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After auditions finally finish off, Mr. Mo goes back to his office to decide on the cast while everyone anxious awaits his return. There they sit, day after day, week after week, month after month, waiting for Mr. Mo to finally come out of his office with the finished cast! Okay actually it was only a little over 2 hours, but it sounded so much cooler the other way. Anyway, after about 2 hours, the office doors opened up and Mr. Mo came out with the cast list.

"Okay everyone I have the cast list right here. I first like to thank all of you for your patience. I have thought long and hard about this cast and I am sure you will be just as pleased with it as I am."

"Couldn't you have thought a little bit faster? My butt's starting to fall asleep!" Beast boy yelled even though he was already right next to Mr. Mo.

"Well thank you for your input. Maybe next time… Hey! What's that behind you?" Mr. Mo said pointing to something behind Beast Boy.

"Huh?" Beast Boy turned around to see what it was Mr. Mo was talking about. Just then Mr. Mo hit him it the back of the head with his clipboard. "Hey! What was that for?"

"I haven't the slightest clue what you are talking about. Anyways… What was I saying before I was so rudely interrupted? Ah yes, the cast! Let's see, Robin will play the part of Boq. The Wizard will be played by Cyborg. Also I was wondering if you could also help out with some of the technical stuff?"

"Sure. No problem."

"Good Good. Next, Starfire will be playing Nessa."

"Glorious! I know I shall do my absolute best!"

"I am sure you will. Bumble Bee, you will be Madame Morrible. And the part of Galinda will be played by Raven."

"What!"

"Is there some sort of problem, Raven?"

"Hell yeah there's a problem! According to this character bio sheet you handed out Galinda is the upbeat, happy, pink, blonde girl. Now I don't know what kind of crack your smoking, but there is no way I am playing her!"

"All casting complaints should be taken up directly with me."

"I believe I have just clearly made a casting complaint directly to you."

"I, of course, will not care. I made up the cast and think you are perfect for the part. Now sit down and shut up."

"But…"

"No buts! Anything thing you say after this point I will completely ignore as if you were not even there, so if I were you I wouldn't even waste my breathe." Raven finally decided it was pointless to try to fight with him and sat back down. "Thank you. Now back to the cast. I believe we were at the role of Doctor Dillamond. Speedy, you will be playing him. Next is Fiyero. He will be played by Aqualad."

"Sweetness! He has a lot of love scenes, doesn't he?"

"Yes and speaking of love scenes, I think it is time to name our leading lady. The part of Elphaba will be played by Beast Boy!"

"WHAT!" yelled everyone in the whole room, except Beast Boy who had fallen asleep a little bit ago, until the sound of everyone yelling woke him up.

"Dudes, what's up with all the yelling? I was trying to catch some Z's."

"Congratulations Beast boy. Looks like you're going to be the leading lady," said Raven in a sarcastic tone.

"Huh?"

"What I am saying is that you are going to be playing the part of Elphaba, who just so happens to be the lead female role. I am sure you are really excited."

"Um dude, incase you didn't realize, I am a dude. I can't play a girl."

"Well duh, I know you're a guy. What do you think, I'm stupid or something?"

"Okay, then explain to me why I am playing a girl," Beast Boy said with increasing anger.

"Well that's actually really simply. You see, Elphaba is green and so if we wanted to this to work we would have to paint someone green, but since you are already green, we don't have to worry about that. This way we don't have to buy the expensive paint. This will save us both time and money!"

"What! Are you telling me that I am playing a girl because you are a lazy cheapskate?"

"I think that is exactly what he is saying. And I thought I had it bad," Raven added.

"Hey you! Be quiet!"

"I thought you were completely ignoring me."

"You right! I am! But that's not important! Like I was saying before you are playing Elphaba and that is final."

"Well what if I refuse?"

"That's to bad! All my decisions stand. I think it is about time I add you to the list of people I am ignoring. Let's continue with the cast."

"I don't think so! You are going to listen to me!"

"Terra, how would you like to be our stage manager?"

"Oh I see! Ask her what she wants to do!" yelled Beast boy.

"Umm… I guess I could, but I honestly I would rather be on stage and doing something a little more important," replied Terra.

"Are you mad! Stage manager is the most important job there ever! Without one we would most certainly fall into ruin!

"I bet having a guy playing the female lead can cause a play to fall into ruin too," said Beast Boy, trying to get Mr. Mo to listen.

"Well since you put it that way, I would love to be your stage manager," said Terra, completely ignoring Beast Boy. At this point it wasn't just Mr. Mo ignoring him, it was basically everyone in the room.

"Good Good. Your stage crew will be Mas y Menos. I figure their fast enough that we won't need else backstage. Anyone else I didn't call are just going to extras, since you have no importance to this story."

"You can make one of them Elphaba. Let the unimportant people feel important for once!"

"Well now that you all know the cast, our first rehearsal will be tomorrow at 10am. Don't be late! See you then!" with that said Mr. Mo and everyone else started to leave. Almost everyone.

"No! We are not done yet! I will not be silenced! I…" Suddenly Cyborg put his hand over Beast Boy's mouth.

"Give it a rest man. I really doubt you can get him to change his mind. How bad could it be? It's not like you have to kiss a guy or anything like that."

"Actually, Cyborg, you're wrong." Raven chimed in. "Not only does he have to kiss a guy, but you and Aqualad get to sing your own little love song together."

"Aw man! This sucks!" With that said Beast Boy and the rest of the Titans head back to the Tower so they can prepare for tomorrow and all the craziness that was sure to come.


Wow! I finally updated! It's only been about a year. Sorry I took so long, but I am such a lazy bum. Anyway this chapter is probably my longest yet. I would like to take this moment to thank all the people who gave me reviews and ask that everyone keep reviewing because it makes me feel special. And a special thanks to Angeliz, who helped come up with a lot of ideas for this chapter, mainly the casting and such. I will try to make updates come much sooner. Peace Out!