AN: Wow! 139 reviews. Arigatou Gozaimashta!
Chapter 8
It's been a good half an hour and Ryou is still picking at the lock. Now the crowd is starting to get restless…Well, not really. Most of them are flirting with some anime originals.
"I can't believe I'm cuddling on the original Tao Ren! " Fairy Godmoose giggled.
"It's more like squeezing," Tao gasped," Please, let go!"
"I got Malik-sama!" shouted Spiritkitsune!
"I got Bakura-sama!" screamed ForbiddenFox
"Let's play with them!" they both said together.
"HELP!" yelled Malik and Bakura
"I'm glad that I'm not them right now," commented Atemu(Yami no Yugi).
"Not for long," said Enjie Yekcam.
"Oh dear!"
"Yo, it's Yoh! Yo, it's Yoh! Yo, it's Yoh!" chanted Lil' Lilo as she grabbed Yoh and swung him around in circles.
Ryou was running out of items to use. He tried everything from lock picks to blowtorches (don't ask me where he got one). When all seemed lost, a light bulb appeared above his head thanks to Cherry-san… holding one above his head. There was one thing he hadn't used yet.
"Keiichiro, I need it," Ryou requested.
"What do you mean?" Keiichiro asked.
"You know," he explained," The thing that you put on when no one is looking."
"SHH!" Keiichiro panicked," I'm wearing it now. It's the only thing keeping my hair up since all of my ribbons are in the wash!"
"I've been using it for a while and it picked every lock I needed to get in to," Ryou stated.
"But I'm wearing it!" Keiichiro cried.
"GIVE IT TO ME!" Ryou demanded and without waiting pulled a hair clip off of Keiichiro's ponytail.
"Ryou!" Keiichiro screamed," It's a curse to have my hair down like this. Don't you remember last time?"
"No. What happened?"
"Look! Kei-kun's soft, silky hair is down!" shouted Kiwi-chan and Colada-chan," Let's grab it!"
They stampeded, along with other Keiichiro fans, and started to grab his hair and rubbed it against their faces. Some were even smelling it.
"What do you use on it?" asked one of the fans, "Tell us!"
"He uses a special shampoo that I make myself," said a voice out of nowhere.
"Who said that?" Pai asked out of curiosity.
"How could you not know who I am? Everyone with a good since of taste should know that I, the great Ayame Sohma, would be the only one to be able to give this fine young man the best hair products around! Hahahahaha!"
Mew Mew fans stared at disbelief when they saw Ayame come out of nowhere and was standing right next to Keiichiro.
"Oh yeah," Ayame remembered," Here's you new supply of my original herbal shampoo. And you're new café uniform is completed. Come by my shop later to pick it up. Ta ta!"
Ayame then just disappeared. Keiichiro saw that everyone was staring at him now.
"This is embarrassing," Keiichiro mumbled.
"Uhh," on of the fans started," Can you give me his phone number. I want my hair to be silky smooth like yours too!"
"Me too!" shouted everyone else as Keiichiro blushed.
"Oh that's what happened last time," Ryou remembered and just stood there for a few seconds," Oh well."
With Keiichiro's trusty hair clip, Ryou was finally able to pick the lock. Keiichiro grabbed the clip and immediately put his hair back up. Ryou grabbed the doorknob and whammed into the door to slam it open only to find himself lying on the ground due to the impact he had against him and the door.
"What happened?" Ryou asked.
"I'm guessing that he has locks on the other side of the door too," Kish said as he teleported next to them.
"Then let's just blast it open!" Ichigo demanded.
"Leave that to us!" all of the fans shouted along with the original anime characters.
Meanwhile, Alfred Khan was sitting behind his desk and looking at Lettuce clips and pics on his computer.
"I wonder what sort of new special treatment I should give Bridget next," he said to himself," Maybe another attack. Or maybe I should leave the beginning part of her transformation intact."
Wesley was talking to one of the employees on his cell phone and grew pale.
"Um…sir," he started," We have a problem."
"What is it?"
Before he could answer, there was a rumbling sound coming from the other side of the door.
Ribbon Apple Surprise! (Naoko Tasaki)
Staff Blueberry Whirlwind! (rikacreator)
Ribbon Lime Rhythm! (Mew Raimu)
Ribbon Vanilla Cookies! (Mew Vanilla)
The Atemu, Bakura, and Malik took out their card decks.
Black Magician! (Atemu)
Man-Eater Bug! (Bakura)
Ribbon Blackberry Spike! (ForbiddenFox)
Winged Dragon Ra! (Malik)
Ribbon Orange Tang! (Spiritkitsune)
Satoshi sent Lizardon, Pikachu, Fushigidane (Bulbasaur), and Zenigame (Squirtle).
"Use Flame Cannon, Thunder, Razor Leaf, and Hydro Bomb!"
Ribbon Mint Echo!
Ribbon Pudding Ring Inferno!
Ribbon Lettuce Rush!
Ribbon Zakuro Spear!
Ribbon Strawberry Surprise!
Indigo Comet Blade!
Fuu-Rai-Sen! (Pai)
Hyou-Rai-Kyu! (Tart)
Ryu-Tou! (Kish)
Sonic then grabbed a Chaos Emerald and blasted through the door. Ryou and Keiichiro were the first to get in. When they got there they saw the master of evil himself, Kahn, sitting peacefully in his seat while Wesley was cowering behind a window curtain.
"So you finally managed to escape and along with all of the other captives," Kahn stated," But don't you think that what you guys did was a little overkill to that door?"
Everyone turned back (besides the ones who were still outside the room) and noticed that they made a gigantic hole in the wall.
"Who cares!" Ryou asked," You're days of messing up good anime are over! Keiichiro give me my weapon!"
"What weapon?"
"You did make one for me did you?"
"Uhh…nope!"
"You made one for everyone else but not for me!"
"Sorry. It slipped my mind."
"Don't worry! Since you are a frequent customer of mine, I decided to help out!" said the all familiar voice of Ayame.
"Not again," Keiichiro moaned.
Ayame appeared again but this time with Yuki, Kyo, and Hatsuharu. This of course caused more of an uproar from the fans.
"Oh my god it's Prince Yuki!"
"It's Kyon-Kyon!"
"It's Haru!"
(Me: It's Ayame! cowers in embarrassment)
"Why am I even here!" asked Kyo.
"I don't see what's so tough about some girly boy and an orange-topped freak," Wesley said, peeking from his curtain.
"WHAT!" they both said together.
After a rather bloody, violent brawl that I'd rather not describe they took poor little pitiful Wesley and threw him out the window.
"No one calls me girly," Yuki said.
"If the other dubs are like this then I don't mind beating them up," Kyo stated.
"I'll join in too," Haru agreed," This man thinks he can change everything that makes an anime great but we'll show him that there is nothing compared to the originals."
"How wonderful!" Ayame cheered," I go to Kei-kun's café and prepare a party for when you guys return!"
"That's just like him," Yuki commented as his brother left," But I think it's best that he wasn't here."
Kish appeared in front of the crowed.
"You're going to pay for giving me a bad rep! Prepare for the beating of your life!"
"You guy may have tough reinforcements but you'll never get past this," Kahn said," DUBS…ATTACK!"
Right when he said that, all of the Mew Mew dubbed characters appeared, besides Wesley, along with dubs from the other animes that they took over. Everyone stayed still, waiting for the other team to move first. Then Kahn made a bold move and went up to Lettuce and kissed her.
"Lettuce-sama!" Pai yelled in shock.
Lettuce, surprised that she got kissed by someone probably three times her age, fainted. Pai went beside her.
"Don't worry," Kahn laughed," After I win this battle, I'll have her all to myself."
"You will not!" Pai growled," FUU-RAI-SEN!"
The attack hit the dubbed Shigeru Ookido(Gary Oak) from Pokemon (AN: YIPEE!)
"ATTACK!" shouted Kahn.
The dubbed Mews went to the front of the battle.
"Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power In Your Face!"
"Everyone let's go!" Ryou commanded," This will be the final fight! The fate of all good anime rests on this!"
"Right," Ichigo agreed.
"Anime no mirai ni gohoshi suru, Nyaa!" (For the future of anime, we'll be of service, Nyaa!)
MadaMada Tsuzuku(To Be Continued…)
