This is a fan fic about the Bakers going back to the lake. Vinny and Lorraine go there with their new twin babies Danny and Kate. Jimmy's nepwhew Bill joins the Murtaugh's on this trip. Vinny doesn't get along with Bill. Bill went to Ohio State and played against Vinny in college. Bill is the same age as Vinny and plays in the NFL as a starting corner back for The GreenBay Packers. Bill has everything that Vinny wants. My seventh Vinny and Lorraine installment. I have more episodes then Star Wars now, praise me you Star Wars geeks and kneel before the new Lord Sith.
I don't own any of the Bakers or Murtaughs. I only own Vinny, his twin babies Danny and Kate, Bill Murtaugh and anyone else that isn't famous or in a TV show or movie. The athletes in this fan fic aren't real people so don't sue.
Chapter 1: Lake Winnetka.
Vinny is getting his twins set in their cars seats in his new Nissan Ultima (He couldn't fit the car seats in his Z.) "Jake if you scratch that car I swear I'll kill you." Vinny said to Jake as he handed Jake his car keys to the Z. "Dude, don't worry about your car so much. You're a dad now. You should worry about the safety of you and your kids if Lorraine drives." Jake said to him. "I know. That's why I'm driving." Vinny told him. Mike is making faces at the babies. "Stop scaring them with your face." Sarah said to him. "Whatever Aunt Sarah." Mike said to her sarcastically. "You're making a great Godmother so far." Vinny said to her. "I try." Sarah said to him. "Why is Danny wearing a Yankee shirt?" Lorraine asked Vinny. "Hello? I'm a Yankee fan." Vinny told her. "I can't believe you made my nephew wear that." Sarah said to him. "It's going to be quietier without you across the street." Vinny said to her. "I'll visit every weekend." Sarah replied. "I can't get rid of you can I?" Vinny asked sarcastically. "Nope. I'm only two hours away." Sarah told him. "Why couldn't you go to Michigan? I told you I could get you in and I would pay for it." Vinny told her. "You never told me that you would pay for it." Sarah said to him. "I never told you that because believe it or not I would actually miss you." Vinny told her. "I'm not going to miss you." Sarah told him. Vinny looks at her. "Maybe alittle." Sarah said to him. "Are we leaving now or not?" Jake asked them. "Yeah. The others left like two hours ago." Mike then said. They get into the cars and leave.
"Vinny you're really going to miss Sarah?" Lorraine asked him. "Yeah. It will be boring without me having to argue with someone everyday." Vinny told her. "You and me argue everyday." Lorraine said to him. "It's different I argue with you so that after we argue we can really have fun." Vinny told her. "Vinny not in front of our kids." Lorraine said to him. "It's not like they understand what I'm saying." Vinny said to her. "And you need to stop cursing." Lorraine added. "Are you kidding me?" Vinny asked her. "No I'm not." Lorraine told him. Jake, Mike and Sarah go speeding by in the Z. "That son of a bitch." Vinny said outloud. "Vinny!" Lorraine yelled at him. "Baby did you just see what Jake did with the Z?" Vinny asked her. "So?" Lorraine replied. "So? If that boy gets me another speeding ticket I'll kill him." Vinny said. "He got you a speeding ticket?" Lorraine asked him. "Not exactlly. I told him he could beat the yellow light and we did but, then a cop stopped us." Vinny said to her. "You're setting a great example for them." Lorraine said to him. "Thanks honey." Vinny said sarcastically. Lorraine just rolls her eyes at him.
They arrive at the Bakers cabin and Vinny gets out of his car and gives Jake a death glare. "Come here Jake." Vinny said to him. "Maybe when you calm down." Jake said to him backing away. "You think speeding by me in my own car is cool?" Vinny asked him walkingcloser to him. "I'm sorry dude." Jake said to him backing away more.Vinny gets near Jake and shakes his hand. "You know that if I had a faster car I would of smoked you." Vinny told him with a laugh. "Vinny you have to stop doing that. Acting all serious and then going in the complete opposite direction of serious." Jake said to him. "That's no fun." Vinny said to him. "You can be such a child at times." Lorraine said to him. "You can be such a child at times." Vinny said to Mike mimicking Lorraine. "I heard that!" Lorraine yelled. "I'm sorry dear." Vinny said to her. "She runs the whole house doesn't she?" Jake asked him. "What was your first clue?" Vinny then asked him. Vinny leaves the Z at the Bakers cabin.
Vinny and Lorraine go to the cabin Vinny had them build last summer. It's a ten bedroom, five bathroom condo. It's also right between the Boulders and the Baker's cabin. "Vinny this place is huge." Lorraine said entering the cabin for the first time ever. "Only the best for my wife." Vinny said to her. "It's also in the perfect location a few minutes away from my parents cabin." Lorraine said to him. "And it's a few minutes away from the Boulders." Vinny added. They get everything unpacked and put their twins down for a nap.
