Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).

Notes: Heartless translations are underlined.


The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter Sixteen: Heartless

The blonde fairy twirled a strand of hair about her finger. Her throne was blacker than the night sky. Mostly because it was made out of whimpering shadows. Their yellow eyes pleaded with the remaining members of the Radiant Garden Tourism Committee.

The committee was too terrified to help. So, Yuffie, Yuna, and Paine played several rounds of 'rock, paper, scissors' all hoping for the others to lose. "Damnit." The brunette fairy would be the sacrifice.

"Rikku?" Yuna's voice, timid.

"Yeah, Yunie?"

"Don't you wanna leave those Heartless alone?"

"Uh-uh."


"Another round!" The fallen angel demanded.

The bartender raised an eyebrow. "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"NO!"

"But, Mr. Sephiroth, you've been here for three days… Continuously."

The door to the bar swung open. A blond man entering, his sword cutting through the wall…


Yuffie picked the tiny fairy up by the wings. "Now, listen here. I will not tolerate other people crashing the gummi ships. That's my job!"

The brunette fairy leaned towards the pewter one to whisper, "She wants to crash 'em?"

Paine shook her head. "No… She's just a control freak."

Rikku, twisting herself, grunted and whined. She was not getting free anytime soon.

The Heartless whimpered in the dark shadows.


"SEPHIROTH! I am going to defeat you and free myself from the darkness."

Green eyes blinked a couple of times, an eyebrow raised. "And I'm the one who's been drinking?"

The blond SOLDIER glared. "Come on! Fight me!"

The bartender looked from one to the other. "Who's going to pay for my wall?"

Within seconds, Cloud had magically disappeared. Sephiroth grumbled, "Add it to my tab… And get me another drink."


They're kind of stupid aren't they?

Yuffie kicked at a wall. "Where the hell is that damn control panel?"

There isn't one, dumbass! Haven't you looked at our schematics!

"Maybe we're in the wrong room?" Yuna hovered by the door.

Yes… Cause all those other rooms you trashed had someone piloting.

"This is the largest one… It must be here."

Just because you act the meanest, doesn't mean your right, Red-Eyes.

"Ooooo….. They have sugar!"

Oh, #$&.


Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?

This is probably going to end soon… So, I'd expect a lag in updates (followed by a whole bunch)… Now, if only I knew what I wanted to write next. ;;

Aww, reviewers! Selunchen123, Anime-Cat123, Blue Jae, SilverKitsune013, and Happy Mooing Octopus deserve cookies.