This is my first ever fan fiction. I hope you like it, please give me feed back and i will post more chapters soon.
I don't own Ab fab or its characters. I'm just a huge fan ;o)
SOAP STAR
Eddie slowly creeps down the stairs in to the kitchen peering around the corner making sure Saffy isn't home. Unaware to Eddie, Saffy is in the fridge.
'It's ok Patsy she's not here,' Eddie calls up the stairs then turns and comes face to face with her daughter, 'Oh Saffy sweetie, I didn't think you were home.' A crashing noise comes from the staircase as Pasty comes tumbling down.
'Obliviously not!' Saffy sternly replies ignoring Patsy's entrance, 'been out all night again have we?'
'In fact, we have sweetie and mumma hasn't had one drink darling, you know why?' Eddie defends.
'Eddie! Help me up!' Patsy calls from a heap at the bottom of the stairs.
'She's had them for you,' Saffy answers giving a slight glance to Patsy.
'Well yes sweetie but there's more. Mumma has been working darling.'
'EDDIE!' Patsy yells again and Eddie helps her drunken best friend to her feet.
'What is it this time? A fashion show for drug research or a photo shoot for Patsy's plastic surgery bill?' Saffy sarcastically asked.
'I'll have you know you little bitch, I don't pay to look this good. They pay me!' Patsy replies makeup all smudged across and her blonde hive of hair a mess.
'What in hope you don't come back.'
'I don't need this Eddie now that I have a job,' Patsy announced.
'You? A job don't make me laugh,' Saffy answered back.
'Oh don't darling one miracle is enough for today,' Eddie butted in, 'but its true darling Pats is gonna be a soap star.'
'What her? That's all we need her face over every magazine as well as on the telly,' Saffy was shocked.
'Yes me! I'll be the lead,' Patsy replied.
'And even better news sweetie. I'm the writer, director, producer, you name it sweetie it's me. I have my own soapie!' Eddie said full of excitement, 'We've been up all night working on it, me and my soapie friends sweetie.' 'What? You? A soapie what about your company?' Saffy asked impatiently.
'Oh that's still doing what it does sweetie. I just needed a new project. Move over East Enders sweetie here comes…' Eddie paused for a moment.
'What's this soapie called then?' Saffy smirked.
'Pats, what's it called again?'
'Don't look at me Eddie I'm just an actress.'
