I don't own the Barones in this chapter. There's alot of cursing in this chapter then usual.

Chapter 18: Home Movies

Vinny goes back to the Bakers cabin and sees Mike sitting on the deck. Vinny goes up to him. " Hey Mike." Vinny said to him as he sat next to him. " What happened to your competition thing with Bill?" Mike snapped at him. " I forefeited. So you and me can go rappelling." Vinny said to him. " Seriously?" Mike asked him. " Would I lie about something like that?" Vinny asked him. " No. You wouldn't lie about something like that." Mike replied. " Then get your things and let's go." Vinny told him. Mike gets his rappelling gear and him and Vinny go to the cliff where people can go rappelling. Vinny has to use the rappelling gear they have. " Fuck this shit!" Vinny said outloud when he saw how high they were when he looked down. " Come on Vinny. You said you would." Mike pleaded with him. " And I'm a man of my word. Even though how much I'm shaking right now I'll do this thing." Vinny told him as he took a deep breath and rappelled down the cliff. " Holy Crap!" Vinny yelled as he rappelled down the cliff. Vinny goes to the bottom and can't stand because he's still shaking from before. Mike rappells down and is now at the bottom with Vinny. " That was fun let's do it again." Mike said to Vinny. " Are you out of your mind? I'm never doing that again." Vinny told him. " Come on Vinny. Please?" Mike asked him with a sad look on his face. " Oh no! That face was the reason I went rappelling in the first place." Vinny told him not looking at Mike's face while saying that. " Hey you're not looking at the sad face I'm making." Mike said to him. " That's because you know what that sad look does to me. I invented that face. No one has ever used to face on me until I met this family. Now you, Lorraine and Jake give me that face and I can't say 'No' to it." Vinny explained. " That's why we always give you this face." Mike told him. They go back to Vinny's cabin.

That night the Bakers and Murtaugh's are at the DiMiranda cabin watching home movies. They watch Sarah's, Lorraine's and Elliot's high school graduations. Then they watch Charlie and Ann's wedding, Vinny and Lorraine's wedding. Then Sarah pulls out a fast one and pulls out an old home movie of Vinny's college graduation. " This one should be good." Sarah told everyone as she popped in the tape. " What tape is that Sarah?" Kate asked her. " It's Vinny's college graduation." Sarah told her. " It can't be. I didn't bring that tape." Vinny told Sarah. " I know. That's why I brought it." Sarah told him. " Sarah don't push play on that remote." Vinny told her. " Fine I won't. Oops it slipped." Sarah said as she pressed play on the remote. Vinny sinks into the couch as the video tape plays.

The tape starts off with Vinny and Keith Riley drinking Jack Daniels. Vinny grabs the video camera and starts filming the party himself. He starts to film his dad who has a cigarette in his mouth and then he gives the camera the finger. " Get that fucking thing out of my face." Vinny's dad said.

Vinny goes away and starts to film his Uncle Frank with a pie in front of him. Then his Aunt Marie comes over and starts to argue with his uncle. " Frank you're on video you slob. Wipe that pie off your face." Marie told him as she started to wipe his face. " What the hell are you doing?" Frank asked her. " I'm wiping the pie off your face you baboon." Marie told him.

Vinny pans off of them and starts to film his cousin Robert. " Hey Vinny congratulations little bro." Robert told him. " Thanks big bro." Vinny told him. " Hey let's do something to Ray since we can tape it?" Robert asked him. " Sure let's get him." Vinny told him. Robert hands Ray a ginger ale in a cup. Ray goes to drink it and it gets all over his shirt. " What did you two morons do now?" Ray asked them covered in ginger ale. " We cut a hole in the cup so it will spill when you tip it over and try to drink it." Robert explained. " You guys are assholes." Ray told them as he walked away. " I'll see you later Vinny." Robert told him as he walked away.

Then Vinny sees Jimmy Murtaugh and goes over to him. " Hey Jimmy. Thanks again for telling me to go into business management as a major. I guess it helped me out after all." Vinny told him. " Anytime Vinny. I hope your business is a huge success like mine." Jimmy told him. " Well the money my dad, brothers and you gave me should really help." Vinny told him.

Vinny stops the video tape there. " Come on Vinny. It wasn't that bad." Jake told him. " Your dad looked like a nice guy." Tom told him. " He was. He's one of the reasons my business in a success today." Vinny told him. " That's great and all but, let's get back to the video tape." Sarah said as she snatched the remote from Vinny and pressed play. The video starts to play again.

Vinny is in front of the room and is about to make a speech. " I just want to thank everyone for coming here today. This really means alot to me. I love everyone in this room like family." Vinny told them. " Most of the people in this room are your family." Vinny's dad said. " That's true dad. I just want to thank Jimmy Murtaugh for taking time away from Murtaugh Inc. and telling me to take business management as a major in college. It paided off at the end." Vinny said as he showed his knee that was all scared up and stiched up from surgery to the camera. " I also want to say whoever said I couldn't do it can kiss my ass." Vinny said as he walked away from the front of the room. " You can't say that on camera you jerkoff." Vinny's dad told him. " Well I did and you can't edit it out." Vinny told his dad. Vinny and his dad then hug.

Lorraine stops the tape now. " That's so sweet. Why didn't you want us to see that?" Lorraine asked him. " It's not that part it's what's coming up next." Vinny told her. " Hey Jimmy you look good there." Tom said to Jimmy. " Thank you Tom." Jimmy told him. " What happened since then?" Tom then asked him. " Enough you two." Vinny said to them. " Did you hear what he said to me?" Jimmy asked Vinny. " I don't give a damn." Vinny told him. Lorraine hits play and the video tape resumes.

Now Vinny is doing something really stupid. He's in his Z and going 150 mph and almost flips his car over making a sharp right turn. He then gets out of the car and has a bookbag full of fireworks in his hand, he places themon the ground and then lights them on fire. Him and Kevin Riley who is filming this run for their lives and hide behind Vinny's car. The fireworks explode and make a small crater in the ground. " That was the craziest shit ever." Kevin said to him. " Damn straight." Vinny said to him. They go over to the small crater and look at the two foot hole that Vinny put in the ground. The video tape ends there.

" You were stupid back then weren't you?" Lorraine asked him. " What do you mean back then? He's still stupid." Sarah said to her. " I grew up some since then." Vinny told them. " I don't think your stupid Vinny." Mike told him. " Thanks Mike." Vinny said to him. " I think you're an idiot." Mike told Vinny laughing. " What is this pick on Vinny week?" Vinny asked them. " What about all the stuff you do to us?" Jake asked him. " Jake's right on this one. It's about time someone gave you what you deserve." Sarah said to him. " What happened to us being nice to each other?" Vinny asked her. " That was because Bill was here. And he's not here anymore." Sarah told him. Everyone is telling Vinny how stupid he was at the end of the video.

The End