Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).


The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter Eleven: "I'm going to Disneyland!"

One.

Yuna twitched as the Falcon gummi ship descended towards a small world. A white castle covered a large portion of the surface. What was not covered with marble was covered by green hedges.

Two.

The Tourism Committee chair had once again failed to apply the brakes on the gummi ship. All three fairies, calm as ever floated in the cockpit, as Yuffie screamed in terror.

Three.

"Poof." A flash of light marked YuRiPa's exit from the vehicle, as the ninja continued to crash into Disney Castle.


Leon stretched his arms towards the sky. Across from him, Tifa and Aerith looked at the stone ground. Returning his attention to the two young ladies, he fiddled with his gunblade's handle. "So… What do you two have to say to yourselves."

"Sorry," both women said in unison.

"You don't sound very sorry."

Tifa looked up, a smirk pulling on the corner of her mouth. "Do you want to feel sorry?"


King Mickey giggled at the entrance of the ninja. Her hair was disarrayed and her clothes were singed. "What brings ya guys to Disney Castle?"

Yuffie glared at the mouse. "… Why are you always so cheery?"

Rikku interjected before the king could reply. "But, Yuffie! We need them to—"

"Yeah, yeah… So, would you like—"

The queen of the castle, a wide smile on her face entered the throne room. "Mickey! You'll never guess!"

"What's up, Minnie?"

Queen Minnie managed to walk to the throne, a blue print in her hands, she unraveled it and handed it to her husband. She stepped behind the seat, stating "If we press here," She kneeled behind the throne, "a trap door will open."

Yuffie fell through a now open floor. The three fairies flew after.


"I think Leon's scared of us."

"Of course… But he's more scared of me."

"He is not!"

"Is too!"

"I'll show you!"


The ninja rubbed her sore bum, as she rose from the ground. Yuna, Paine, and Rikku floated about a large white door. The brunette fairy spoke up first, "You think there's treasure in there?"

"Definitely!" The blonde fairy made a peace sign.

Paine meanwhile floated up from behind the door. "How odd…"

"Well?" YuRiPa stood in a triangle formation.

"Well, what?"

"You gonna open that door or not?"

"Why can't you guys?"

All three blinked in unison. "… Are you serious?"

The ninja nodded, her arms crossed.

The pewter-haired fairy answered, "We're three inches tall."

"Oh."


Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?

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