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"A Prank Unforgotten"
After James had cleaned up, which consisted of combing his hair, washing his hands and face, and putting on suitable clothes, he heard his grandparents enter the front door. He knew this because his grandmother was the only one who made Lillian cry by picking her up and kissing her all over the face when they entered the house.
James hesitated before going downstairs; he knew that facing his grandmother meant facing kisses and hugs like Lillian had.
As he slowly made his way down the spiral staircase his uncles Fred and George apparated at the foot of the stairs, James knew he was saved because Fred and George always helped him dodge the inevitable.
George had a smile on his face and something told James that he knew what he was thinking.
"Well, If it isn't our little nephew James," snickered Fred.
"It is, isn't it, if I'm not mistaken, he's got himself into a bit of a sticky situation. Should we help him or shall he have the same fate as our poor niece Lillian?" asked George.
"I don't know, that depends if he'll help us pull a prank at dinner," said Fred
"Yes, we've been meaning to try out our new product," Said George.
James thought long and hard. If he didn't help he would surely be smothered by his grandmother, but if he did help he would avoid grandma and would also get a good laugh. He couldn't seem to see a downside.
"I guess I can help," James blurted out.
Fred and George aparated and reappeared right in front of him.
"Nice to have you on the team young nephew of ours," said George.
"We knew you would see it our way, we'll tell you the plan after we get you away from our dear old mum," said Fred.
"Yeah, we can't just leave our favorite nephew…"
Fred interrupted, "Don't forget assistant dear George."
"Right you are Fred. As I was saying, we can't just leave our favorite assistant to be eaten alive. We need you for the big surprise joke."
James's smile faded at those words. What had they meant by "Big surprise" and why did they need him to pull it off? It sounded as if they were going to do something dangerous. James finally started to see a downside, but he didn't know exactly what it was yet.
"Don't worry young nephew, we shall be your saviors. Now let's go," said Fred
As they walked down the stairs James heard his grandmother talking.
"I've already seen my granddaughter, now where's my grandson?"
James hoped that his uncles plan to evade Mrs. Weasley worked because right when they reached the bottom of the stairs she saw him and started making her way towards them. James closed his eyes, preparing for the worst.
"James! How's my Favor...," She stopped dead in her tracks with a look of horror on her face.
James opened his eyes and started to laugh like crazy. Mrs. Weasleys mouth had vanished along with her arms. James felt a hand on his shoulder, it was Fred.
"Well, that should take care of that," he said.
"Yeah, she can't hug or kiss you for that matter," said Uncle George.
Mrs. Weasleys eyes had an evil glare; it looked as though she wanted to commit first degree murder.
"Um, Uncle Fred, how's she going to eat dinner?"
Fred scratched his head, "Good point young James, this should take care of our little problem," He waved his wand then flicked it. Within seconds Mrs. Weasley's face had Sprouted Spider-like pinchers and her arms had splinted into eight prickly spider legs.
At that moment Ron, Hermione, and their kids had walked in the door. Jaramiah yelled "Cool!", Alexis hid behind Hermione, and Ron turned a ghostly white, within seconds he fainted.
Fred and George were clutching their stomachs while laughing hysterically and James was just happy that he had not been eaten by his grandmother yet.
"Hey mum, can you do that to me? I want to be a spider!" said Jaramiah
Hermione smacked Jaramiah in the back of the head, "Watch your Manners," then pulled out her wand and renewed Mrs. Weasley back to her proper form. She still had a murderous look about her and she turned a violent shade of dark red.
"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE NECKS…I'LL…I'LL…"
Fred and George looked at one another with a worried look on their faces, "Sorry James, were going to have to leave you here," Said George.
"Yeah, you're on your own mate," said Fred.
James grinned up at his Uncles, "I can take it from here. She'll be busy chasing after you."
Fred and George apparated with a loud "crack."
Well! I kinda liked this chpt, I tried to bring out Fred n' George's personality's. Right now i would like all of the people who read this chpt to give me some ideas for the dinner prank! I'm afraid i havn't gotten that far! James and the guys'll be going to Hogwarts very soon so don't Fret! MUCH LUV TAHIRISOLO90
