((notes from brandy: yes peoples its yuan kratos time. while i had another chapter planned to come first i desided that due to people asking and that picket line Miss Featherwings a.k.a Seraphim Rhapsody has started (i surrender!) /waves white flag made of yuans underwear/ and have desided to give you the damn chapter /sighs/ thanx you all for reviewing, and there will be more kxy in this story. i promise. no lemons this time, sorry. but u can IMAGINE one if u really have time on ur hands.

i do not own tales of symphonia or anything of the sort, just to remind u all,))


A couple weeks had past since the Zelos incident and everyone had pretty much left me alone (thank Martel).

The group had decided to break into the Renegade base, something about wanting retards, or sumthin like that. The whole joint was rather boring. All those stupid laser thingies and passwords (which Lloyd managed to forget a totally of six times. Seriously, he forgot six bloody times.

Time number one: "Umm, you wanted me to remember the codes?"

Time number two: "Purple monkey dishwasher?"

Time number three: "Pass codes? Oh right! No I don't remember…Ouch."

Time number four: "Something, uh, yellow, and mana, and meat! Meat meat and the meat, meat! More meat, meat. MEAT."

(Seriously, you'd think they'd assign someone else by this point…)

Time number five: "I. P. Freely and I confesses my undying love for zel- I mean, zebras…."

Time number six: "Hi I'd like a cheeseburger, no cheese and no burger and some fries. But I don't want the fries cooked; I want them in potato form. And I guess I'll have a glass of ice water, no ice. Oh and no water. I just want the cup or bottle, which ever your ice water comes in. Oh and can I have a kids meal toy? The girls one, not the boys…"

Ever seen a boy get smacked by a white haired half elf six times? Well I have!)

So I did one of my famous 101 ways to fight of boredom. (All mentioned in my new book: The Life Of A Murderous Penguin, which will be in stores this fall! Only 1699 Gald. Certain conditions may apply, book not readable by humans and may or may not be real.)

Number 57: Pretend to be a carrot.

So I was just trying to seem all orange and long and pointy like, thinking carrot thoughts like: "I am carrot, hear me cook." Or "It's ok to be orange. Turnips love me just the way I am." And things along those lines, when I suddenly fell out of the bag I had been carefully placed in. Ok so I hadn't been CAREFULLY placed in it, more like thrown in as the group made a mad dash out of the inn. (Lloyd managed to clog the toilet, again.)

I sat there for some time. Watching random Renegades do random stuff, (mostly wander aimlessly) until a wonderful man with spiky black hair rescued me. I think his name was Boat, or Car or something along those lines. He took me to his boss, a very pissed off looking aqua haired angel. The conversation went something like this:

"Lord Yuan, I found something those brats left behind!"

"Oh! Is it sesame snaps?" Yuan's eyes seemed to sparkle abnormally.

"Uh, no sir. It's a book. With figures."

"Damn you! I WANTED SESAME SNAPS"

At this point Boat ran from the room in search of sesame snaps, leaving me on the desk. Yuan sat down, rubbing his temples and sipping on some randomly placed hot chocolate. He sat there for a moment, and then pulled me in front of him.

"Cute," he muttered, picking up his figure and making it walk across the desk, "Hmm, I wonder if…" He looked through all the figures, stopping at Kratos' and sitting it beside his.

"What a cute couple," he said softly and moved the figures around to talk to each other.

Tiny Kratos: "Hello Yuan."

Tiny Yuan: "Hello Kratos. Can I tell you something?"

T.K.: "Well of course Yuan, you can tell me anything."

T.Y.: "I love you Kratos and I want to make hot passionate love to you!"

Me/Yuan? Strange, I'd never thought of that before… I guess you do have the hair and the slightly girly look to you…/

T.K.: "Me too!"

He then proceeded to make them kiss and… umm… become very close.

There was a hiss of air as the door opened.

"Just leave the snaps on the desk." Yuan said shortly, concentrating very hard on his "work".

"Snaps? What the hell are you talking about?" came the reply.

Yuan looked up to see Kratos standing in the doorway, looking back and forth from the figures in Yuan's hands to Yuan's steadily reddening face.

He quickly tried to hide the figures behind his back but Kratos crossed the room in two strides and grabbed them away.

"Yuan, what exactly were you doing with these dolls?"

And I guess about now Yuan thought he really had nothing to lose so he stood up and grabbed Kratos, pulling him close, "Here, let me show you."

And with that he kissed Kratos hard on the lips. And Kratos must have enjoyed it, cause the next thing I know he has Yuan on top of the desk.

/Hey! Stop that! You guys are squishing me! Stop it you people! You're going get me all wet and sticky/

Get your minds out of the gutter; Kratos was coming dangerously close to knocking over Yuan's hot chocolate.


((r&r please! oh yeah, presents/hands out packets of kechup chips/ i hate kechup chips, but someone must like them...

inteseting facts: T.K. andTy were both guys off the 1st session on digimon. strange...and the cheese burger with no cheese and no burger thing, i've done that once!))