((A/N: well yeah, took me long enough to update..so reviews i've been doing directly, if i haven't replied, well its cause i'm lazy. but thanx for them, i LOVE reviews. this chappy starts with a little blip. hope u enjoy.
i do not own panic at the disco, good charlotte or fall out boy))
From the diary of the Figure Book
Entry 1
Dear Diary,
I don't get it. I mean what does she see in him? He's just a stupid Collectors Book, full of boring nothingness. I mean, the gang doesn't even look at him unless they are so drastically bored that they'd stab out their own eyeballs for a thrill. Or when they're trying to get that title for Genis…
Oh Monster List, why doesn't she notice me? I'm ever so cool! And we have a lot of the same people in our pages!
I guess we just aren't meant to be…
Whatever, when my book (The Life Of A Murderous Penguin) comes out and I'm so rich I'm rolling in paper, SHE'LL REGRET NOT SEEING ME!
Depressed,
The Figure Book.
It was very boring in Celsius's temple.
And cold, it is very, super cold. My pages almost froze.
So they, they being the group of dumb people, were trying to get across this big pond of frozen ice. Why did they even freeze the damn ice? Why didn't they just use their little boat thingy? Isn't it still in their wing pack thinger? Basically unused?
Course, once again I was not packed very well. See Raine made Beef Stew. Why she even tries I still don't know. Anyway, most everyone flashed it instead of risking certain death. So in short the plumbing backed up and we didn't have enough Gald (Zelos spent it all on Strawberry Rose shampoo,) so we left in a hurry.
So the second we got on the ice I fell out and slid all the way to the other side. (YAY I win! Take that Lloyd! First one to the other side!) Not a horrible thing, I mean, they'd find me sooner or later. Course with Lloyd's lack of brains in solving puzzles it might be much, much later.
But remember how I always say weird people seem to pick me up?
Yeah. Celsius picked me up. As in the Summon Spirit of Ice was just taking a walk around her temple and saw me.
How often does something like that happen? Never!
But me, I'm special.
So Celsius took me to her room. I know, I thought all Summon Spirits lived in their little throne rooms, but they don't. Cels lived in this real nice, bubblegum-teenager-pop-rock-yet-classical room. With a four-poster bed, and pictures of all the coolest Tethe'allaian bands (Good Sybakk, Fall Out Elf, Panic At the Temple). I was truly amazed.
Cels is one cool chick, even though she did play with my figures… Well one figure. And she really didn't play with it; more of just look at it and sigh. One of those cute teenage crush moments. Except she's not really a teenager…
She gazed at the red, devil like Summon Spirit, "Oh why do we have to be so different? Why can't you just realize I like you?"
Oh, that's so sweet. I know just how she feels… Sob…
"Stupid men!" She snapped the figure in half.
Not that I blame her or anything, but that was a very expensive figure. It's ok, snapped can be glued.
Cels then placed the broken figure on the ground and stomped on it.
But that can't be glued… I hope she's planning on paying for damages.
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