Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).


The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter Nineteen: Traverse II

"So who do you love more?" Tifa leaned over, her hands upon her hips.

Yuffie blinked at the blatant demand. Cloud's eyes doubled in size. With a single voice, they said, "What?"

"Which one," Aerith's voice calm and collected, "of us do you love?"

"I don't love any of you."

Yuffie turned her face from the trio. He doesn't know them very well. She could hear boots running across the rooftops. The sounds of a sword used as a shield. "He's… really stupid."


Rikku drooled over the collection of treasure the trio had collected. "Oh, goody-good!"

"Hey…" Paine's red eyes closed, "What are we going to do with all this treasure anyway?"

The brunette fairy blinked. "Don't know… Didn't think that far ahead."


Sephiroth flew towards the sounds of a scuffle. His glowing eyes brightened at the sight. Cloud was being beaten by a pair of girls. "Aw, Cloudy-woudy!"

Four pairs of eyes looked up, shock on every face. The dumbest one spoke first, "What. The. Hell."

The silver-haired angel landed onto the rooftop, hugging the blond's torso. Rubbing his face against Cloud's shoulder, Sephiroth explained, "He's my wittle Croudy-woudy."

Both men's faces were red. Cloud from embarrassment. Sephiroth from several days of drinking…

Tifa rubbed the back of her head, "Uh, yeah… I think I'll be goin'…"

The green-eyed woman, walking past the pair of men, mumbled, "They deserve each other."

The ninja took out a small camera from a pocket. "These'll sell big time!"

Click.

Click.

Click.

"I hate you, Sephiroth."

Click.

Click.

Click.

"But I wuv you, Cwoudy!"


The girls of the Restoration Committee and Tourism Committees squeezed into the gummi ship… A tricky feat with munni, silverware, Aztec gold, accessories……

"Tifa… You're still the bigger bitch.

Yuffie rolled her eyes. They make me look mature.


Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?