"Hello, this is the Mayor, Mojo Jojo is threatening to kill me in my office right now if I don't ummm seduce him this instant, help me!"

"Okay Mayor, We'll be right there!"

As they all flew up to the Mayor's office they noticed something quite disturbing. The Mayor was pole dancing for Mojo Jojo.

"Whoa, look at him shake that wrinkley -beep-!" said Buttercup.

"I think I have officially gone blind!" announced Blossom.

"Ew, that's.. nasty.." replied Bubbles.

They all stare in disbelief at the Mayor.

"MAYOR, WTF ARE YOU DOING!" shouted Buttercup in horror.

"He.. he.. he's MAKING ME DO THIS." replied Professor.

Mojo Jojo quickly stood up. "He's my new sex slave. So Bubbles, WE'RE OVER."

Everyone glaces at Bubbles for awhile until they gain up enough courage to speak.

"Bubbles, is this nonsense true?" asked Blossom.

"-Shifts eyes- OF COURSE NOT!"

Buttercup and Blossom tie Bubbles up, just incase she was working some deadly disastrous plan against them.

"Now for you Mojo Jojo, how dare you turn our very own sister against us." threatened Buttercup.

"YOUR THE ONES THAT TIED UP HER SEXY--"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T." shouted Blossom.

"OH YES HE DID!" cried Buttercup.

"It's because I'm black isn't it!" said Mojo Jojo.

Everyone stares oddly at Mojo Jojo. I still don't understand how can Apes have races? Anyway..

Buttercup and Blossom grab Mojo Jojo by his tail and tie him down to a chair.

"Want a slow painful death?" asked Buttercup grinning.

"OH PLEASE NOOO!"

"Too bad." sad Blossom.

Buttercup untied Mojo Jojo for some reason that nobody knows. She chained him to a bed that magicly appeared. The bed was wooden and on it was a comfertor that said, and I quote.. "Harry Potter was on this bed." and right after it said in puny letters "So was I, Ron Weasley."

"Now we shall punish you!" said Buttercup as she grinned.

"DO IT! DO IT!" chanted Blossom.

Buttercup covered his mouth with tape.. and started to tickle him with feathers.

"BLAHHH URHHH UHHH ERRRGH UUUHHH EEP EEEK!" murmered Mojo Jojo.

Meanwhile, well all this was happening the Mayor was in the corner stroking his... well.. erm.. I think you know. CAT! Gosh you guys and your sick minds.

Then the Mayor got up and.. approached the bed with Buttercup sitting on Mojo Jojo, and Blossom staring at them in a confused state.