A/N: this was originally a play that me and my friend Bracey Face Anime Gurl were going to do for our leaver's assembly! We decided to change it into a fanfic because we thought you would all like it and you can have a laugh.
SCENE 1 (We're going to do scenes because that's how we originally set it out)
It is our trios last year at Hogwarts and little do they know strange things are about to happen...
Harry was standing outside the library waiting for his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. He was looking forward to another year of Hogwarts School of Spliffcraft and Bitchary. The Library door opened and Hermione stepped out.
"Hello Hermione where've you been?" Harry asked pleased to see his friend. He shouldn't have been surprised at Hermione's answer.
"I've been in the library"
"What b. b.b.but we've only been here five minutes!" Harry replied quite shocked. This was desperate even for Hermione.
"Yes but Harry there's this word!" Hermione tried to explain but was rudely interrupted.
"What word?"
All of a sudden a random first year ran up to Harry with a rather pleased look on his face and said:
"Hey Harry have you seen the new girl in Gryfindork? She's Hot!"
All of a sudden a really sexy girl with a short skirt and red hair came walking very sexily down the corridor head to toe in Gryfindork uniform. Harry's eyes widened as the girl ran her fingers through her hair.
"G.g.g.gg.gg" Harry stammered
"Oh say something then!" Hermione snapped
"Giiiiiiirrrrrrrlllllll!" Harry then finished.
"Oh well done Harry have a sherbet lemon!" Hermione muttered sarcastically.
"Thank you!" Harry said nicking one from the packet and Hermione frowned. The girl then came up to them.
"Hey Harry!" The girl smiled.
"She knows my name!" Harry whispered to Hermione who rolled her eyes.
"Harry its me... Ron!" The girl said after a pause.
"Yeah mate!" Harry said disbelievingly.
"Your not Ron" Hermione scoffed. The girl or Ron as she had told them suddenly looked serious.
"Harry if I tell you something Harry you have to promise not to shout it out at the top of your voice o.k. Harry" 'Ron' said.
"O.k." Harry giggled.
'RON' whispered in Harry's ear and he almost burst out laughing.
"WHAT YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE!" He yelled and the people on the corridor turned to stare at them!
"Shhh!" Ron hissed.
"Haha you're a girl!" Harry chuckled to which Hermione frowned. Ron then grinned.
"Harry look!" He pointed. "I've got tits!"
Harry stared down at them and to which people started giving him weird looks. Harry then quickly stood back up smiling.
"Oh wow they're bigger than Hermiones can I feel them Ron?"
Ron started crying and started making a mass off scene (as girls do)
"No you can't just because I used to be a guy doesn't mean you can take advantage of me now!" She then stormed out. Hermione just stood there with her hands on her hips.
"Oh Harry you NEVER ask to touch a girls boobs!" She stated and then ran after Ron.
"Girls" Harry said moodily and went to follow them.
A/N: O.k. that's one bit done we will now explain how Ron became a girl. When we were going to do it for our assembly we were going to do a spoof but then realised that Rachel would have to be Ron and Rachel being a girl came up with the sex change idea! Well I hope you had a laugh please review and more funny scenes coming soon! In Case you're wondering mass off actually means massive! He he
Reveiw or pothed potter will come to get you!
