Chapter 14: Angry Mike
Mike hasn't talked to anyone since he came back to the cabin. "Mike talk to me." Jakepleadedwith him. Mike just looks at him and walks away. "Mike please talk to me?" Jake then asked him. "Are you going to keep on bothering me until I tell you what's wrong?" Mike then asked him. "You know it." Jake replied with a laugh. "It's this whole rivalry thing Vinny has with Bill. It's like dad and Mr.Murtaugh all over again." Mike told him as Mike sat down the front porch."It's nothing like that. Mr.Murtaugh is a nice guy and Bill isn't." Jake said as he sat next to Mike. "Bill is a nice guy." Mike said to Jake. "No he isn't. He was the one who gave Sarah those pictures of Elliot and his girlfriend. He also wants to make you hate Vinny." Jake told him. "Vinny's doing that himself right now." Mike told Jake. "It isn't Vinny's fault that Bill made the challenge for Thursday." Jake then told him. "Who told you that?" Mike asked him. "Elliot was right there when it happened." Jake explained. "Vinny probably said something stupid as usual and made Bill forget about it." Mike told Jake. "Mike this Bill guy made the challenge for Thursday, all Vinny did was accept it." Jake told him. Mike gets up and walks away from Jake. Jake shakes his head in disbelief.
At the DiMiranda cabin. Vinny and Lorraine are bringing the twins over to the Baker cabin for dinner. "I hope it's better then that Italian Buffet thing the other night." Vinny told her. "I thought you loved Italian food?" Lorraine asked him. "That wasn't Italian food. It didn't even smell like it had any garlic in it. I can't make any Italian dinner without garlic." Vinny said to her. "Some people don't like garlic." Lorraine explained to him. "Yeah people that are vampires." Vinny told her. "Can you be serious for one second?" Lorraine asked him. "Let's see." Vinny said to her. He stands there for one second. "That was the longest one second of my life." Vinny told her with a smile. "Why do I even bother?" Lorraine asked him. "I don't know. Why do you even bother?" Vinny then asked her. Lorraine smiles and gives Vinny a kiss and they walk out of their cabin with Danny and Kate.
Vinny and Lorraine arrive at the Bakers cabin. "There's my linebacker." Tom said as he saw Danny. "Your defensive tackle." Vinny told Tom. "Are you two going to start that again?" Lorraine asked them. "No." Tom and Vinny answered at the same time. Sarah picks up Danny and brings him inside while Kate has her grandaughter and brings her inside. "Has Mike calmed down yet?" Vinny asked Jake. "No. He's still pretty mad at you." Sarah replied. "What's with that kid?" Vinny then asked. "Him and Bill were suppose to go rappelling on Thursday. Now Bill is facing you in a competition on that day." Jessica explained. "You need to pay attention Vinny." Kim then told him. "I pay attention." Vinny told them. "Then why was I mad at you last week?" Lorraine asked him. "Because I forgot to tell you how nice your new hair style was." Vinny told her. "That was last month. I was mad at you last week because you didn't bring back the chicken cutlets like I asked you too." Lorraine told him. "You really pay attention Vinny." Jake said to him sarcastically. "Jake I don't need your sarcasism." Vinny told him. "What's this about a competiton with Bill Murtaugh?" Tom then asked. "Bill challenged Vinny to four events. All football drills." Jake told him. "What are the four events?" Tom then asked. "Forty yard dash, football catching, fumble drill and bench pressing." Vinny explained. Danny then chucks food across the room. "A quarterback?" Tom and Vinny asked at the same time seeing how far Danny threw his food.
After dinner everyone except for Mike are outside near a campfire. Danny and Kate (Vinny and Lorraine's daughter) are alseep in the cabin. (Lorraine has a baby monitor so she can hear if anything happens.) "Mike's still inside?" Tom asked. "He didn't say anything at dinner." Katethen said. "Was he even at dinner?" Mark asked them. "He was the one giving me a death glare." Vinny told him. "I thought Sarah always gave you the death glare?" Mark then asked him. "Now it's Mike." Sarah answered. "Vinny how many times did you camp outside when you were younger?" Nigel asked him. "Seven times." Vinny answered. "Where?" Kyle asked him. "Fives times in line for AC/DC tickets, once for Lynrd Skynrd and once for Black Sabbath." Vinny told them. "Why am I not surprised?" Lorraine asked him. "That doesn't count." Nigel told him. "It does if you wait in line for three days in the middle of January in New York City for an AC/DC concert." Vinny told him. "You're crazy." Mark told him. "That's right. I'm crazy about AC/DC. And my family." Vinny said. "I was going to say something but, then you covered yourself with that last sentence." Lorraine told him.
They're about to make S'mores and Vinny goes inside to check on Danny and Kate (His daughter) and to see if Mike is okay. He knocks on the door to the east room. "Come in." Mike said not knowing it was Vinny. "Get out." Mike said when he saw Vinny. "We're making S'mores you want any?" Vinny asked him. Mike didn't answer him. "Mike I don't have time for these baby games." Vinny told him. "You think I'm a baby?" Mike asked him. "Yeah, because that's what you're acting like right now." Vinny told him. "I don't need this." Mike told Vinny as he tried to push Vinny out of the room. Mike is struglling to push Vinny out of the room. "Mike you aren't going to push me out of the room. I weigh like 110 pounds more then you." Vinny told him. "I weigh 85 pounds." Mike told him. "And I weigh 240. So, I weigh 155 more pounds then you." Vinny then said. "I can try." Mike told him still trying to push Vinny out of the room.
Vinny sighs, lifts Mike and puts Mike over his shoulder and tries to bring Mike outside. Mike is trying to wiggle away from Vinny and almost falls off of Vinny. Vinny then puts him down on the couch. "What's your problem?" Vinny asked him. "Why did you make the competeiton for Thursday?" Mike asked him. "It was Bill that made the date not me." Vinny told him. "You knew about me and him going rappelling on Thursday. I think that you're jealous of him." Mike said to Vinny as he went back to the east room and locked the door.
