Chapter 8: Unlikely Allies

Vinny finds Lorraine back at their cabin. "Hey baby. I was looking all over for you." Vinny said to her. "Don't you baby me!" Lorraine yelled at him. "I know you're alittle upset." Vinny then said to her. "Alittle upset? Vinny I'm more angry with you then I have ever been in my life!" Lorraine then told him. "All becuase I didn't tell you about being in a band in high school?" Vinny then asked her. "Vinny we're married. You're suppose to tell me everything like I'm suppose to tell you everthing." Lorraine explained to him. "Fine. I was in a band in high school. You happy now?" Vinny then asked her. "That's just like you! You always have to be sarcastic about everything!" Lorraien then yelled at him. "I have to be. You're so damn serious about everything!" Vinny then yelled back. "Vinny did you just curse again?" Lorraine then asked him. "Yes I did. I tried not to curse but, you made me do it." Vinny told her. "Don't blame your cursing on me! You always curse no matter what!" Lorraine yelled. "You want to know what I did in high school? Here's what I did in high school. I was not the most popular guy in high school. The friends I did have were in that band. And Mark G was my best friend and still is to this day. We played football together. He played end, I played defensive tackle. We were always on the same side of the line." Vinny told her. "Is that all?" Lorraine asked him. "Yes that's all I did in high school. Oh, wait one time when my dad went to Atlantic City for a week I threw a kick ass party and was wasted for like three days. I use to go to parties with the band and we had wild times. I was shy so I didn't talk to girls. Mark G was the ladies man of the group." Vinny then told her. "I don't know if I can believe you anymore." Lorraine said to him. "Why not?" Vinny asked her. "You lied about smoking, you lied about being in a band in high school. What else are you lying about?" Lorraine then said to him. "Nothing. I told you everything you need to know about me. Stop being so paranoid." Vinny then said to her. Lorraine gives him a disgusted look and leaves.

Sarah sees Vinny sitting on the dock by himself smoking. "You okay?" Sarah asked him. "I'm fine. I just got my ass chewed out but, I'm fine." Vinny told her. "You need help taking out this Bill guy?" Sarah then asked him. "You and me working together?" Vinny then asked her. "It's a one time offer. Take it or leave." Sarah then said to him. "Don't you think that would be alittle harsh to Bill. I mean we would kill him if we pulled a prank on him together." Vinny then said to her. "We won't kill him. Just teach him a lesson." Sarah then said to him. "If I do this with you, what do you get?" Vinny asked her. "Me and Elliot get to go joy riding in your Z." Sarah then said to him. "Deal." Vinny said shaking Sarah's hand. (The gates to Hell have just been opened on the world.)

Back at the Boulders Elliot and Bill are getting into an argument. "You shouldn't have done that to Vinny!" Elliot yelled at Bill. "Look he wants to mess with me, he's going to get hurt!" Bill then told him. "You don't try to seperate the guy and his wife." Elliot sais to him. "I really don't care about him." Bill said to Elliot. "That's the thing Bill. You don't care about anything not even this family." Elliot said to him. "I care about this family." Bill said to him. "Then when was the last time you came to visit us? You only came here because you knew that Vinny was going to be here. You wanted to rub it into his face that you're an NFL Superstar and he isn't!" Elliot yelled at him. Jimmy hears this and comes to break it up. "Hey what's going on here?" Jimmy asked them. "Nothing Uncle Jimmy." Bill said to him. "Elliot is there something going on here?" Jimmy then asked him. Elliot looks at his dad, then at Bill and then goes to his room. "What was that all about?" Jimmy then asked Bill. "I don't have a clue." Bill answered him.

Jake and Mike are in the east room where they are arguing. (Everyone arguing except for Vinny and Sarah. That's a first.) "Mike I'm telling you Bill setup Vinny." Jake said to him. "Bill won't do that." Mike then said to Jake. "Me, Sarah and Elliot heard him talking about setting Vinny up." Jake then told him. "Maybe you misunderstood him." Mike said to Jake. "Mike, Bill is nothing more then an evil guy who wants to ruin Vinny's life!" Jake yelled at Mike. "Whatever Jake. I have to go see Bill about rappelling on Thursday." Mike told Jake as he left the room.

Vinny and Sarah are planning the fate of Bill. "Wait, I need to get something." Vinny told her as he went to get one of his CD's. He puts it on and plays track 5 and AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap comes on. "You're kidding me right?" Sarah asked him. "This is the perfect song." Vinny then told her. "Hey, he's your enemy not mine." Sarah said as she and Vinny continued to plan out the attack on Bill.