Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).
The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee
Chapter Two: Gummi Ships
Yuffie laughed nervously as she displayed her gummi ship to her brand new Tourism Committee. It was being held together not with the attractive forces between gummi blocks, but with brown packing tape.
The ninja watched as the fairy trio exchanged odd looks with one another. I feel left out of the loop… "So, what world do you three think would have lots of potential tourists."
YuRiPa turned their backs upon the committee chair, whispering amongst themselves. Defiantly out of the loop.
Yuffie opened the hatch to her gummi ship, affectionately called 'Kelvin.' She climbed in and waved her committee into the vehicle. Yuna, Rikku, and Paine were hesitant, but the trio entered anway.
The ninja started the vehicle, and had it rise upwards. At about five hundred feet above the surface of Radiant Garden, a sputtering noise started. "That's… probably not good…"
The gummi ship began to plunge downwards, Yuffie screaming. She glanced at the fairies to see they were not panicking. They were merely back into their huddle, mumbling once more.
"So… We'll be going now!" Yuna waved a miniscule hand before vanishing in a flash of light.
Paine nodded her head. "Goodbye…"
"Hope you don't die!"
Yuffie looked out the window, at the quickly approaching ground. Backstabbers…
The borough was fairly empty. The sounds of the defense system drowned out the tweets of birds and the squeaks of heartless.
Aerith hung her head. It's worse than I thought… "We're not only broke… We're in debt. This is not good."
The brunette felt a hand on her back, and lifted her head to the person behind her. Tifa smiled, "Don't worry. Everything will work out…"
"And if it doesn't?"
"It will."
"No, it won't."
Tifa lifted her gloved hand and smacked the back of Aerith's head. "Yes, it will."
The pink-clothed woman narrowed her green eyes and growled. "Is that the way it's going to be?" She jumped away from Tifa. On the wall, her hand found a rod. She swung it in a violent fashion.
The pair danced, occasionally landing a blow.
"Ladies, there's no reason to fight over me." The women turned to see Cid smoking a cigarette. "$&, there's enough Cid for everyone."
"We are not fighting over you!"
"… Tifa?"
"Yeah?"
"Could you help me gouge my eyes out?"
Tifa rubbed her sore arm. "Why?"
Aerith once more had her eyes towards the ground. "… Mental picture."
Cid leaned against a wall, taking a long drag. "Can't $&'n' believe I'm being $&'n' ignored."
Yuna floated over the wreckage. "I don't see her anywhere!"
"That's because I'm not there." Yuffie walked over, dusting herself off. "Did you forget? I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie!"
Rikku moved to sit on the ninja's shoulder. "So, what do we do now?"
"Easy!" Yuffie flashed a devilish smile. "We 'borrow' someone else's gummi ship."
"You know…" Paine led the way towards the gummi hanger. "I think I like our new boss."
Cid ran towards the edge of the city. Saying '$&' in various combinations all the way. He could see his precious Sierra disappearing from the horizon.
His gummi ship had been stolen and someone was going to pay dearly for it.
Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?
Aww, reviewers! Selunchen123 and nightmare car deserve cookies.
