Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).
The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee
Chapter Fourteen: Happy
Rikku cowered behind Yuffie's elfish cap. "This place is creepy!"
Paine practically twirled about in the gloom lighting. "Beautiful darkness…"
Yuna covered her face and shook her head. "What I have to put up with…"
A skeleton, life-sized rag doll, and a barking sheet-like dog bounded up towards them. The skeletal man spoke first, "Welcome all to Halloween Town!"
The ghostly canine floated towards the ninja's face, licking her face. "Yuck! Ghost-dog germs!"
"Hello? Is anyone here?" Leon could hear the sounds of his boots echoing through the quiet castle. Where the hell—
The sounds of sobbing drew the brunet towards the gummi ship hanger. Cid was curled into a fetal position. The Seventh Heaven gummi ship was missing.
"Cid, where's Aerith and Tifa?"
Every member of YuRiPa had a blank look on their face as they watched their committee chair and the Pumpkin King twirled about the room.
"Dah!" Yuffie was swung about the dance floor. Her partner, lacking skin and organs, ignored her outburst as he lifted her into the air. None of her ninja skills would get her out of this—what the hell is this?
"Jack?" The timid rag-doll, Sally, murmured. Her small hand was raised up.
The skeleton immediately dropped the brunette with a definitive 'thump.' Yuffie glared at Jack, her teeth barred.
The committee's host had his arms wide as he walked over to the assistant. "What good news do you have, Sally?"
"Well…" Sally let out a sigh. "Lock, Shock, and Barrel took the Halloween treasure…"
All three fairies eyes brightened up. "Treasure?"
"They're gone?" Cid merely nodded his head against the cold, stone floor.
"You do know what this means?"
"… No. Why the #$& should I care?"
Leon smirked, as he opened his mouth. A repulsive belch left the stoic man's lips. "We can act like men again."
Yuffie threw the devilishly-clad child over her knee. With one fail swoop she smacked Lock's behind. She placed two hands on the child's sides and placed him on his feet.
YuRiPa looked over Halloween Town's treasure. It was slightly battered, but still useful.
The ninja moved on to the next child, Shock the witch. The girl whimpered with knowledge of the harm to come…
The fairies poked and prodded at the treasure within the bathtub.
Barrel was the last to suffer the committee chair's disciplinary methods. All three children ran from the brunette, fearful of further damage.
"This is Halloween Town's treasure?" Paine glared at the bathtub.
A giant smile spread across the blonde fairy's face. "CANDY!"
The mismatched-eyed fairy rolled her blue and green eyes. "Rikku really shouldn't have any sugar…"
Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?
