Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).
Notes: I don't like Pirates of the Caribbean. It's not funny.
The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee
Chapter Eight: Ninja vs. Pirate
Yuffie swung her legs into the air, trying to kick anyone stupid enough to come within range. Her torso and arms were securely tied to the mast. "GET OVER HERE YOU $&'N" PIRATE—"
The captain of the ship rolled his eyes at the ninja. "… I need some rum…"
"Jack!" Miss Swan exclaimed, her hand covering her small mouth. "You don't drink!"
Rubbing his beard, Captain Jack Sparrow blinked. "… Hmm, so, I don't."
Cid sketched the design for his new gummi ship onto a large sheet of paper. "A little of this… And a little of that… She's gonna be a beauty…"
Tifa stared at the engineer. He doesn't cuss when he's working? Or maybe it's because his cigarettes are gone… "Hey, Cid. How you feelin'?" She walked behind the older man and started to rub his back. "Want me to get you a beer, whisky…?"
The blond spun in his chair. "Tifa, you do know there isn't any alcohol in Radiant Garden?"
The brunette contorted her face. "Funny… I coulda sworn I owned a bar."
Yuna tilted her head. One weakness of fairies: sticking them in glass lanterns. And butterfly nets… "How am I supposed to get out of here?"
In another lantern on the desk, Rikku sat cross-legged in her prison. "Dunno… Wanna try—"
"Don't finish that sentence." Paine commanded.
Yuffie growled at her captors. I could really use a knife right now…
/Flashback/
The ninja lifted her knife and threw in one quick motion. Within minutes, a boat was half filled with water. The occupant jumped ship….
That was worth losing a knife for.
/End/
"I am a #$&'n' moron."
YuRiPa flashed before the brunette, causing her to blink. "Where were you guys?"
Paine began to untie the ropes, groaning at the strain. Yuna floated, watching for pirates. Meanwhile, Rikku reiterated the fairies' escape plan. "So I said we should, like, flash the next, like, pirate—"
"Rikku?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
Cid pulled the oversized blanket down, revealing his new gummi ship to the other residents. "May I present…… Seventh Heaven!"
Tifa twitched a few times before jumping onto the pilot, swinging her arms in rage. "YOU BASTARD!"
Aerith turned to Leon, her eyebrows raised. "Do you…?"
Leon shrugged his shoulders. "Probably best not to know."
The ninja threw a small shuriken at her rude captor. The pirate rolled out of the way, towards a cannon. Sparrow tilted the barrel towards Kisaragi and fired. The ninja jumped onto the mast.
The ship, on the other hand, did not fare as well. A cannonball-sized hole went through the hull. "…… Um, abandon ship?"
Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?
Ninjas are way cooler than pirates.
Aww, reviewers! SilverKitsune013, Anime-Cat123, Selunchen123, nightmare car, Angel-of-Twilight13, Blue Jae, RyukoVulpix, Vincent Di, Princess Alexa-Ninja Extraordinaire2006, and Omni-Master (ch. 7) and Minori Yamada (ch. 1) deserve cookies.
