Summary: Welcome to random incorrect quotes! These are just a bunch of random quotes that seem to fit extremely well with our group of misfits from shows, movies, generators, and etc. Humor me with this. It fits.

Before you go reading this chapter, I would like to say that the ocs that appear in this story belong to their original creators including my ocs. I don't own them, they belong to their original owners. I only own my ocs. Thank you.


Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker

Rachel: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Gabriel: …I did. I broke it.

Rachel: No. No you didn't. Adam?

Adam: Don't look at me. Look at Silver.

Silver: What?! I didn't break it.

Adam: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Silver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Adam: Suspicious.

Silver: No, it's not!

Logan: If it matters, probably not, but Toren was the last one to use it.

Toren: Liar! I don't even drink coffee!

Logan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Toren: I went to grab some wooden stirrers to make a house. Everyone knows that, Logan!

Gabriel: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rachel.

Rachel: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Logan: Rachel... Silver's been awfully quiet.

Silver: rEALLY?! OH MY!

Everyone starts arguing

Rachel, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Rachel: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Source: Park and Recreation


Gabriel: Where are you going?

Rachel: To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

Source: The Golden Girls


Logan: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Destiny: Just today, you were crying about snakes.

Logan tearing up: They don't have any arms!

Source: Steven Universe


Aline: It's a package from my parents.

Logan: What is it?

Aline: It's heavy. Must be their hopes and expectations for me.

Source: Gilmore Girls


Toren: Is there a word for a mix between angry and sad?

Poe: Well, there's disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated–

Rachel: Smad.

Source: Tumblr


Adam playing with doll: Uhh… how you doin'?

Forsythia Dread: Adam, say it in your girl voice!

Forsythia Dread getting annoyed: Why can I have to keep ASKING you!

Adam look at Melanie: Look away please

Adam girl voice: How you doinnn~?

Melanie wheezing: KHH HEHEHEHE HEE HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!

Source: TikTok


Silver: Toren, let me see what you have.

Toren: Running past A SCISSOR!

Silver: NO!!! Run after him

Maid Marian Terrified: Wh-why does he have a scissor?

Source: Vine


Gabriel: How do you all drink your coffee?

Adam: Straight from the coffee pot.

Toren: Skylar says I'm too young to drink coffee, so I don't know.

Silver: I drink tea~!

Logan: Bitter, like my soul.

Rachel: He's lying, he likes cinnamon latte because it reminds him of Christmas.

Source: Tumblr


'Can I copy the homework?'

Gabriel: I can help you with it!

Silver: Yeah, sure.

Logan: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Toren: lol nope.

Adam: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Rachel: Read 5:55pm

source: Generator


Rachel: Lena's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Melanie: Boys?

Lena: Homicide.

Source: The Addam Family Values


Silver: Hey I'm Mexican.

Gabriel, Rachel, Adam, Logan, and Toren looking so utterly confused: Wait, we thought you were Mediterranean????

Source: Vine


Anyway, review if you can. I would like to see your thoughts about this first ever Incorrect Quote chapter so far! The reviews are the best form of motivation! Let me know what you think and see you all for the next and final one-shots chapter request. Thank you. :)