AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, it is I. DiscombobulatedDrummer! I know that you all have missed me. School and stuff has been a bummer. Mikki and I just came from Hogwarts. Our Muggle History professor wanted us to explore the muggle world. Tell you the truth. It's boring. There were to many wars. The Civil War 2 and The World's War. Who is suppose to remember all that? MERLIN! Well, this "rap" I came up with just minutes ago while I was on the phone with Mikki. She helped me out with some of the rhyming, like "bave." You'll understand once you read it. Hope you like it!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the wonderful rapping Marauders. I wish I did. They could get a contract or be on American Idol. That would rock. I hope you enjoy their talent.

DD

THE MARAUDER RAP

This is Prongs
My horns are long
My best friend's a dog
Y'ALL

This is Sirius
And I'm very mysterious
YEE-HAW!

My name is Remus
And I have a large p-----.
You're just jealous
Y'ALL!

So I'm a rat
That is fat
When I hang around these fags
HEY!

This is all that we have
So go take a "bave" (bath)
HUH!

PLEASE REVIEW! I LIKE REVIEWS!
DD