Meri walks in casually and looks around, admiring the blank white walls that look vaguely like a blank Microsoft Word document, the blank white floor that looks just the same then smiles mischievously.
"Why? Why!" she screams to the heavens, dropping to her knees and drops her head into her hands, sobs raking her body. "Why did it have to be this way!"
Sam walks in, clearly confused, and looks at her crying friend.
"Ah, Meri, what are you doing?" Meri's head jerks up and she stares blankly at Sam.
"Nothing…" she response innocently. (Meri never does anything innocently that's why Sam is now very afraid.)
"I don't like that look." Sam said nervously.
"Okay, fine, I just wanted to take up a useless chapter of the already useless story you decided to post." she confessed.
"Oh, why did you do that?"
"Couldn't resist, mate." She said in her best Jack Sparrow imitation, which is rather good, smiling.
Okay people, hoped to get you're attention, please don't kill me Sam…
