A/N Rachel is bracey face anime gurl just so you know.
Scene 2
Harry, Ron and Hermione were attempting to make the love potion in potions but as usual Harry felt like he would rather sleep. Snape decided he would take the register.
"Hello I'm Shnape the potions master" Snape said
"We know!" Harry whispered, "Just because he fancies himself," he then muttered to Ron and as he said it Snape got out a pocket mirror and started doing his hair.
"God I'm gorgeous! Anyway register! Hermione Granger!"
"Smells"
"Draco Malfoy"
"Really smells"
"Potter"
"SMELLS!" Harry shouted and started to laugh. "Oh shit that's me err I mean HERE"
Snape then glared at Harry realizing that it had been him.
"Potter I am Shnape get out of my potions class now and because I am Shnape I can send you out of my class which is potions. I am Shnape the potions master.
"WE KNOW!" Hermione yelled.
"Right Granger you out as well because I am Shnape"
Ron held up the script to Harry and Hermione and said "Oh well done you guys you ruined it now!"
"You I don't know your name but you are sexy but not as sexy as me for I am Shnape the potions master I design and make potions. Potion making is what I do because my name is Shnape and I am the potions master. Did you know that I am Shnape-"?
Snape carried on telling the class that he was Snape the potions master and then Ron decided to interrupt.
"Come on Harry and Hermione lets go outside and we could have lots of fun!" The class started to giggle realising what Ron meant, though knew he was joking.
"BYE SNAPE THE POTIONS MASTER!" The trio shouted.
"Yes that is right I am the potions master who is called Shnape. Now ten points from Gryfindork"
"Oh bugar!" Harry said.
"And then fifty points to Dribbelin because I'm Shnape and I'm so hot!"
Deciding to leave Snape with their class who were groaning at every 'Shnape" and potions master mentioned the trio returned to Gryfindork common room.
A/N This is Bracey Face. Okay so the scene didn't originally have that many I am snape the potions master in it, but I think Rebecca Pinhead Snotter Rotter Potter (Crazy Weird Lil Freak) got carried away.
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