Warning: hp/ss
Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist. (Would have had all shows and movies done by now.)
Du: Like to give my reviewers a big thank you! Severus has been getting a little cranky.
-I have not you insolent little brat!
Du: see cranky.
-say that one more time and your little reviewers won't see you for a while.
Du: oops.
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Harry was standing outside the doors of the great hall, Vandread wound tightly around his arm under his rode. He was waiting to be called, and was getting very impatient. Then he heard the applaud of the first year sorting finishing and Dumbledore's words.
"Before we start our grand feast there is one more person who must be sorted, his name is Branimir!"
The hall automatically went silent as he walked into the hall. He quickly crossed and sat on the stool in front of the head table ready for the hat. He looked around and frowned as he spotted the Gryffindor table. This was the time when his father was still at Hogwarts. Sirius, James, Remus, Lily, and Peter were starring. Harry shot a cold glare at Peter which got him looking away. Then he found himself watching a younger Snape who was starring at his empty plate.
"Well, well, you are a tricky one."
Branimir snapped back to reality to feel the hat on his head.
"Oh yes, you can do well in all houses. Though your past is grave and interesting."
Harry tensed, dammit this hat better not spill everything, he could feel Dumbledore's frown behind him. "Oh don't worry, your secrets safe with me." Dammit! Big mouth hat! The hat looked offended for a second but quickly recovered. "So let's see, in Ravenclaw you'll most likely hurt someone. In Hufflepuff, oh my, same situation? Now Gryffindor… why would you be in pain when sent there?"
The hall gasped at the hats words but stayed deathly quiet. Harry was getting pissed.
"None of your goddamn business! Just place me already and don't you dare say anything else unless it's a house name!"
Everyone starred at him in disbelief.
"Very well, Slytherin!"
Harry snatched that hat off his head and stomped to the Slytherin table, sitting right next to Snape.
"Well please enjoy your meal!" yelled Dumbledore.
Automatically all the tables filled with food but Branimir wasn't very hungry, and Snape starring at him wasn't helping.
"I must be either very interesting or drop dead gorgeous for someone to be starring at me so intently." Branimir turned his head to face Snape to find him blushing but with a look of discust and a sneer on his face. How he pulled it off Harry didn't know.
"Not really, but why sit next to me?"
Branimir raised an eyebrow. "Why do you as?"
"Well most people usally sit next to Lusious." then he sneered waiting for Braimir to move.
"He seems like a prat to me." with that Harry turned back to the food and grabbed some grapes. Snape was a little shocked but kept quite. This guy is suspious. As the meal ended Branimir stood up and walked to the dorms, the other slytherins behind him gossiping.
"Well it seems I'm in the same room you are!" Branimir said rather cherrfully. Snape looked completly unpleased. "I'm going out." then he walked out. Harry unpacked his newly bought things and flopped on the other bed next to Severus's.
"How rude. I wanted to talk."
" Harry." Harry stood up and let Vandread slid out on his hand. "Yessss?" Harry hissed in parsaltongue.
"I think that boy is in trouble."
Harry looked quizznily at the snake before before marching out, Vandread on his shoulder.
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Du: So how was it? Review please!
-your annoying-
Du: Are you drunk Snape?
-hell no! Your just writing upside down.
Du: And?
-ummm... never mind.-
