Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).

Notes: Slight Kingdom Hearts II spoilers (it's kinda obvious what would happen in the ending, so I don't really care).


The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter Three: Crashing

"You do know where we're going, right?" Rikku looked out the gummi ship window at the passing stars and heartless.

Yuffie flailed her hand. "Of course I do! I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie!"

Paine crossed her arms. "You keep saying that, but… What proof do you have?"

Yuffie grinned, and began to dig into a pouch on her belt. "Hee hee!"

Hmm, that world is getting very close. "Um, Yuffie?"

"In a minute." She began to throw makeup and weapons out of the small bag. "Ah-hah!" She pulled a small business card out and waved it around.

Paine floated to the card and began to read, "This card is proof of a degree in Ninjistic Studies. It is presented to Yuffie Kisaragi… Okay, you win… Although, it does not say you are a 'great ninja'."

Rikku took in a deep breath. This is going to hurt… Sierra was crashing onto another world. A world with lots of water. I hope we don't drown…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


Leon leaned against the doorframe. His eyes closed off. Sadly, his ears could not shut out Tron. For the last six hours, the program had been droning on and on about the status of the reconstruction process.

The gunblade wielder had tried to explain that he understood, but Tron would ignore him. I wonder if having a computer is really necessary…


The smaller boy brushed brunet spikes out of his eyes. "Got any threes?"

The eldest teen smirked and his aqua eyes danced. "Nope. Go fish."

The brunet pouted, and reached for the pile of cards. "… Shoot…"

A redheaded girl watched the exchange, her face a mask of deception. "My turn…" Her lips turned upwards. "Sora… Do you have any threes?"

Sora groaned and handed over the cards. Kairi flashed her cards, signaling that she had won the game.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The teenagers turned their heads upwards towards the noise. A flaming gummi ship seemed to be heading straight for them.


Aerith jumped over debris. "Squall? Squall, where are you?"

"THAT'S LEON!" A pile of rubble called.

Lifting pieces of ceiling and floors, the brunette mumbled to herself. After freeing her partner, she sat on another pile. "So, what happened in here?"

Leon avoided her gaze. "Well… my gunblade sort of… went off?"

Green eyes narrowed. "Is that so?"


Yuna retied her boots. Rikku adjusted her scarf. Paine ran her fingers through her hair. The trio had easily avoided the rampant destruction that had transpired upon the Destiny Island beach.

As for Yuffie, she was trying to pull her oversized, crystalline shuriken out of the sand. Kairi had ended up in a tree, and was trying to keep her panties from showing. Sora had landed a few hundred feet away… On Riku.


Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?

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