A/n: Hello blib blib blib...today is TIME to write down the next scene!
On the last scene of Harry Potter and the title we could not think of...
"Anyway Ron now she's gone we can finally do what we've always wanted!" Harry said smiling seductively. Ron stared blankly at the floor for a couple of minutes and then realized.
"Oh yeah!" Ron said giving Harry a sexy look. He gave Harry an air kiss. Harry smiled really wildly and started to head towards the boy's dormitory doing pelvic thrusts as he went.
"I'm going to go get ready I'll see you in a minute!" And then Ron winked at him.
Five Minutes later rude noises could be heard from gryfindork common room as Harry and Ronelda were getting prepared…
"OH JACK I'M FLYIN!" Ron shouted holding out her arms
"Josephine goes up and down and up and down!" Harry sang whilst flapping Ron's arms up and down.
"Oh Jack! Kiss me!" Ron said. Harry pouted his lips ready to kiss Ron but she pushed him away.
"O.k. 'arry don't overdo it!" Ron said pushing Harry away and then Harry rememembered though Ron as a girl, was sexy she had still been a guy. Just then Hermione came in unnoticed by Harry and Ron.
"I'm not Harry! I am the GREAT SAIYAMAN!" Harry said doing stupid kung fu movements. Hermione sighed in despair.
"Has he been watching Dragonball z again?" She asked Ron.
"NO!" Harry replied quickly. "Ha ha ha I'm Goku and I'm going to turn SUPERRRRRR SAIYAN!" Harry then pulled a face, which made him look constipated.
"Yep" was all Ron said.
"Just because I watch Dragonball z, you think I'm weird and different! Well let me tell you something!" Harry shouted standing up on a chair. He put on a magical c.d player and started to "sing"
I
have often dreamed
Of a far off place
Where a hero's
welcome
Would be waiting for me
Where
the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps
saying
This is where I'm meant to be
Round about here Harry was always one line behind the actual singing in the song.
I'll
be there someday
I can go the distance
I will find my way
If
I can be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
Harry realised the song was about to end "OH SHIT" he shouted and proceeded onto the last line and did that funny face Hercules does when he says belong.
When
I go the distance
I'll be right where I belong
Hermione and Ron took out their earplugs.
"Thank God that's over!" They both said.
A/N hahahah I bet you all thought it was going to be a sex scene! You dirty minded people! Anyway I'm sure Bracey Face Anime Gurl would have something to say but she is at a singing lesson!
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