"Hello Girls, how would you.. like to have some fun?" asked the Mayor with a pettyful smile on his face.
"What kind of fun, Mayor?" asked Blossom.
"The kind with money and buying and the slipping of bills." he replied.
Buttercup untied Mojo Jojo. Then they all sat on the bed staring at eachother. Until someone broke the silence with a loud, smelly, fart.
BOOM LIKE A FIRE CRACKER.
"EWWW, WHO DID THAT!" shouted Mayor in disgust.
Everyone turned their head's to Mojo Jojo.
"What? Everyone has to let it go sometime.."
That was it. The girls and the Mayor had had enough of Mojo Jojo and his dirtyness. It made them sick.
Music could be heard throughout the Mayor's office.
"With a look they shook and heavens bowed before him. Simply a look can break you're heaaarttt. The stars that pierce the skyy; he left them all behind. We're left to wonder whyyy he left us all BEHINDDD."
Umm..
Blossom and the Mayor strapped down Mojo Jojo's hands to the bed.
Buttercup stood in front of them all, and slowly pulled a pair of scissors out of her.. scene kit.
"I am now going to cut your'down there'off." she said strongly.
"NO, NOT MY GIBLETS." screamed Mojo Jojo.
"I'm sorry, you have displeased me. Many times, I might add. In bed you sucked. On the floor, you sucked. In the car, on a chair you sucked also. So now I have to cut it off."
They all looked at Buttercup.
"JUST KIDDING! But, it adds the effect. DONTCHA THINK!"
"I can't have babies without my GIBLETS!", yelled Mojo Jojo horrified "Oh PLEASE, NOT MY JEWELS!"
-Skips scene-
We just won't go into detail about this since, you know.
Everyone got on the bed to celebrate and started jumping up in down.
Girlish screams could be heard from miles away.
