After the whole serpent incident I just wanted to get back to the office and take a break.
"I really need to learn to pick some easier jobs or at least ones that trash my stuff", I said while sighing.
On my way to my office I noticed that things were to quiet.
"This is the city! Where the hell is all the action?" I yelled, and as soon as I said that more demons appeared.
"Something doesn't seem right here." I thought to myself.
The creatures in front of him were more devious than the last ones he had encountered. These monsters had cloaks on them and they carried large scythes. They also had piercing red eyes.
"Geez, I just had to open my big mouth didn't I?" And at that instant the creatures began to attack. They all circled me and then as I was about to pull out my sword, seven scythes were then impaled into me. The creatures than stopped, wondering if they have accomplished there goal. A few seconds later I swung my blade and all of them were gone.
"C'mon guys your gonna have to do better than that!"
Then suddenly more of them appeared. In about a minute I was surrounded by a hundred of them.
"Damn!"
As I yelled I heard a familiar roaring sound. It was Trish on her motorcycle. She jumped off her bike and it ran into about five of the beasts.
"Wow, you're so destructive!" I said.
"Oh I'm sorry did you want to take care of this all by yourself?" She replied.
"Um, actually…..its ok. I need all the help I can get." I said
"Good then lets get started shall we." She said.
Before she could pull out her weapon the cloaked monsters were already descending upon us. I quickly pulled out Ebony and Ivory and fired away at the swarm of monsters. Some of them fell to the ground but there were so many of them that the ones behind them just took their place.
"I though you were here to help me not be a hindrance!" I yelled.
Then at that moment the cloaked monsters jumped on top of me. Trish then pulled out her weapons which appeared to be a couple of hand guns but they seemed to be modified to shoot highly explosive rounds.
"Who's being the hindrance now?" She said in a condescending voice.
"Shut up and keep shooting!" I said.
"I've got an idea." I said with a smirk on my face.
"Ok, I hope you know what your doing Dante." Trish said.
At that moment they both jumped up into the air and began to fire from the sky. Bullets rained from the air and many more monsters perished.
"Now, phase two of my plan. I once again smirked. Trish move to the side."
"Ok." She said as she side stepped to the other corner of the street. I then pulled out Alastor and as I came to the ground I struck the ground near me. Soon after that lightning surrounded me and all of the creatures.
As we were engulfed in bolts of lightning Trish was screaming. When the bolts of lightning cleared there was nothing left but a pile of ashes.
"That idiot……" Trish said in a depressed voice.
"Hey! I heard that!" I yelled from a top a building.
She quickly looked up to see if her mind was playing tricks on her and as she did I came down.
"You had me worried there!" She said as she punched me.
"Hey take it easy!" I said.
She looked at me, blushed and turned around.
"Dante, where are your pants and your shirt?"
"They got barbequed in that lightning storm" I replied
"Can we get back to the office then because I can't work with you if you don't have any pants." Trish said while laughing.
"C'mon, you know you like what you see!" I said back.
She then smacked me across the face.
"Geez, women need to get a sense of humor."
