Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).

"Old Time Rock and Roll" is owned Muscle Shoals Sound Publishing Co and preformed by Bob Serger.


The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter Fifteen: Hyperactive

Rikku bounced from control panel to control panel, pressing buttons and pulling switches. "Sugarsugarsugar…"

The three sane members of the tourism committee huddled together in a corner. Paine's red eyes twitched at the chaotic sight. Yuna was missing chunks of hair. Yuffie had been reduced to thumb sucking.

"We're going to die, aren't we?" Yuna sat upon the ninja's head, idly chewing her fingernails.

Paine leaned against the gummi ship walls, eyes following Rikku's jumping. "Yeah… Yeah, we are."


Aerith paced the small gummi ship. "… How do you know where you're going? It's not like he left directions."

"I just know… I gave him my 'light'."

The green-eyed woman blinked a couple times, her mouth slightly agape. "Do you know how crazy that sounds?"

Tifa turned her head towards her companion, a sinister glare. "You know… I'm not sure if you'd survive if I 'accidentally' jettisoned you from this ship."


Sparks flew from the walls, floors, and consoles of the Fantasia gummi ship. The blonde fairy, oblivious to the harm she's created, smiled manically.

Through the windows, one could make out a Heartless ship… A ship that was getting closer…

And closer…

And closer…

Rikku giggled as the Fantasia crashed into the Heartless ship with a definitive, 'Crunch.'


The engineer stared at his male compatriot. Cid's mouth had reached the floor. Leon, normally cold and lacking a personality, was suddenly vibrant and loud.

But, that was not the scariest part for the blond. Leon was wearing only a pair of boxers. Singing. Badly.

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll


Yuffie kicked the Neoshadow in the face. "GET BACK HERE!" The ninja leapt onto the wall and began running, blatantly ignoring physics. She threw shuriken at every black beastly creature.

Flying close to the ceiling, Yuna and Paine dodged attacks. Occasionally, they would give Yuffie a potion.

Nothing could stand in the trio's way. Why would the Heartless want to? Rikku had already scared every single one. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"RIKKU! STOP TORTURING THAT HEARTLESS!"


Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?

Aww, reviewers! Selunchen123, Anime-Cat123, Blue Jae, SilverKitsune013, and Happy Mooing Octopus deserve cookies.