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"Chapter2: Fathering Problems"

Two months had passed since little James had been born and Harry was already having Problems. He couldn't seem to get diaper changing. Once he had tried to Change poor little James's diaper by magic, but the diaper ended up on the wrong end if you get the drift.

"Ginny, can you show me how to do the diaper thing again?" said a very frustrated Harry.

"No, you need to learn how to be a father on your own." Replied Ginny as she laughed. She was highly amused by Harry's past failures to get and keep the diaper on.

After two more tries Harry had mastered it or so he thought because right when he picked up baby James the diaper slid right off. "Urrrrgggghhhhh! I give up!" he yelled.

Baby James laughed at daddy's mistakes and had a "mommy's better than daddy" look on his face.

"Here, give him to me. You're obviously not fit for parenting," Ginny was laughing hysterically.

Harry handed James over to Ginny and watched her put James's diaper on in one try, worse to Harry's dismay as she picked him up the diaper actually stayed on!

Harry rolled his eyes and plopped onto the couch, "Way to rub it in."

"Oh, get over it you big baby. Here's an easy job, feed him his bottle," Ginny slammed the bottle in his hand and put little James on the couch next to him.

James looked from mommy to daddy and wore a "Don't leave me with this moron mommy," on his face. He then turned to daddy and giggled mischievously.

Sure enough evil thoughts were on this baby's mind because after he was done with his bottle he spit up all over daddy.

Harry got up and wiped the mess up, "Yuck, don't you do anything else but eat, poop, and look cute."

James giggled and started to blow spit bubbles.

"I guess not," said Harry as he got up, he jumped a little when he felt Ginny's hand on his shoulder.

"I can see you didn't burp him," said Ginny skeptically.

"How was I supposed to know that?" Harry said in a sarcastic voice as he handed James over to Ginny. Harry then walked over to the door and picked up a box.

"It's common sense, oh, by the way, what's in the box?" Ginny craned her neck to see Harry carrying a small box that had small holes in it. It was shaking and emitting high-pitched noises.

Harry smiled, "It's a gift for baby James."

Ginny looked curiously at Harry then put little James on the floor to crawl. "What is it?"

Harry's smile widened, "I think he's Going to like this," Harry put the box on the floor near little James and opened it. A little black puppy stumbled out of the box. It was a Labrador and Germen Shepherd mix. It was also so small it could fit in Harry's palm.

"He's so adorable, Where did you get him?" said Ginny as she picked up the Puppy. He started to wag his tail violently.

Harry shrugged, "I stopped by Diagon Alley and when I spotted him in a nearby pet shop window I just had to get him, he reminded me of Sirius when he transformed into his dog form, so I decided to get him for James."

Ginny put the little pup on the floor next to James and gave Harry a kiss. "You're so thoughtful. What should we name him?"

Harry thought long and hard, "How about, Sirius?"

Ginny rolled her eyes, "Harry, you already named your son after Sirius, to name the poor pup after him too is a bit too much, don't you think."

Harry laughed, "Ok,ok. How about Bane?"

"Hmmm, I like bane. It reminds me of a werewolf….and he does sort of look kind of like a wolf."

Harry smiled at Ginny, "Then Bane it will be." Harry looked at Bane, He was busy attacking James with a ton of licks.