After an hour or so, I finally opened my eyes… this time both the figures were looking down at me. "Yahoo! She's awake again!" they both started to do a little cheering dance. "Wait a second, I don't get it… how can that ORC be your GRAMPS?" I was completely confused…
Even after all my research, I never knew that monsters could become family with humans… even though it was true. There's Zealotus, the monster that was more like a demon… and you could even make the Monsters apart of your family.
"No, he's not my REAL Gramps, I just enjoy calling him that," he said. "…Wanna know why? It's because he looks like an old lady," Derrick whispered, I didn't see of how that was possible though.
"Hey! I heard that! Do 100 push-ups… now, now, now!" Gramps sounded like an old hag and got out a stick, whacking Derrick on the shoulder. "Y-Yes sir!" Derrick went in push-up position and started counting as he did so… now I know of why he called Gramps an old lady.
Derrick finally got back up after a while. "Phew, glad that's over… he's kind of strict sometimes. Anyways, why is a Mage like you doing out here?" he asked.
"Who, me? I was asking for a warp to Prontera, but those stupid perverts warped me here, in Orc Dungeon, instead." I said in a frusterated voice.
"I see. You know what, I have a Butterfly Wing that could just warp us both there, and its to Prontera." Derrick said. "We would have to use it outside, though."
I took a moment to think about it and then finally nodded, "Alright. Let us use it then! Oh, um… is 'he' coming?" I asked. "No, Gramps is staying here." Derrick put a small smile on his face, as if he wanted Gramps to stay.
"Oh, okay." I said. "Hey, Gramps, we're leaving! I'll be back later, kay? Don't forget to make us food!" Derrick yelled as we both headed out the door. "Waaaiiiit! You might need these,"
Gramps quickly ran out of the door before we both teleported, and gave us something. "It's 10,000 zeny for coming back… and some is for shopping," he said. "Oh, thanks Gramps!"
Before I could take half of the zeny, Derrick quickly swiped it all out of Gramps' hands. "Don't forget to share with the shmexy angelic Magey over there!"
The orc said in a cute tone as he snuck over and rubbed my ass. I got angry and quickly slapped him. "You're lucky I didn't freeze you, you perverted Orc," I said, turning away.
"Ai-ya-yai…" Gramps was dizzy once we teleported away and off to Prontera. "H-Hey? Where'd you guys go? Hello?" he yelled in complaint, while looking around for the both of us… even though we were already gone.
"Everyone! Run away!" someone yelled in the streets of Prontera. "Finally, we're here!" I said, not until I noticed many items on the ground and a few dead bodies. "W-What's going on!" I screamed.
Once I realized that Derrick was missing, I yelled, "Derrick? Where'd you run off to?" I had no clue of what on Earth was going on… at all…
