WWE SMACKDOWN

Fan Fiction

23rd September:

INT. RING. TEDDY IS STANDING IN THE RING.

TAZZ: The unveiling of Kane.

COLE: I can't wait.

TEDDY: Now I know you people have been aticipating the arrival of Kane.

And Kane will be fighting on the main event later on tonight. But now let's welcome him!

SUDDENLY KANE ENTERS, CROWDS CHEER, TEDDY SMILES. KANE STEPS IN THE RING, TEDDY OFFERS HIS HAND, KANE GRABS TEDDY AND CHOKESLAMS HIM. HE PICKS UP THE MICROPHONE

KANE: I told you, I did not want to be on the same show as The Undertaker! You just couldn't listen could you, you've pissed me off. Now you'll have to deal with the repercussions.

KANE STORMS OUT. TEDDY IS UNCONCIOUS ON THE FLOOR

COLE: What did he mean by that?

TAZZ: I don't know Cole, but let's hope Mr. Long is alright.

INT. CARPARK. JBL'S LIMO PULLS UP. JBL & ORLANDO GET OUT.

JBL:LAUGHING Did you see his face?

ORLANDO:LAUGHING Yeah, he was stunned.

CENA WALKS TOWARDS THEM WITH A BASEBALL BAT, HE'S BRUISED

JBL: Oh hey Cena, how's it going? LAUGHS

CENA SWINGS AT JBL, HE DUCKS

JBL:PANICS Whoa whoa, calm down son.

CENA: Don't you dare tell me to calm down you son of a...

ORLANDO:STANDS IN FRONT OF JBL Leave him alone.

CENA: You know what Jordan, you are nothing but an ass kisser...

ORLANDO RUNS FORWARD, CENA KNOCKS HIM DOWN. JBL BACK AWAY BY HIS LIMO

JBL: Now come on Johnathan, stay cool.

CENA: My name is John Cena!

CENA SMASHES THE FRONT OF JBL'S LIMO

JBL: No! Leave my car alone!

CENA CHASES JBL, JBL RUNS OFF WITH CENA CHASING HIM. ORLANDO GETS UP IN PAIN. SUDDENLY HE SEES SOMEONE

ORLANDO: What's wrong with you?

IT'S KANE. KANE WALKS TOWARDS HIM. HE GRABS ORLANDO AND CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND

KANE: This is a message to the entire Smackdown roster!

KANE KICKS ORLANDO REPEATIVELY, THEN AS A FINISHER, HE POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE WINDSCREEN. SEEING AS ALL THE GLASS IS GONE, ORLANDO FALLS INSIDE THE LIMO

KANE: You're not the last.

KANE WALKS OFF

INT. RING. BOOKER T & RVD WALK DOWN THE RING. THEY ARE ROWING.

COLE:LAUGHING Well these guys are great tag team champions.

TAZZ: They're fighting each other half the time.

BOOKER & RVD GET IN THE RING. THEY ROW, AND EVENTUALLY START FIGHTING EACH OTHER. THEN THE BASHAM BROTHERS RUN IN, THEY SEPERATE THEM AND BEGIN FIGHTING

MATCH: TORNADO TAG.

BELT: Tag Team Championships.

Booker T & RVD V.S. The Basham Bros.

Synopsis: DANNY ATTACKS RVD, DOUG ATTACKS BOOKER, THE BASHAMS DOUBLE TEAM BOTH OF THEM. DANNY'S READY TO PIN RVD, BOOKER BREAKS IT UP. DOUG AND DANNY LEAVE RVD AND BEAT UP BOOKER, RVD GETS UP. HE CLIMBS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, DANNY TURNS AROUND, RVD JUMPS AND KICKS HIM. DOUG GOES TO BEAT RVD, RVD SPECIALS HIM OVER. HE BEGINS TO PIN. 1, 2, 3. RVD WINS.

WINNERS: RVD & BOOKER T.

RVD CELEBRATES, THE BASHAMS LEAVE. RVD NOTICES THAT BOOKER IN UNCONCIOUS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING

TAZZ: What's RVD thinking?

COLE: Now Booker T did break up the Basham's pin.

TAZZ: Yeah for himself Cole. So he keeps the title as well.

RVD CLIMBS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, HE THEN FOUR STAR FROGSPLASHES BOOKER. HE THEN PICKS UP HIS BELT AND RUNS OUT CELEBRATING

TAZZ: Oh that had to hurt.

AS BOOKER IS UNCONCIOUS, KANE RUNS IN

COLE: Oh my god, it's Kane.

TAZZ: I think I know what's gonna happen.

KANE PICKS UP BOOKER AND LAST RIDES HIM, HE THEN CHOKESLAMS HIM, AND THEN LAST RIDES HIM AGAIN. KANE'S LAUGHING. WHEN SUDDENLY, IT ALL GOES DARK, AND THE UNDERTAKER'S BELLS COME ON. KANE, TERRIFIED, RUNS OUT OF THE RING

TAZZ: A message to Kane from The Undertaker, no doubt.

INT. CARPARK. TEDDY IS LOOKING ON AS THE AMBULANCE TAKE ORLANDO AWAY IN A STRETCHER. JBL RUNS PAST, HE STOPS AND NOTICES.

JBL: Oh my god, what's happened to Orlando?

TEDDY: Kane, proving a point.

JBL: What a monster.

TEDDY: Well at least he's stirring things up.

JBL: You've got to teach him a lesson, I may not have any love for The Undertaker but, why not put him in a match with Kane tonight?

TEDDY:THINKS Well...

CENA APPEARS WITH THE BAT, JBL COWERS BEHIND TEDDY

CENA: You're gonna die!

TEDDY: Whoa, whoa, whoa. If you want a fight Cena, then you've got a fight, tonight, for The United States Championship, John Cena, V.S. John Bradshaw Layfield!

JBL SMILES

CENA: For the title?

TEDDY: It's gonna be great match. Now go get ready.

JBL GRINS AND WALKS, CENA, ANNOYED WALKS OFF

INT. RING. EDDIE GUERRERO ENTERS IN HIS CAR. HE LAUGHS AND JUMPS IN THE RING.

COLE:LAUGHS It's Latino Heat!

THEN BIG SHOW ENTERS, EDDIE PANICS A BIT. BIG SHOW GETS IN THE RING

MATCH: SINGLE.

The Big Show V.S. Eddie Guerrero.

Synopsis: EDDIE STARTS HIS FAST AND CHEATING MOVES. HE IS WINNING, EVENTUALLY THE BIG SHOW CHOKESLAMS HIM. BIG SHOW CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE, HE'S READY TO JUMP, EDDIE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. BIG SHOW SMASHES INTO THE RING, THE RING JUMPS. BIG SHOW'S BADLY INJURED ON THE FLOOR, EDDIE TAUNTS HIM. SUDDENLY BIG SHOW GETS UP, EDDIE DOESN'T SEE HIM AND IS STILL TAUNTING. BIG SHOW GRABS EDDIE AND STARTS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. HE POWERSLAMS EDDIE DOWN. HE PINS EDDIE. AND WINS.

WINNER: THE BIG SHOW.

BIG SHOW IS READY TO LEAVE WHEN HE LOOKS AT EDDIE, HE THEN JOKINGLY TAUNTS LIKE EDDIE. THEN VICIOUSLY ATTACKS EDDIE. HE CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT WHEN REY MYSTERIO RUNS IN. HE JUMPS ON BIG SHOW, HE CONTINUES HITTING BIG SHOW, BIG SHOW COLLAPSES, REY REVEALS HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES ON HIS HAND. REY HELPS EDDIE UP

TAZZ: Welldone, Mysterio.

INT. BACKSTAGE. RVD, IS TALKING TO CHARLIE HAAS & MISS JACKIE.

CHARLIE: Are you pyched man?

RVD: Yeah, it's just a shame I gotta share this belt with such an idiot.

JACKIE: Yeah, that was cool how you frogsplashed him.

RVD: Yeah?

CHARLIE: Wicked man.

RVD: I hope...

BOOKER APPEARS BEHIND HIM, CHARLIE AND JACKIE NOTICE

RVD: ...I've wrecked his career, Smackdown would be a better place without that ''sucka'' here. LAUGHS

JACKIE: Uh...Rob?

RVD: Yeah?

JACKIE POINTS BEHIND RVD, BOOKER'S THERE

BOOKER: You've got some nerve sucka!

RVD: What? You hit me with the belt last week.

BOOKER: I broke up the pin, you were gonna be pinned.

RVD: Shut the hell up ''sucka''

BOOKER: That's it!

BOOKER GOES TO ATTACK RVD, CHARLIE HOLDS HIM BACK, RVD WALKS OFF

RVD: See you later ''sucka''

BOOKER: Damn!

INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS WRITING, WHEN BIG SHOW COMES IN.

BIG SHOW: Theodore?

TEDDY: What is it Show?

BIG SHOW: I want a match with Rey Mysterio, tonight.

TEDDY: Are you serious? BIG SHOW NODS I can't allow that, for starters, Rey's a cruiserweight and you've already had a match tonight.

BIG SHOW: I don't care.

TEDDY: I've already got a match for Rey tonight. It's gonna be Rey Mysterio V.S. Ultimo Dragon. Unless Ultimo is unable to wrestle, which he isn't. No deal.

BIG SHOW: Fine. WALKS OUT

INT. RING. JOHN CENA ENTERS WITH HIS BELT.

ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring, The United States Champion. John Cena!

COLE: Now this is a risky match.

TAZZ: What are you on about Cole, it's gonna be Cena all the way.

COLE: How can you be so sure. JBL was the Undisputed Champion not long ago.

TAZZ: Cole, I know alright!

JBL ENTERS WITHOUT HIS LIMO

COLE: I guess his limo was too damaged by John Cena and Kane.

TAZZ: I guess so.

JBL ENTERS THE RING

MATCH: SINGLE.

BELT: United States Championship.

John Cena V.S. JBL.

Synopsis: CENA GETS THE UPPERHAND, THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES DEFINATELY BELONG TO HIM. JBL REVERSES ONE MOVE AND THEN STARTS BEATING UP CENA, HE CLOTHESLINES HIM AND THEN IS READY TO PIN. CENA KICKS OUT, HE THEN STARTS WINNING AGAIN, HE THEN FU'S JBL. THEN HE PINS, IT'S ROPEBREAK. AS CENA GETS UP, JBL GRABS HIM AND DOES A SNEAKY PIN. JBL PUTS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE SO CENA CAN'T KICK OUT. JBL PINS CENA.

WINNER: JBL.

JBL LAUGHS, CENA GETS UP STRAIGHT AWAY HE TELLS THE REF. THE REF SAID HE DIDN'T SEE IT

ANNOUNCER: The winner, your new United States Champion, JBL!

JBL GETS HIS BELT, HE THEN SWINGS IT AT CENA, CENA DODGES, GRABS THE BELT AND HITS JBL IN THE FACE WITH IT. JBL'S UNCONCIOUS. CENA LOOKS AT THE BELT. HE PUTS IT ON. AND WALKS OFF LAUGHING

COLE: JBL's gonna be wanting that back.

TAZZ: I told you JBL would win.

COLE: You liar!

INT. BACKSTAGE. TEDDY IS WALKING, SUDDENLY HE SEES RENE DUPREE, EDDIE GUERRERO AND HARDCORE HOLLY LOOKING AT A KNOCKED OUT ULTIMO DRAGON.

TEDDY: What's going on?

RENE: It's Ultimo Dragon, he's been beaten up.

TEDDY: By who?

EDDIE: I dunno, I just found him like this.

HOLLY: It's probably Kane.

BIG SHOW WALKS OVER

BIG SHOW: What's going on?

TEDDY: Kane's assaulted Ultimo Dragon.

BIG SHOW: Bummer!

TEDDY: I guess you'll get your match with Mysterio.

BIG SHOW SMILES, EDDIE NOTICES

EDDIE: Wait a minute, I don't think it was Kane, I think it was...

BIG SHOW: Heidanreich!

TEDDY: What?

BIG SHOW: Heidanreich's been assaulting people hasn't he. It could be him.

TEDDY: Damn that Heyman!

TEDDY RUNS OFF. BIG SHOW LOOKS AT EDDIE

BIG SHOW: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you!

EDDIE: Well maybe I don't know what's good for me. You are asking for a beating Show.

BIG SHOW: Shut up!

BIG SHOW PUNCHES EDDIE, EDDIE'S OUT FOR THE COUNT. BIG SHOW LEAVES

INT. OUTSIDE LOCKER ROOM. PAUL HEYMAN IS TALKING TO SOMEONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

HEYMAN: Stay there. I'll be in, in a second.

TEDDY APPEARS

TEDDY: Heyman, I've had enough of you and this Heidanreich, if he keeps on assaulting people, you are both fired.

HEYMAN: What are you talking about? Heidanreich hasn't even left the locker room.

TEDDY: Well if he assaults anyone, I mean it, there's no turning back.

HEYMAN: Come on Theodore, this is gonna be a killer for Smackdowns ratings.

TEDDY: What?

HEYMAN: Only last week you were saying ratings were low. And today you said that Kane assaulting people was boosting ratings. Come on, Heidanreich is what makes Smackdown so entertaining. Soon he'll make enemies, you can give him a match, he'll win, and he'll soon become a fan favourite.

TEDDY: Maybe I wont fire you, but the five thousand dollar fine still stands.

HEYMAN: Fine. Enjoy the show Theodore.

TEDDY LEAVES

HEYMAN:OPENS LOCKER ROOM DOOR Come on, we have work to do.

INT. RING. REY ENTERS, FOLLOWED BY EDDIE.

TAZZ: I don't think I can watch.

COLE: By the end of this match, Rey will be in pieces.

REY GETS IN THE RING, EDDIE STANDS OUTSIDE

TAZZ: This is hardly fair.

BIG SHOW ENTERS, REY IS SCARED. BIG SHOW ENTERS

MATCH: SINGLE.

Rey Mysterio V.S. The Big Show.

Synopsis: BIG SHOW THROWS REY ABOUT THE RING. HE HOLDS NOTHING BACK. HE CONTINUES BEATING REY BADLY. HE THEN POWERBOMBS REY. AND GOES TO PIN, EDDIE PUSHES BIG SHOW OFF REY. BIG SHOW YELLS AT EDDIE, REY GETS UP, AS BIG SHOW TURNS AROUND, REY LOW BLOWS HIM, THE REF. DOESN'T SEE. AS BIG SHOW IS ON HIS KNEES, EDDIE PLACES HIS HEAD IN THE ROPES. REY 619'S HIM. BIG SHOW FALLS DOWN, REY JUMPS FROM THE ROPES ONTO BIG SHOW. HE PINS, BUT BIG SHOW KICKS OUT. AS BIG SHOW GETS UP, REY JUMPS AT HIM, BIG SHOW THROWS HIM ONTO THE ROPE, REY GETS LOW BLOWED ON THE ROPE. THE REF. CALLS DISQUALIFICATION.

WINNER: REY MYSTERIO.

TAZZ: Wow! That's amazing.

COLE: I'm stunned.

BIG SHOW ANGRILLY GRABS REY, HE THEN CHOKESLAMS REY. EDDIE RUNS IN, BIG SHOW BIG BOOTS HIM ON THE FLOOR. BIG SHOW LEAVES. EDDIE AND REY ARE BOTH DOWN

TAZZ: I knew Big Show would do that.

SUDDENLY HEIDANREICH RUNS IN, HE PICKS UP REY AND DOES A BACKBREAKER ON HIM. HE THEN DOES THE SAME TO EDDIE. AS REY AND EDDIE RUN OUT. HEYMAN STEPS INTO THE RING AND CLAPS HIS HANDS

HEYMAN: That's the way Heidanreich.

HEIDANREICH: Never mess with me!

SUDDENLY KANE JUMPS IN, HEIDANREICH RUNS AT HIM, KANE CHOKESLAMS HEIDANREICH. KANE LOOKS AT HEYMAN

HEYMAN: PRAYING Please, leave me aone!

KANE: Screw you Heyman!

KANE CHOKESLAMS HEYMAN

HEIDANREICH GETS UP, HE AND KANE FIGHT, IT'S AN AVERAGE FIGHT, KANE THEN THROWS HEIDANREICH OUT OF THE RING. HEYMAN CRAWLS OUT. HE GRABS HEIDANREICH

HEYMAN: Let's get out of here!

HEIDANREICH: But...

HEYMAN: Save it till next week.

HEYMAN AND HEIDANREICH RUN OUT

KANE:LAUGHS No one messes with me!

SUDDENLY TEDDY WALKS IN WITH HIS MICROPHONE

TEDDY: Well Kane, I see your enjoying yourself, assaulting people, acting all strong. But I don't like that.

KANE: Like I care.

TEDDY: Oh you will care, I've decided, whenever you step out of line, I'm gonna give you a match...with The Undertaker.

Kane: No!

TEDDY: And that match is right now! Enjoy!

KANE: No way!

KANE TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE ARENA, BUT SECURITY ARE EVERYWHERE BLOCKING HIM OFF

KANE: Get out of my way!

KANE CAN'T LEAVE, IN THE END, HE STEPS BACK IN THE RING

TAKER'S MUSIC COMES ON. AGAIN TAKER SLOWLY WALKS DOWN THE RING

TAZZ: This is gonna be a hell of a match up!

COLE: Who are you rooting for Tazz?

TAZZ: The Undertaker obviously.

COLE: You know since his return, The Undertaker hasn't been defeated once.

TAZZ: Well that's not strictly true Cole. He did get disqualified.

COLE: Well he's never been pinned, or submissioned.

TAZZ: Okay, I agree with that.

TAKER STEPS IN THE RING. KANE LOOKS TERRIFIED

KANE: Why can't you just leave me alone!

TAKER JUST STARES AT HIM

KANE: What have I got to do to get rid of you!

KANE CHARGES AT TAKER

MATCH: SINGLE.

The Undertaker V.S. Kane.

Synopsis: KANE SPEARS DOWN TAKER. HE THEN CONTINUES KICKING TAKER WHILE HE'S DOWN. HE THEN PICKS UP TAKER, THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. HE BARGES TAKER. THROWS HIM DOWN, KANE CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE. AS HE JUMPS TO HIT TAKER, TAKER GETS UP AND GRABS KANE'S THROAT. HE CHOKESLAMS KANE. KANE QUICKLY GETS UP. HE GOES TO CLOTHESLINE TAKER, TAKER DUCKS AND GRABS KANE'S ARM. HE OLD SCHOOL'S HIM. TAKER THEN PICKS KANE UP, HE THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING. TAKER STEPS OUT AS WELL. TAKER THROWS KANE INTO THE STAIRS. KANE QUICKLY GETS UP. HE BIG BOOTS TAKER. THEN HE SMASHES TAKER'S HEAD INTO THE STAIRS. KANE CONTINUES DOING IT. EVENTUALLY TAKER REVERSES IT. HE THEN ANGRILLY AND VICIOUSLY WACKS KANE'S HEAD INTO THE SIDE OF THE RING ABOUT FIVE TIMES. HE THROWS KANE BACK INTO THE RING. KANE QUICKLY GETS UP AND CHOKESLAMS TAKER. KANE LAUGHS THINKING HE'S WON, TAKER LEANS BACK UP. KANE TRIES TO RUN, TAKER GRABS HIM AND TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER'S HIM. HE PINS KANE. 1, 2, 3.

WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER.

TAZZ: I knew it!

COLE: There was no way The Undertaker could lose.

TAZZ: I can't argue with that.

SUDDENLY HEIDANREICH RUNS BACK IN. TAKER LOOKS STUNNED

COLE: It's Heidanreich!

TAZZ: What is he doing?

HEIDANREICH AND TAKER START HITTING EACH OTHER

COLE: Is he nuts, that's The Undertaker!

TAZZ: If Kane took Heidanreich down, I hate to think what The Undertaker would do.

TAKER THROWS HEIDANREICH OUT OF THE RING, HEIDANREICH LANDS HEADFIRST ON TAZZ & COLE'S TABLE

TAZZ: Whoa!

COLE: Back away!

TAKER THEN GRABS HEIDANREICH AND LAST RIDES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE

TAZZ: Oh my god!

COLE: That must of hurt!

TAKER PICKS UP HEIDANREICH, HE THROWS HIM INTO THE RING. HE THEN TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER'S HIM

COLE: That must feel like torture for Heidanreich. Not that I feel sorry for that monster!

TAKER SMILES AND WALKS OUT OF THE RING, LEAVING KANE AND HEIDANREICH UNCONCIOUS IN THE RING

THE END.

RESULTS:

Tornado Tag: Booker T & RVD V.S. The Basham Bros.

Winners: Booker T & RVD.

Single: The Big Show V.S. Eddie Guerrero.

Winner: The Big Show.

Single: John Cena V.S. JBL.

Winner: JBL.

Single: Rey Mysterio V.S. The Big Show.

Winner: Rey Mysterio.

Single: The Undertaker V.S. Kane.

Winner: The Undertaker.

BELT RECORDS:

New United States Champion:

JBL.

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