Disclaimer: I don't own Card Captor Sakura…
(punches the computer)
VOICE OVER:What are you doing! Stop wrecking this computer! Card Captor Sakura will never be yours!
AUTHOR:Why? Why? Eriol and Tomoyo should be together! Wahhhh!
(pulls a laptop and starts typing like a crazed maniac)
AUTHOR:He…he…he…he…no one can stop me! Awwwoooo!
VOICE OVER:Hey! Those are weird symbols. Are you sure you know the English language?
AUTHOR:I'm writing a program that will self-destruct this computer! Hahaha!
VOICE OVER:You can't do that! We won't have a fic!
AUTHOR:Oh…yeah. Right…
(starts typing…for real)
From the Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Producer, Cameraman (actually she did it all) of "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" comes…
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer…Again
Subtitle: So Forget About It
INTRODUCTION
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME…IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY…EVEN EARLIER AND FARTHER THAN 'I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER'…THERE WAS 'I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER AGAIN SUBTITLED SO FORGET ABOUT IT'. EVEN BEINGS LIVING ON THOSE TIMES DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY EXISTED SO YOU CAN PROBABLY EXPECT THAT THIS IS JUST A PIGMENT OF MY WILD AND CRAZY IMAGINATION. OH…YEAH…I FORGOT TO TELL THAT WHILE I'M WRITING THE INTRODUCTION, THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS 'TENENENENENG TENENENENENG TENENENENG'.
NARRATOR:What a wonderful day! The wind is gently blowing…the flowers are lively blooming…the animals are making love…and a very curious Sakura looking over the classroom's window and at the same time wondering how well animals do it. Episode 1: The real story behind class hours…you don't even want to know.
SAKURA:Hoe…
(she is so engrossed that I cannot think of anything else for her to say)
SENSEI TERADA:Kinimoto? Kinimoto! Why the hell are you not answering my question?
SAKURA:What! What's going on? Are there clow cards?
SENSEI TERADA:Kinimoto, I'm asking you a question.
SAKURA:You see, sir, I was wondering if given two points P and Q of a line, the coordinate system can be chosen in such a way that the coordinate P is zero and the coordinate of Q is positive.
CLASS:Wohhh…..(in Tagalog, 'ang lufet!')
SENSEI TERADA:Yeah. Whatever. Ok… class dismissed!
SYAORAN:
(drools while sleeping)
What? Is it over?
TOMOYO:Ewwww…wipe that drool off your face!
ERIOL:Yeah…and your breath smells.
NAOKO:Hey! Rika, where are you going?
RIKA:To the washroom.
NAOKO:I'll go with you.
RIKA:No! You can't.
NAOKO:Why not?
RIKA:Well…actually I'm not going to the washroom. You just think that way.
NAOKO:I did?
RIKA:Yes. You always think that anyone who comes out of the classroom goes to the washroom.
NAOKO:Really? Wait! Where are you going now?
RIKA:Are you deaf or your just plain dumb? Didn't I tell you I'm going to the washroom?
NAOKO:What? And now I have problems with my ears…
CHIHARU:I think it's the brain.
NAOKO:And the brain.
TAKASHI:You know what? It's 30 minutes past 5 o'clock. We must….
CHIHARU:Stop lying Takashi!
TAKASHI:
I'm not lying! It's 5:30…look!
CHIHARU:I said stop it! (chases him with a hammer)
TAKASHI:Help! I'm telling the truth!
CHIHARU:What are you saying? That clock has no batteries. It's been like that for centuries now… and you don't even know?
TAKASHI:How would I know? I haven't been born back then.
SAKURA:I feel something.
TOMOYO:What? Is it a clow card?
SAKURA:Would you want to go to the washroom, Eriol?
ERIOL:Well…
SYAORAN:You feel that too?
SAKURA:Actually…I smelled it.
TOMOYO:Eriol, it's all right. You don't need to be embarrassed about it. Everyone…does that.
ERIOL:Does what?
TOMOYO:That.
ERIOL:What?
TOMOYO:That!
ERIOL:What that?
TOMOYO:Just read my mind, will you?
ERIOL:How can I? Your hair is so thick…
SAKURA:Uh…are you okay, Eriol?
ERIOL:I think I'll do that when I get home.
SYAORAN:Do what?
ERIOL:That!
SYAORAN:What?
ERIOL:(sigh) Descendants these days…
TOMOYO:
Sakura, I can't seem to understand this topic. Let's go home.
SAKURA:
Right!
CHIHARU:
Come on, Takashi. You need to be thought a lesson you'll never forget…hehehe!
TAKASHI:Help! She'll torture me!
RIKA:She'll never do that. You're her boyfriend. And besides… we must keep this fic at a T Rating.
NAOKO:When did you get back?
RIKA:Just now. I can't seem to find the washroom. The script didn't indicate where the washroom is.
NAOKO:I told you I should have accompanied you. You know the author of this fic is kinda stupid.
RIKA:Actually…I did find the washroom. The boys' washroom though.
NAOKO:What? It's the boys' washroom then? And all this time I thought it was the girls'.
RIKA:
Whatever. Adios!
NAOKO:Yeah…bye!
NARRATOR:And they go happily ever after…to be continued…teneneneneng teneneneneng tenenenneng….
