Sesshoumaru.

"Well, I think she will fall for me in a month and how about you put yo money where yo mouth is big bro" Inu said also smirking

"Let me think……three Benjamin's and a Grant, you up for it" Sesshoumaru said. (A/N: For all who don't know that's 350 dollars iight, back to da story)

"Yep, aint no thing but a chicken wing" Inuyasha said smirking

"Okay, winner takes all" Sess said

"Iight, I like yo style" Inu replied smirking

"I'll take that as a deal little brother" Sess said

"Deal, big bro" Inu said leaving the living room and going back to his room

INUYASHA'S ROOM

"Aye, Roku, see if da chicks are going out tonight cause I gotta do some business wit Kagome" Inuyasha said entering his room, seeing Miroku that was watching TV.

"Hell naw, I'm not telling you shit!" shouted an angry Miroku

"Why?" Inuyasha said walking into his closet trying to find something to wear.

"Why? why, WHY, you just punch me man and you think Ima tell you where there going tonight, well buddy you can kiss my ass!" Miroku said angry.

"Well, you know I could always get Sango to go out with you, but only if you tell where they're going NOW TALK!" Inu said to Miroku

(Silence)

"Fine" Miroku said with a sigh

"Great what's da plan" Inu said still in his closet.

"Well, I do know that Kagome is not going to be stripping at the strip joint, but I do know that her and Sango are going to a club to party" Miroku said

"A fine ass stripper dancing and getting drunk, it seems like a done deal to me" Inu said still in his closet. (A/N: Srry, mah dawg gots to look fly dats why he's in his closet so damn long)

"Yeah, so you wanna go by there about 10:30" Miroku said

"Yea, fa-sho" Inu said still in his damn closet.

"Aye, Yash" Miroku said.

"Yeah" Inu replied

"GET OUT DA DAMN CLOSET!" Miroku yelled at Inuyasha

KAGOME'S HOUSE

"Kagome, wake up; Kagome, wake up; KAGOME BRAD PITT IS AT THE DOOR!" Kagome's younger brother Souta said while she was sleeping.

"Huh? what, where?" Kagome said jumping out of her bed. (A/N: Doesn't that compare her to a special somebody)

Souta laughed. "Just kidding Kaggy now get up, breakfast is on the table" Souta said running off.

"Ugh! why me" Kagome whined falling onto her bed.

Five minutes later Kagome finally gets up and goes in the living room of her apartment.

"Good morning, Kagome" a cheery voice said

"Oh hey Sango…..how did you get in my in here?"

"Your brother let me in and I fixed you some breakfast so, dig in" Sango said politely while she sat on the couch and started to watch "Pimp my ride"

"Oh, well thanks San". Kagome said.

"Sure, no prob aint that what friends are for" Sango said grinning

"Okay Sango, what do you want" Kagome said in a bored tone while getting a glass on orange juice, sat down and started drinking it.

"Oh, Kagome you know me to well, can you please go to the club with me, Miroku, and Inuyasha tonight please". Sango asked looking at her with puppy eyes.

"NO!" Kagome said after hearing Inuyasha's name.

"Oh please I'll bring a very hot guy to dance with and drinks will be on me this time" Sango said still looking with puppy eyes.

"Oh really, and I bet the hot guy is that silver haired puppy who hit on girls who he never met in his lifetime" Kagome said not interested.

"Yes, no , maybe so, oh come on it wont be that bad and I promise he wont hit on you, don't make me have to beg now". Sango said now on her knees.

"Sango you are begging" Kagome said looking in her eyes that said 'pretty please with a cherry on top'

"Okay fine, but who's going to baby-sit Souta, I can't leave him here by himself ya know" Kagome said

"I already got that set, he's going to his friend Yoshi's house" Sango said

"Why, do I have a feeling that you already planned this" Kagome said looking at Sango mysteriously.

"I don't know, now lets hit the mall before it gets too late" Sango said

"Alright hold your horses I'm coming" Kagome said.

END OF CHAPTER

Wat up guys' srry I took so long, I was babysitting. U know I gotta get paid. Iight pple Chap. 5 coming real real real soon.