A/N: You like us! You really, really like us!! gets teary Thanks to The Reader of the Books and Deep-Ware who reviewed!! I love you guys! Well here it is as promised! Chapter 2! Just try saying Lucius' code name out loud in this! You'll crack up! Oh and here are some more character personalities. – Gred
Dumbledore- Away for a secret meeting, undercover wizard = Gandalf
Lucius- Also undercover wizard = Legolas, girly, very superficial.
Meanwhile in a dark room somewhere in Romania...
Dumbedore: (suspiciously) Alpha bravo foxtrot charlie.
Lucius: (moves out of the shadows) Eh..what?
Dumbledore: ALPHA BRAVO FOXTROT CHARLIE!
Lucius: (dawning comprehension) I get it! Um...what was the code again? Oh yeah! (tries to look suspicious but ends up looking constipated) Revlon L'oreal manicure Mabilene (light turns on and we see that the room is actually a nail salon)Dumbledore: Why did you pick this place anyway?
Lucius: (sits down at a table and starts soaking his hands) I'm multitasking! I can have a secret meeting with you and do my nails!
Dumbledore: Right...anyway down to business. I call this meeting to order. We will use our code/real names now Lucilas.
Lucius: Lucilas?! Couldn't you think of a better name? What are you then...Dumbledalf?
Dumbledore: (looks down) No...I'm Gandaldore. But we'll fix the names later.
Lucilas: We better! Do you know what my pureblood friends would think if they heard you call me Lucilas? I meant that's just stupid! (starts filing his nails) Why did you call this meeting anyway Gandaldore?
Gandaldore: I have found out more about Lord Voldemort! He abusing his powers as an undercover wizard like us!
Lucilas: How is old Frodo anyway? Is he still trying to be angsty?
Gandaldore: (annoyed) His name is Frodevort!
Lucilas: (snorts) You do have fun making up these names don't you?
Gandaldore: Maybe. But anyway, I think that Frodevort is trying to kill Harry Potter.
Lucilas: Oh! He's that boy with the really messy unconditioned hair and that scar that my plastic surgeon can fix in a jiffy!
Gandaldore: Yes, him. I have a hunch thatFfrodevort will go to great new lengths to kill harry. I just hope that harry notices Frodevort before he can do any great damage.
Lucilas: Yes, my son Draco will keep an eye out for us.
Gandaldore: No! Outside of this salon we are enemies remember?
Lucilas: Oh yeah. Well then ill send Draco to hex Harry. I'm sure he'll like that.
Gandaldore: But we have to stop Frodevort before he blows our cover! I don't want to go back to Middle Earth and I'm sure that Frodo wont want to be with Sam again.
Lucilas: Sam was so annoying. Following Frodo everywhere. And he was always so dirty and never listened to me about proper skin care. (stops filing his nails and starts painting them like a French Manicure) But how are we going to stop
Frodo- I mean Frodevort?
Gandaldore: I'll send Harry to do the job. I'll just tell him something about another prophecy and he'll start being angsty again and stupidly go to Voldemort to avenge his parents.
Lucilas: His parents...I quite liked his parents. Too bad they died in some hit and run accident.
Gandaldore: It was some job convincing him that Frodevort killed his parents. Those Dursleys were on the right track.
Lucilas: (finishes painting his nails and starts blowing on them to make them dry faster) Hmm. Well you take care of Harry and ill tell Draco to distract Harry's friends. What are their names again?
Gandaldore: Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasly.
Lucilas: Yes...Hermione. Harry and Ron think that I don't like Hermione because she's a mudblood. I just don't like her because her hair is so bushy! I could give her a really good hairspray to take care of that!
Gandaldore: Well I'm hungry so I'm going to disappear and go eat something.
Lucilas: Yes...I'll be seeing Draco soon at Hogwarts I'll tell you what's going on there! (stops blowing at his nails because they're dry) There, perfect! (looks at his nails admiringly)
Dumbledore: This meeting is adjourned.
Lucius: Bye!
(both walk out of the room turning the light off)
A/N: So...what did you think? Was it as funny as I promised? No...well okay. Please Review!
