March 31, 2006

Aragog

Dark Forest

Dear Aragog,

I hate you, you know that? You and your little creepy army of spiders made my fear for spiders even worse. I mean what is your problem? It's not my fault Hagrid dumped you in the Dark Forest. It's not my fault you have only your creepy little sons and daughters for company. It's not even my fault we met you in the first place! And is that how you treat us? After we ask you politely for information about the stupid Chamber of Secrets, you send your little minions to eat us! Well? Forget it, your not worth my bloody time. I hope a giant squashes you Aragog because then I will finally be happy. Goodbye.

From,

Ron Weasley