Disclaimer: I'd like to thank sheelfgirl and luvlea for all their help and I do not own Harry Potter, just a few characters I created, just so you know Bane isn't mine anymore, I dedicated him to sheelfgirl!

"Dinner with the Weasleys"

Ron had been revived, but every time he saw Mrs. Weasley he turned white and tried not to make eye contact.

Fred n' George were busy making plans for the big joke. Mrs. Weasley, however, stayed in a bad mood. Every time Fred n' George crossed her path she would start yelling at them and told them that they wasted their lives on, as she called it, their "stupid joke shop!".

Charlie was in a deep conversation with Mr. Weasley on illegal dragon breeding, Lupin and Tonks were sitting at the kitchen table flirting, Harry and Ginny were helping Mrs. Weasley prepare the food, and all five kids were giving James's family house elf Kreatcher odd tasks to do.

"Hey, I got a good one!" said Jaramiah. He whispered something into Kreatchers ear and kreatcher looked as though he'd seen a ghost.

"Kreatcher Won't!" he started to jump up and down with a defiant look on his face.

Jaramiah looked at James for help, "James, you got to tell him. He won't listen to me."

James smiled mischievously, "Do it."

Kreatcher stopped whining, "Kreatcher must do what young master says, but Kreatcher won't like it. Young master is the son of a filthy blood traitor, But Kreatcher will do it, oh yes, Kreatcher is a good house elf."

James rolled his eyes, "Just shut up and do it!"

Kreatcher bowed and did what he was told.

Harry, Ginny, Tonks, Reamus, and everyone else were sitting down enjoying a break and talking when Kreatcher ran in. He was no longer wearing his loin cloth and was waving his hands in the air screaming, "I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible! "

Kreatcher ran back and forth and everyone had shocked looks on their faces. Harry opened his mouth to say something, but noting came out. Fred n' George were laughing hard and clutching their stomachs, and Lupin raised an eyebrow then nudged Tonks to say something, she didn't reply.

"Well, that was disturbing. Any ideas to why he was doing that?" asked Charlie.

Everybody gave Ron and Hermione nervous glances. They all seemed to know it was Jaramiah.

"What! Why is everyone looking at us?" said Hermione defensively.

Mr. Weasley coughed and tried to avoid eye contact with either of them.

"Oh, I see. Everybody just assumes that it was Jaramiah!" said Hermione; she nudged Ron to back her up. He tried, but could find nothing to say.

Mrs. Weasley broke the silence, "Well, I think dinner is ready. Let's go out to the picnic table, Shall we?"

Kreatcher ran by and started screaming again, "I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible!"

Mrs. Weasley rolled her eyes and everybody got up and went outside to the tables.

As Molly called James and the others out for dinner Fred n' George intercepted James.

"Are you ready for the big bang?"

'Yep!" said James with a smile.

"Good, you'll need to put a drop of this potion in each of the drinks. We already warned Jaramiah and the other kids not to drink their drinks. You better hurry before mum comes into the kitchen to get the drinks," said Fred.

George gave James an aqua colored bottle. There was purple writing on the label and a warning in red.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable and unpredictable panic;

Some cases of Hairballs

James pocketed the potion and headed off towards the kitchen.

"They grow up so fast," said Fred

"That they do Fred, That they do," replied George.

James entered the kitchen and found the drinks on the counter. He took out the potion and unscrewed the top. As the top fell onto the counter James Screwed up his face and felt as if he were going to puke. The potion smelt like rotten eggs, moldy bread, and a hint of raw fish. James slowly tipped the bottle over the first drink, a neon green liquid made its way out of the bottle. When it hit the surface of the drink, small whisps of magenta smoke emitted from the drink, with a soft crackle it turned back to normal. James shrugged and continued to empty the potion into the rest of the drinks. When he finished he quickly left the kitchen ands headed towards the picnic tables. Everybody was sitting around the table and Fred n' George winked at James, James smiled back.

"Okay everyone, let's dig in," said Mr. Weasley.

James filled his plate with food and watched Mrs. Weasley go retrieve the drinks.

When she got back she passed out the drinks, everybody drank their drinks except for Fred n' George and the kids.

James looked at all the grown-ups and wondered what was going wrong because nothing was happening. He was about to go ask his uncles when Fred had a smile on, James knew something was about to happen.

The first to feel the effects was Charlie. He started to look around and had a panic-stricken face. The others started to do the same. Suddenly Charlie started to cry.

"Noooo! Why her, she didn't deserve to die!" screamed Charlie.

James had no idea what was going on! All of the sudden everybody started to panic. Lupin hid under the table as if he were avoiding something, Charlie was going on about someone who died, His dad were acting as if his mum was in trouble, Ron was looking at the ground as if something would burst through it and attack him, His mum was holding Lillian as if it would be the last time she would see her, Hermione was raving on about how she got fired, Tonks was acting clumsier than ever, and his grandparents were raving on about how they were disappointed that his mum married a Malfloy!

Something weird was going on because Aunt Hermione had not gotten fired, his mum never married a Malfloy, and nobody died!

James continued to figure out what was going on when all of the sudden his dad jumped on the table. He was pointing his wand at some invisible opponent.

"Don't worry Ginny! I'll save you!" He jumped off the table and started running around and attacking trees.

James was about to go ask Fred n' George what the hell was going on when Lupin tugged on his pants.

"Don't let it happen, Please," he said

James had no idea what he was talking about.

Harry suddenly ran into a tree, "Wise guy are we, I'll show you!" he pointed his wand at the tree and blew it up.

James's jaw dropped. Things were getting out of control!

"Get them off me, Get them off me!" yelled Ron. He started jumping and running around in circles.

He was obviously mistaken because there was nothing on him.

James looked to his left and saw Tonks running into fences, trees, and Whatever else that got in her way.

When James got to his uncles they broke out laughing.

"What did you do to them?" he demanded.

"Nothing really, just a little prank," said Fred Innocently.

"Oh look! Here's the best part!" Fred pointed back to all the adults.

With a loud crack they all turned into animals!

His dad was a stag, his mum a white tiger, Ron was a spider monkey, Hermione was a beaver, Lupin a wolf, Tonks was a very clumsy cat, Charlie was a dragon, Mr. Weasley was a snake, and Mrs. Weasley was a horse!

James suddenly understood why the bottle said "Some cases of Fur-balls."

Kreatcher ran by again, "I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible!"

Note: Well, I hope you liked it, I had trouble on this one! I'm sorry if I don't update soon enough, I have a lot of homework to do! Bane will be in the next chpt!