Wander over Yonder Season 3-5
After their skydiving, Dominator, Sylvia, and Wander resumed a hike through lush and vibrant greenery where there was once emptiness and desolation.
"Isn't it amazing how different this planet looks now?" Wander asks.
"Definitely" Sylvia agreed.
"Oh! This is a pleasant surprise" Wander suddenly declares amid their hike.
"What is?" Sylvia asked while Wander headed towards a large gathering of bushes.
"These bushes are special" Wander said before plunging his hands into said bushes. "Yep! Definitely special."
"They look like any other bushes to me" Dominator comments.
"Sylvia, may I borrow your feet?" Wander asks.
"What!?" both Dominator and Sylvia let out at the same time.
"May I borrow your feet?" Wander repeats. "Please? I promise this will be worth it."
"O-okay but not sure what'd you ever want with 'em" Sylvia answers having a seat and extending her feet out in front of her. "How's this?"
"Perfect!" Wander says before getting behind Sylvia and pushing her forward, her feet sinking into the bush.
"Whoa! Wha-oh. Oh! Aha! Ahahahahaha!" Sylvia suddenly laughed. "Wh-what is this!? I-it feels amazing! Ahaha! Tickles too!"
"Right?" Wander responds.
"What the heck is going on?" Dominator asks.
"These are masseuse bushes. They like body heat so they give you a massage while enjoying your warmth" Wander informs.
"This feels like a mini-vacation!" Sylvia lauds.
"Wanna give it a go?" Wander asks Dominator.
"...Why the heck not?" Dominator sits next to Sylvia and removes the hiking shoes Wander had gifted her for the hike. With naked feet ready, Dominator sinks her feet into the bush. "...This isn't so spe-oh, whoa! Okay!"
Dominator wasn't sure how to explain it but she could feel her feet treated to a penetrative massaging from the bush's silk-soft leaves and smooth stems. "What the heck is this thing!?"
"Masseuse bush, like I said. Gives a deep tissue massage to soothe the flesh and lift ones worries away" Wander sold.
"Buddy, this is amazing!" Sylvia praises. "Bush, where have you been all my life?"
"Loving it so far, Dee?" Wander asks.
"...This is like nothing... I've ever felt before" Dominator says. "I could get used to this!"
"Not getting in on this action buddy?" Sylvia asked.
"Way ahead of ya!" Wander says before diving into the bush. "This is living!" Wander says with bush up to his neck.
Unknown to the three, a ship was approaching the planet: a skull-shaped ship and a ship shaped like a long triple-decker limo. The two ships were actually joined together to make one, the limo hugging the top of the skull as though it were the skull ship's mohawk.
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THE TEAM UP
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This mohawk-sporting ship featured triple-layered titanium armor, giga-sized laser cannons, atomic-powered mega thrusters, and a pretty sweet sound system.
"Whahahahahahahaha!" a skull-headed man in red named 'Lord Hater', one of many would-be galactic conquerors, laughed mightily. "With the Skull Cruiser 9001, the universe will soon be ours!"
Standing at the Skull Cruiser 9001's command room, Lord Hater was accompanied by a muscular man with a shark's head that went by the name of 'Emperor Awesome'. Standing by with arms folded, this conqueror was happy to stand back looking cool while Hater talked up their intro.
"Wahahahahaha! With triple-layered titanium armor, giga-sized laser cannons, atomic-powered mega thrusters" Hater boasted.
"Don't forget the pretty sweet sound system" Emperor Awesome chimes in.
"We will be unstoppable!" Hater shouted at the top of his lungs.
Behind these two evildoers stood legions of Watchdogs and Fist Fighters, minions that each had an eyeball for a head for the former and a fist for a head for each of the latter.
"Sir!" spoke up one Watchdog by the name of Commander Peepers, "landing on conquest target in t-minus 15."
The Skull Cruiser 9001 descended upon the planet before touching down with imposing mass, the ground underneath trembling. Some distance away, this landing does not go unnoticed.
"D-did you feel that!?" Sylvia asks after feeling the ground shake.
"Yeah, heard it too" Wander responds.
"What's going on? Where are you two going?" Dominator asks while Wander and Sylvia set off to investigate.
As the duo head towards the disturbance, the planet around them goes into hiding, its greenery disappearing into the ground to leave it desolate once more.
"Where'd everything go? I was enjoying my foot massage" Dominator complains joining Wander and Sylvia in hiding behind a giant rock. "What are we hiding from?"
"Obviously that" Sylvia answers indicating the new arrival.
"Oh. That's one heck of a ride, gotta say!" Dominator compliments.
The mouth of the Skull Cruiser 9001 opens up allowing a tongue to roll out like a red carpet. Out of the mouth file out the legions of Watchdogs and Fist Fighters before Lord Hater and Emperor Awesome exit to look around curiously.
"This place looks dead lame" Awesome complains.
"What the heck? Peepers!" Hater shouts.
"Yes sir!" Peepers says exiting the Skull Cruiser 9001.
"This planet is lame! It's just a massive ball of dirt!" Hater complains.
"I-I don't understand. Sensors were detecting plenty of life minutes ago" Peepers explains.
"Let's go say hi!" Wander declares almost running out of cover from behind the giant rock.
"No!" Sylvia objects grabbing Wander at the last second.
"Oh, it's those dweebs" Dominator says. "Looks like they've joined forces. Smart: I'd do the same if I were as pathetic as they were."
"Pathetic?" Sylvia objects. "That ride is looking florp narpin' dangerous!"
"...It sure is" Dominator agrees. "I think I've found my raw materials" she schemes to herself.
"Let's go make friends with them!" Wander urges.
"Let's lay low. Maybe they'll get bored and leave. This planet's a 'dirt ball' after all" Sylvia suggests.
"Let's wreck their ride" Dominator proposes. "That big ship would look even better blowing up!"
"This planet is boring!" Hater whines. "How can I rule if there's nothing to rule?"
"I say we party this dirt ball to ruin then" Awesome replies. "Plenty wide open space for some killer concerts!"
"Peepers!" Hater commands loudly.
"Yes sir!" Peepers replies.
"Warm up the giga-sized laser cannons! We're blowing this dumb place up" Hater says.
"Heard loud and clear, sir!" Commander Peepers responds with salute.
"No! Don't do it!" Wander suddenly speaks up.
"What was that?" Emperor Awesome asks looking around before spotting the orange wanderer atop a rock.
"Wander!? What's he doing here!?" Hater demands angrily.
"Hater buddy! Don't do it!" Wander shouts Hater's way.
"Buddy!?" Hater voices more angrily. "I am NOT your buddy!"
"Do me a solid pal and leave this planet be" Wander asks once more. "We're best friends aren't we!?"
"RRaaaaarrrgghhh!" Hater shouts before giving chase. "I am NOT your pal!"
Blinded with rage, Hater gives chase mowing through several in the ranks to get to his target.
"Are we playing tag?" Wander asks as he runs from Hater. "Excellent game to celebrate our friendship!"
"Grrrraaaaarrrrgghh!" Hater shouts trying his best to zap Wander with his green powers.
"Guessing that's my cue" Sylvia announces before jumping in front of the Watchdogs and Fist Fighters. "Bring it!" she challenges before barrelling through several minions with ease.
"Hey! Is that Becks?" Emperor Awesome questions looking Sylvia's way. "It is! And she's kicking some serious tail!"
The shark-headed villain enters his triple-decker limo and drives right up to a Sylvia who was pounding both Watchdogs and Fist Fighters into the dirt.
"Hey babe! What brings you to these parts?" Awesome questions with head out his window.
"That's for me to know and you to butt out!" Sylvia snaps before knocking two minion heads together.
"Ooh! Feisty! I love that in a woman" Awesome replies before withdrawing into this ride. A giant metal arm then extends out of the top of the limo to grab Sylvia and drop her into a hot tub inside.
"What? Where the heck?" Sylvia asks examining her new environment. She is quick to note the hot tub she was now in as well as a pointy shark fin approaching her menacingly. This shark fin then rose up to reveal the ever-muscular Emperor Awesome.
"Becks, how you loving the hot tub?" Awesome asks relaxing beside Sylvia.
"Wh-wha-!?" Sylvia mutters still confused by the situation.
"Oh sorry! Are these guns still set on stun?" Awesome asks flexing his biceps.
"Th-the name's NOT Becks!" Sylvia objects shaking off her stupor. "It's Sylvia!"
"Yeah, whatever B" Awesome says quickly, "just do me a favor and tell me how much you want this" he says flexing his pecs.
"Absolute zero" Sylvia answers starting to climb out of the tub, "and I'm getting out of here!"
Attempting to open the limo door, she finds it locked and fails to unlock it.
"Hey! Open this door right now!" Sylvia demands.
"Come and get it" Awesome challenges with key in hand which he then drops into his mouth before swallowing.
"Alright buddy, now you're REALLY asking for it!" Sylvia condemns cracking her knuckles.
"Ohh! I love a woman who can kick my a-"
Sylvia tackles Awesome and pins him to the limo floor.
"Cough it up or I'm forcing it out!" she demands.
"No way! But you're on the right track" Awesome says, "before a main event, we gotta have a little forepla-"
"H-hey!" Sylvia objects, "this is a kids show!"
A naughty grin cracks across Awesome's face before the two break out in a cloud of punching and kicking and rocking the limo left and right, back and forth in the process.
"...H-hey you two" a Watchdog outside the now-rocking limo speaks up while a Fist Fighter next to him wags a finger, "this is a kids show!"
With Wander evading several minions as well as Hater's green energy blasts and Sylvia grappling with Awesome, Dominator and some Dombots sneak aboard the Skull Cruiser 9001.
"Status update on this planet's resources" Dominator asks of her Probe Dombots.
"Scant resources detected" a Dombot informs. "No Volcanium X found."
"Thought so" Dominator says while examining the interior of the ship. "That's okay. This ship's looking like it'll have enough to rebuild my armor and my ship anyways. There might be Volcanium X somewhere in here too!"
"Not so fast!" Commander Peepers objects, a laser gun pointed Dominator's way. Behind him several other minions also pointed weapons. "Never thought I'd see your face again!"
"What can I say? I was built to last" Dominator boasts.
"With your ship gone and bot armies in disarray, what hope have you to do anything against Lord Hater? The conqueror that bested your ship?" Peepers asks boastfully.
"Hater got lucky last time. I assure you it won't happen again" Dominator retorts.
"Ha! Then let's put your luck to the test this time: open fire!" Commander Peepers orders and several lasers fly Dominator's way. With amazing agility and acrobatics, Dominator evades the attacks and makes her way out of the ship.
"Help! Help! I'm in danger! Wander! Sylvia!" Dominator exclaims feigning distress. "I need help!"
"Did someone ask for help!?" Wander exclaims excitedly before very easily slipping out of Hater's inescapable death grip.
"D-Dominator!?" Hater gasps.
"You need help now do ya?" a roughed-up Sylvia asks climbing out of Awesome's limo. Awesome meanwhile pokes his head out of one of his limo's sun roofs, a satisfied look on his face despite the bumps and bruises Sylvia left behind.
"Never hurts to heeeeellllppppp!" Wander sang diving into Dominator's arms.
"Destroy her!" Peepers orders.
"I don't think so!" Sylvia announces crash-landing on Peepers. She then punches several more goons away before regrouping with Dominator and Wander.
"We're surrounded!" Dominator assesses looking around her.
"Not sure I can take on so many on my own" Sylvia says. "Dominator, deploy your armor. Help me out here!"
"Can't. It's out of order" Dominator informs.
"Oh isn't that just swell?" Sylvia complains.
"Was that another request for help I heard!?" Wander asks.
With Orbble juice out, Wander encloses himself, Dominator, and Sylvia in a bubble to float up and away and escape the many minions who were about to pounce.
"Good one buddy!" Sylvia cheers seeing the angry hordes below who then point guns up at them. "Uh-oh!"
"Fire!" Peepers orders and lasers fly up.
Thinking quickly, Wander pulls a mirror shield out of his hat to deflect the lasers. Soon, the bubble rises out of range.
"Way to go buddy!" Sylvia praises.
"High five!" Wander requests.
"High five!" Sylvia responds clapping Wander's hand.
"High five Dee!" Wander directs at Dominator.
"Y-yeah. H-high five" Dominator says high fiving Wander.
"We're not out of the woods yet guys" Sylvia then warns.
The Skull Cruiser 9001 proceeds to lick up its many minions as well as consume Awesome's limo. The limo sprouts atop Skull Cruiser 9001's head affixing itself like a mohawk once more.
"Dominator!" Hater roars from within his ship's command room. "You dare show your face to me after I dumped you!?"
"We never dated!" Dominator corrects angrily.
"She's clearly confused" Hater informs Awesome next to him.
"You're delusional!" Dominator condemns.
"Yeah right! The truly, obviously delusional one is ME!" Hater blunders. "Erm, you. YOU! You're the delusional one, not me! Hehehe. Ahem... PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION!"
A bright energy begins to glow in the Skull Cruiser 9001's mouth.
"We gotta get out of here!" Sylvia warns.
"Where do we go!? There's no cover anywhere!" Dominator alerts.
"Look!" Wander shouts pointing down towards the planet itself.
Down below, the planet was opening up a long, narrow, and jagged ravine.
"The planet is helping us!" Wander celebrates. "We'll get cover below! Let's go!"
"Run with us now, Dominator!" Sylvia orders as she and Wander begin a sprint down towards the ravine.
"No duh!" Dominator says sprinting along the other two to send their bubble falling as fast as their legs could send it.
"FFFIIIIRRRREEEE!" Hater shouts as the Skull Cruiser 9001 unleashes a great beam of energy only to narrowly miss its target. "Did we get 'em!?" Hater demanded once the beam had cleared.
"No sir! Down there!" Commander Peepers exclaims pointing towards the bubble entering the ravine below.
"AFTER THEM!" Hater demands almost blind with rage and the Skull Cruiser 9001 enters the ravine in its pursuit of Wander and the other two. "BLAST THEM! BLAST THEM!" Hater demands loudly.
"Incoming!" Sylvia warns, an energy blast approaching rapidly.
"This way!" Dominator orders and all three tackle in one direction to evade a blast.
"That was close!" Wander exclaims, all three feeling warmth radiating from the blast.
"Another one!" Sylvia alerts.
"Descend!" Dominator demands and all three stomp their bubble vessel to send it plummeting and out of the way of another energy blast.
"Did we get 'em!?" Hater demands to know.
"No sir! But our ship is taking serious damage!" Commander Peepers warns as the Skull Cruiser 9001 kept crashing and colliding into the narrow ravine walls trying to keep up with Wander and friends. "We need to ascend!"
The Skull Cruiser 9001 ascends to exit the ravine and begin a hunt from above.
"Where are they?" Hater asks eager to blast some more.
"There they are!" Peepers says locating the targets below.
"FIRE!" Hater screams and an energy blast falls towards the bubble-enclosed three.
"CHARGE!" Sylvia screams as loudly and all three sprint out of the way of the blast again.
Then, out of nowhere, a great rock beam explodes out of the planet's surface and crashes into the Skull Cruiser 9001: it was as if the planet had been taking boxing lessons.
"Whoa! What was that!?" Emperor Awesome asks after the ship is violently rocked by the impact.
"The planet! It's fighting back!" Wander says before another rock beam is launched at the Skull Cruiser 9001.
"Aaaaaahhh!" Hater and Awesome let out, their ride shaking violently, minions panicking about, alarms blaring all around.
"Sir! We can't take any more of this!" Commander Peepers alerts. "We need to retreat!"
Another of the planet's rock pillars flies upward to crash into the Skull Cruiser.
"But I want to destroy them!" Hater whines. "Where are you going?" he then questions Emperor Awesome.
"Sorry bro but my heart wasn't all that into their destruction, honestly. I'm more of a conquest kind of guy" Awesome says while his Fist Fighters retreat into his limo-shaped ship. "Besides, I kinda dig that Sylvia chick so I'm out. See ya!"
"Cowards!" Hater condemns as Awesome and his Fist Fighters flee in their limo ship.
"Sir! We need to bail too!" Commander Peepers urges. "This ship's about to blow!"
Hater didn't want to admit it but the Skull Cruiser 9001, with alarms all around screaming and explosions occurring everywhere, was instances away from exploding.
"Watchdogs! Into the escape pods!" Commander Peepers orders. "NOW!"
"Me first! Me first!" Hater shouts as he and several Watchdogs scrambled towards the escape pods.
In a blazing fireball, the Skull Cruiser 9001 was falling fast and hard towards the planet, escape pods speeding out and away from it as it did so.
"INCOMING!" Dominator shouts.
With one final burst of speed, Wander, Sylvia, and Dominator sprint from the descending Skull Cruiser 9001 that explodes upon crashing. The ensuing massive fireball expands threatening to engulf the three who come within a hair of being consumed by the explosion.
At the very last second, the planet itself intervenes shielding the three by extending a pillar for cover. The explosion passes the three harmlessly before finally dissipating.
For a moment, Wander, Dominator, and Sylvia stand in their bubble looking around almost in disbelief.
The bubble then finally pops to deposit them safely on solid ground.
"...Is it over?" Wander asks.
"I think so. The ship exploded didn't it?" Sylvia asked.
"WOOOOO! That... Was... AMAZING!" Dominator suddenly cheered. She pulls Wander and Sylvia into a friendly embrace. "Did you see how close that got to us!? Now THAT is what gets the heart pumping! Woooo! Yeah!"
"Woo! Right on buddy!" Wander joins in on the merrymaking. "High five!"
"High five!" Dominator says clapping Wander's hand. "And we did it without any weapons! Imagine the egg on their faces right now! They must be so humiliated! Hahahahahaha!"
"Hope they learned their lesson" Wander said. "Don't mess with us three amigos!"
Dominator broke out into a celebratory dance while Sylvia watched on.
"Oh yeah! Who's great? We're great!" Dominator went on swaying her hips about and punching the air. She then lifts Wander up and tosses him into the air in celebration.
"You're great!" Wander agreed flying up and falling before Dominator catches him to toss him up once more. "I'm great!" Wander cheers before being sent flying up again. "We're all great!"
"...Ya see?" Sylvia suddenly speaks up.
"What?" Dominator asks catching Wander a final time.
"It's not that hard to get along with people is it?" Sylvia asked.
"Dee! Don't you see? We're buddies!" Wander sang wrapping his arms around the green villainess, "and together, we beat them with little more than each other! Not to mention our planet friend here" he says patting the ground.
Dominator places Wander next to Sylvia. She looks at them and they look back at her for a moment, a wide and optimistic smile decorating Wander's face while Sylvia remained more neutral.
Dominator then turns her back to them.
"That was just a means to an end" Dominator said with a fist to her hip. "That was all..."
"But we've been doing so well together!" Wander said. "Can't you see the value in our friendship?"
"Ugh" Sylvia sighs. "Some people just cannot be changed. Wander, you're wasting your time on her."
"But" Dominator went on, "...I want to try."
"You do?" Sylvia asks almost incredulous.
"Woohoo!" Wander celebrates. "And I promise to support you in that effort! All the way buddy!"
Dominator wanders away for a bit and the other two follow.
"I think a clean-up effort's in order" Dominator said seeing the burning remains of the Skull Cruiser in the distance.
"Yeah! Let's clean up!" Wander said almost dashing towards the explosion site.
"Whoa! Hold on!" Dominator said stopping Wander in his tracks. "Please let me clean this up myself."
"What? Why?" Wander asked.
"For so long, I've only been destroying planets. But now, I want to turn over a new leaf" Dominator reveals with a warm smile. "I want to help for once but I feel this is a burden I must face alone. I want to make up for all I've done in the past. Wander, will you allow me this honor?"
"Oh Dee! You don't know how happy you're making me right now" Wander said. "Yes! I will allow you the honor!"
"Perfect. Thank you Wander" Dominator said. "I'm going to be very hungry once the cleaning up is done so..."
"Say no more!" Wander says dashing away to start cooking.
"Cleaning up that mess all by yourself huh?" Sylvia comments. "I don't envy you."
"I don't envy me either" Dominator adds, "but I think I deserve this punishment..."
"Wow! Gotta say I'm impressed" Sylvia says. "I'm gonna go help Wander hoping this is all cleaned up by the time we're back. That should show us how serious you truly are."
"Indeed" Dominator agrees simply.
"Well, good luck then."
"Yes, thank you" Dominator replies as Sylvia walks off.
Dominator is now left alone with the burning Skull Cruiser 9001 wreckage.
"...Dombots."
At once, Dombots come out of hiding at the crash site.
"Yes Lord Dominator" reports one Dombot.
"Let's get to work" Dominator orders.
"Yes Lord Dominator" the Dombots answer in unison while Dominator was, for some reason, in no mood for laughing despite her villainous schemes going according to plan.
All she wanted was to get her Domship and her armor back so she could take off and get back to the way things used to be.
Author's note: Chapter four done! This was quite a bit! Hoping to make the next one shorter.
Please read and review, thanks!
