Aurora Whisperwind: My insane mind strikes again! Muhuhahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, here's our favorite villains motto with a slight tWiSt!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Rurouni Kenshin characters or their hair. How I wish I had Kenshin's pretty hair….


Know just why the revolution happened?

Know for what value thousands of people sacrificed themselves for?

Oh they may say it was a war for the future of Japan, for a united country, so that her people could live in peace, blah blah blah.

Nope.

The real reason was-

Hair.

Yep, that's right. It was hair.

Wonder why people like Saitoh, Kenshin etc. etc. survived?

You may think that it was because of their superior sword skills, et all.

But no.

It was their hair.

Notice that all their opponents had mousy, unkempt, hair? Or worse, they were half or completely bald.

That's why Kenshin was the strongest in the revolution.

He had the prettiest hair. The strongest hair. That's why he was indestructible!

For the fundamental rule of nature is-

'Strong hair survives, and weak hair falls'

That's why every villain in the RK series fought and lost to Kenshin.

Shishio, Enishi, Soujiro, Aoshi…..

And that's all.

Ha ha.


Okay, I kind of lost the point I was trying to make…