Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).
Note: Hee hee, if you haven't figured it out yet, this takes place after Kingdom Hearts II (to be specific, everything in the credits excluding the final non-extra ending has already transpired), so the Beast, isn't a beast anymore.
Why couldn't Gaston appear? He has the best song in the entire film!
The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee
Chapter Six: Castle fun
Yuffie knocked on the oversized, mahogany door. From inside she could hear someone yelling, "LUMIERE, GET THE DOOR!"
Tripping, things breaking, and a few random shouts called out from the other side of the castle door. The door opened with a definitive creaking. A skinny man with a very long noise, "Bonsoir, ma chère… What brings you here at this hour?"
Yuffie tilted her head. What a strange man…
YuRiPa found themselves within a grand hall. The walls were grey stone, covered with tapestries to keep the heat inside. Armor lined the length of the hallway, while crystal chandeliers lit the area.
"This place looks…" Yuna floated up to the light and examined a strand of crystalline strand.
"Expensive." Paine tapped her finger on a suit of armor.
Rikku smiled. "This place is bound to have lots of treasure."
Yuna twirled a strand of hair. "You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
Paine crossed her arms. "You know it."
Leon creaked open the door to Yuffie's home, and his mouth dropped. The entire floor was covered with books, weapons, half eaten boxes of Chinese takeout…
The brunet noticed his prey, a little bamboo plant on the other side of the room. "How does she expect me to water it?" He turned his head, and noticed a sheet of paper attached to the wall.
Leon-
Ninja's don't need floors.
-Yuffie
"I hate that girl so much."
"So, there you have it." Yuffie placed her hands behind her head.
Belle blinked a couple of moments, her mouth opening and closing without a sound. "So… You want us to pay you, so that we can visit you?"
"Yep!"
A round woman bounced up and down. "Let's go!"
"No one plots like Gaston," Belle sung.
"Takes cheap shots like Gaston," Lumiere continued.
"Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!" Clockwork finished.
Beside Belle, a brunet prince raised an eyebrow. "Who is Gaston?"
The young lady rubbed her chin. "I do not have the faintest idea…"
Yuffie glanced at the rest of her committee. Yuna, Rikku, and Paine all had there hands on a lumpy pillow case. "Where have you three been?"
"Here."
"And there."
Ms. Potts opened a drawer, reaching a hand inside. At finding nothing, she turned her head and looked inside. "Where's the silverware?"
Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?
I get distracted too easily.
Aww, reviewers! SilverKitsune013, Moonlight's Echo, Princess Alexa-Ninja Extraordinaire2006, Selunchen123, fire spirit, Anime-Cat123, and Angel-of-Twilight13 deserve cookies.
