Wander over Yonder Season 3-8

On the planet of Rena, not long after Dominator's cruel betrayal, Wander and Sylvia were recovering at a pastry restaurant. Wander had gotten himself a triple pickle cream pie and Sylvia a jellyfish pie and both were enjoying the current planet's star sinking below the horizon.

Sylvia sighs, both she and Wander seated at a table with a great view of a wide coastline.

"Y'know, sometimes it's the simple things in life that are the most valuable" Sylvia remarks before spooning another portion of pie into her mouth.

"Like time spent with friends?" Wander guesses wisely.

"Exactly buddy! Cheers!" Sylvia says, the two toasting with milk-filled wine glasses.

"Have you two found all to your liking?" a waiter shaped like a jelly bean with arms and legs asked.

"All has been excellent, thank you" Sylvia replies.

"Very good. Please don't hesitate if in need of assistance" the waiter says before moving on.

"So what are you hoping to do next?" Sylvia asks Wander.

"Rena is famous for its waterparks" Wander informs. "Was thinking about going for a dip."

"Waterparks? You mean like with long water slides and water gun fights?" Sylvia asks.

"And big tidal wave simulator?" Wander speculates excitedly. "And water balloon fights?"

"Water balloon fights! Oooh! Count me in!" Sylvia says almost hyping herself up. "But it's night right now so gonna have to wait 'til morning."

"Fair enough" Wander says and the two finished their pies.

The next morning, Wander was readying himself for water-splashing fun: goggles, snorkel, flippers, and more were packed into his hat while Sylvia was just glad to see Wander doing something that helped get his mind off of Dominator's betrayal.

"So what do you wanna do first once we get there?" Sylvia asks as the two set off.

"I wanna try the soaker karts!" Wander answers.

"Soaker karts? That like bumper karts?" Sylvia asks.

"Like bumper karts but with tons of water splashing about" Wander explains.

"That sounds like big-time fun!" Sylvia acclaims. "Cannot wait."

Meanwhile, high above the skies of Rena, Hater's Skull Ship was spying on Wander and Sylvia using a giant telescope.

"Dohoho! Hohohoho!" Hater chortled nefariously from inside the Skull Ship's command room. "Awww! No Dominator? What happened? Did you three break up!? No more fwieendshiip? Wahahahahaha!"

"You waste too much time on that Wander, sir" Peepers speaks up.

"Yes well every great villain has to have a nemesis or two and Wander just so happens to be my nemesis" Hater explains.

"No, they don't. And why him of all people!?" Peepers demands.

"Because he wrecked our Skull Cruiser and corrupted Major Threat and is always ruining my plans!" Hater says. "But now that he's failed, now is the time to rub his failure right in his face!" he schemes rubbing his palms.

Peepers wanted to argue that Hater's obsession was what constantly ruined his plans but in no mood to bicker, he holds back some. "We're going to be conquering this planet, right sir?"

"Yeah yeah yeah" Hater answers swiftly. He then has his Watchdog armies assembled before him. "Watchdogs!" he shouts. "Before us is a great mission! Wander has failed in his fwieeendshiiip~ gesture towards Dominator! Now's the time to strike! Strike at Wander's very heart!"

Hater's armies cheer as Hater goes on: "Strike at his very heart and rub it right into his stupid, orange face!"

"Yeah!", "Woo!", "Hate's great, best villain!", "Hate's great, best villain!" were among cheers coming from Hater's troops.

"There is no better way to destroy his spirit than to show his stupid overtures will never work! They didn't work with Dominator and will never work with me!"

"Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!" the armies went on.

"And then Dominator and I will finally fall in love and we'll make out and she'll go 'oh Hatey, I love you!' and I'll say 'I love me too babe! I'd kiss me too right now!' then we'll kiss!" Hater turns his back to his Watchdogs and begins kissing the air, arms wrapped around himself as though he were actually holding another. "Mwah mwah!" kissing sounds were made as Hater's armies slowly go silent at the display. "Oh Hatey~! Mwah mwah mwah!"

After an awkward silence, Hater finally turns around. He stares at his troops and his army's hundreds of eyes stare back. Commander Peepers's eye was also stunned wide open.

Hater clears his throat.

"...Well what are you waiting for!? Permission? MARCH!" Hater shouts angrily, eyes bulging, and his armies finally march.

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THE MOCKER

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"Whirly Whirlpool. Splash Mountain. Super Soaker Zone. Drencher Derby" Wander read from a waterpark's brochure. "Which do you wanna try first?"

"They all sound so good!" Sylvia says as she and Wander walked towards the water park.

The two arrive to the ticket stand only to be surprised by the Watchdog attendant looking very disinterested.

"Welcome to Hater's H2O Hootenanny" the Watchdog says very disengaged. "How many tick-"

Sylvia quickly grabs the Watchdog before interrogating. "What are you doing here!?" she demands with a fist at the ready.

"I-I'm just a booth attendant" the Watchdog defends. "Lord Hater just bought this waterpark."

"Isn't this 'Water World'?" Wander asks reviewing his brochure.

"Not anymore. Lord Hater changed the name" the Watchdog informs.

"Ha! Some name change" Sylvia laughs. "H2O Hootenanny? What a dumb name!"

"I think it's a wonderful name!" Wander compliments before dashing into the waterpark.

"Wander, wait for me!" Sylvia says giving chase.

Inside, things seemed perfectly normal with the jelly bean-like residents of Rena walking around smiling, some with towels, others with various pool equipment in tow as they walked from one attraction to the next. In the sky above, several visitors flew around with water jet packs strapped to their backs, some of the water soaking unsuspecting visitors.

"Which you wanna try first Syl?" a giddy Wander asks.

"Huh. I was expecting this place to be in disarray considering Hater bought it" Sylvia says looking around, "but I bet he didn't actually buy it and just took it by force!" she punches her palm before catching sight of a roller coaster speeding down a small mountain, water splashing everywhere as it did so.

"Syl, doesn't that look like fun!?" Wander exclaims pointing at the roller coaster. "They all look like fun!"

"I guess cleaning Hater's clock can wait" Sylvia admits before she and Wander join a line.

Five minutes later, not far away, Hater homes in on them.

"You know, it brings me great joy to see people enjoying my waterpark" Hater says standing beside the line.

"Hiya Hatey!" Wander greets.

"What are you up to!?" Sylvia demands grabbing Hater by the collar.

"I-I'm just trying to cheer up my buddy, Wander" Hater excuses.

"Y-you are!?" both Wander and Sylvia almost gasp.

"Y-yes" Hater confirms swallowing his dislike of Wander. "And to prove it, since I own this place now, I can get you guys to the front of the line!" he says grabbing Wander's hand and shoving everyone else in line out of the way.

"Hey!", "Line cutters!", "Ya gotta wait like the rest of us!", "Boo!" some in line complained.

"Shut up! I own this joint!" Hater barked.

"Wow buddy! That's very nice of you!" Wander praises. "But I don't like taking unfair shortcuts. Everyone deserves their fair turn on the rides" he goes on grabbing Hater and pulling him back to the back of the line.

"Much better", "Yeah, wait your turn", "It's only fair" people in line laud.

"What!?" Hater complains. "But I'm the owner!"

"That may be but if you want to cut in line, you'll have to do it without me" Wander disciplines with arms folded.

"Good ol' Wander. Always accruing the karma points" Sylvia praises.

"You make an excellent point, buddy" Hater grumbles with teeth clenched. "I have to use the restroom" Hater excuses dashing a distance away. "Peepers!" Hater almost shouts into his watch.

"Yes sir!" Peepers responds hovering around the waterpark inside a flying saucer-like ship some called an Eyepod.

"I trust our plans are in motion" Hater asks.

"Sir, I really think this is a waste of time" Peepers criticizes. "We could be taking over planets right now!"

"I said I trust our plans are in motion!" Hater growls angrily.

"...Yes sir" Peepers sighs. "Just keep Wander occupied while the Watchdogs get ready."

Hater grumbles then hangs up and dashes back to join Wander in line.

"Welcome back Hatey!" Wander greets while he and Sylvia were still in the back of the line. "We let people pass us in line while you were away."

"You what!?" Hater exclaims.

"We were waiting for you, silly. And isn't it nice making people smile by giving up our places in line?" Wander asks.

"No, it's not" Hater growls, fists tightening.

Hater growled and grumbled and huffed and howled his annoyance at having to wait in line after only 30 seconds of waiting.

"Knock it off ya crybaby!" Sylvia condemns. "We all gotta wait in line."

"I hate waiting in line!" Hater shouts.

30 more seconds later, Hater was chewing on hand railing by the time their turn was up.

"You're up sir" the Watchdog ride attendant notifies.

"Finally!" Hater screams pushing the attendant out of the way and scrambling into the water tube slide impatiently.

"Wait! You need a raft for this slide!" the attendant objects but it was too late: Hater had already jumped in.

"Ah! Ow! Oh! Gah! Ow!" Hater yelps as a stream meant for carrying a raftful of visitors speeds him through the tube. "Ow! Ah! Oww! Oh!" he let out colliding against the tube walls before slamming against another raft currently on its way down.

At the end of the slide, rafts exited at full speed, water splashing around them, as did Hater who flew out of the exit bumped and bruised before coming to a rest face-down in the water. He was then run over by Wander and Sylvia's raft after it too exited the water slide.

"Oops! Sorry there buddy" Wander says sincerely.

"A little patience goes a long way, 'buddy'" Sylvia criticizes Hater.

The next attraction visited was a tennis court of sorts equipped with water pumps and empty balloons. On this attraction, two sides would fill the balloons with water for flinging at opponents. The harder the pumping, the faster the filling.

"Are ya ready pal?" Wander asks pumping water balloons full.

"Ya bet 'buuuddyyy'" Hater says, sarcasm dripping as he stuffed rocks into his water balloons.

"Here comes my assault, pal!" Wander says landing several water balloons on Hater's face.

"Oh! Ya got me good 'buuddyy'! Hey 'buuddyyy'! Chin up! Here come my 'water' balloons!" Hater offers wielding several heavy, rock-filled balloons. "Take this!" he shouts throwing heavy balloons but they land harmlessly at Wander's feet.

"Pretty good throw Hatey!" Wander compliments either way.

"I bet I can do better" Sylvia says grabbing a rock-filled balloon and launching it with her tail like a catapult.

This throw proves better, the balloon slamming against Hater's skull to send the skull flying off Hater's shoulders.

After Hater recovers his head, he defies the odds and continues playing nice with Wander hoping to finally lure him to a trap his Watchdogs were setting up. All he had to do was stall for time a little longer.

"Hey Hatey, pal. How's about I treat ya to a refreshment?" Wander offers.

"You would?" Hater asks wary of the gesture.

"Of course I would pal!" Wander says hugging the boney villain.

"Well aren't you the bwah- the sweetest?" Hater says feeling his stomach turn.

"Be right back!" Wander says letting go.

"What an idiot" Hater condemns once Wander had left away temporarily. "I mean what a sweet guy!" he corrects after noticing Sylvia was watching him closely, her eyes scrutinizing. With index and middle finger, she points at her eyes and then at him to let him know she would be watching closely before following behind Wander. Hater sticks his tongue out when it was safe. "I need an update" he then almost shouts into his watch.

"A-almost done sir" the Watchdog on the other end reports. "Just five more minutes."

"Five more minutes" Hater repeats venomously. "Not sure I can stomach Wander that much longer."

Wander and Sylvia return with yellow drinks in hand.

"Here you go buddy" Wander says handing a cup to Hater.

Hater stares at the drink for a moment. "This is lemonade, right?"

"Of course it is! What did you think it was?" Sylvia answers back firmly.

"Nevermind, don't worry about it!" Hater growls back. He then drinks his lemonade greedily. "...Not bad" he admits.

"I asked for it to be made with plenty of love!" Wander almost sings. "From one friend to another!"

"Bwaaah!" Hater gags, tongue out in disgust.

The next attraction the trio would attend was 'The Aquarium Petting Zoo', a giant aquarium filled with exotic sea life which were safe for visitors to pet.

Equipped with diving equipment like oxygen tanks and goggles, Wander and Sylvia dove right into an immense body of water in which friendly alien dolphins, otherworldly fish, exotic sea stars, and other harmless sea critters swam about.

Wander swam effortlessly escorted by friendly schools of fish. Sylvia was similarly engrossed making sure to record footage of octopi camouflaging in and out of hiding.

"Come on in, Hatey!" Wander invites after poking his head out of water. "Water's great and the petting is even better!"

"I'll be right in, 'buddy'" Hater answers rubbing his palms.

"Alrighty!" Wander agrees before diving back in.

Hater then leaves only to return with a barrel full of piranhas, their sharp teeth looking ready to shear flesh. With glee, Hater dumps these vicious fish into the aquarium. He then looks into the aquarium ready to see Wander's demise but instead finds Wander petting the piranhas who were behaving as gently as the other friendly fish.

"What!?" Hater bellows before grabbing a pair of Watchdogs angrily. "Why aren't they tearing Wander apart!?"

"Uhh, I think it's because we always made sure to feed them" the first Watchdog explains.

"They won't be hungry again for some six hours" the other adds.

"You two are USELESS!" Hater condemns as Wander and Sylvia get out of the aquarium satisfied with their venture. He's then contacted by Peepers to let him know the trap is ready.

"Head for attraction 'Water Jet Packs'. All units are in place and ready for your signal" Peepers informs unenthused.

"...Good. Good!" Hater praises grinning devilishly before rejoining Wander.

"The best attraction in the whole waterpark!?" Wander almost gasps.

"That's right 'bbuudddyyy'" Hater says leading Wander and a skeptical Sylvia through the waterpark to a section stocked with water-powered jet packs.

All three along with several other visitors strap on these jet packs.

"3, 2, 1... Lift off!" all participants count down simultaneously and all are blasted up into the air, their jet packs blasting water downward drenching unsuspecting visitors.

"Oooooh yyeeaaahhh!" Sylvia exclaims taking flight.

"Yeeeeeeehhaaaaaawww!" Wander zipping about lets out as well.

"I'm king of the galaxxxyyyyy!" Hater screamed flying high and fast above the waterpark. "Woooohoooooo!" he belts out further before Peepers's Eyepod hovers up to him.

"Sir, care to get on with your silly prank?" Peepers asks.

"Oh! Oh yeah" Hater agrees before parting and joining Wander's side. "Wander, bwa-buddy" he says almost gagging.

"Yes pal?" Wander says, the two hovering in place.

"I just wanted to share with you a special message my Watchdogs and I have put together" Hater says pointing down.

Wander looks down to spot a Watchdog marching band lining up to form messages.

"Wander, you are" the first arrangement reads. The Watchdogs rearrange to form "the best friend" and then rearrange again to read "a guy could have."

"Oooh~ Hatey!" Wander says impressed. "That's so sweet!"

"Messages aren't done" Hater informs.

The Watchdogs below continue to scurry about skillfully to form more words.

"I Hater am so happy", "to be Wander's best friend!"

"Hater, I love you too buddy!" Wander says teary-eyed. "C'mere!" Wander pulls Hater into a powerful, rib-crushing hug. "And I was feeling down recently. Thanks buddy, I needed this!"

"It's... not... done..." Hater says strangled by Wander's hug.

"It's not!?" Wander says eager to see more.

"Here's a poem dedicated to", "Hater and Wander's friendship:", "roses are red", "violets are blue", "Dominator hates Wander", "and Hater does too!"

Wander's wide smile had bent to form a sad frown during that last message, Hater recording this with his phone.

"I, I don't understand buddy" Wander says.

"Gwahahahahahahahahahaha! It means I hate you!" Hater shouts. "Got your devastation on camera!"

"But I thought you were my buddy" Wander says devastated.

"I was never your buddy! You fell for it! Hook, line, and sinker! Wahahahahahahaha!" Hater triumphed. "And they're not done down there. Look!"

The Watchdogs below then put on a show of Dominator ripping Wander's heart in two, stomping on the heart pieces, and then she and Hater dancing on Wander's heartbroken grave.

Hater then pulls out a bag of popcorn. "What's a matter 'bbuuuuddddyyyyy~'? Not enjoying the show?"

"No" the heartbroken Wander answers weakly.

"Gwahahahahaha! If only you could see your own face right now! Wahahahaha! I hate Wander and so does Dominator, doo daa, doo daa!" Hater sung mockingly as the marching band below arranges and rearranges itself into depictions of Hater blasting Wander with electricity and Dominator blasting Wander with magma. "I hate Wander and so does Dominator, ooh, doo daa deey!"

"Why you!?" Sylvia shouts flying in fast and punching Hater's jaw off.

"My 'aw!" Hater exclaims before immediately chasing after his falling jaw.

"Buddy, please wait here" Sylvia directs at Wander. "I've got some skull to bash in!"

While Sylvia knocks Hater's skull around, Peepers hovers right up to Wander with blaster out.

"Now's my chance to end this orange menace once and for all" Peepers threatens, his blaster powering up.

"Oh Mr. Peepers! It's terrible!" Wander cries out pulling Peepers into a bone-crushing hug. "I'm a failure! All I wanted was to turn Dominator good!"

Suffering Wander's hug, Peepers drops his blaster as his eye bulges. Wander then lets go and weeps as a light bulb lights up above Peepers's head.

"Hey, don't feel so bad. If you failed the first time, why not try again?" Peepers advises.

"You think I should?" Wander asks.

"Of course! Did you know you've changed Hater for the better?" Peepers half lies.

"I have?" Wander says impressed.

"That's right! Before you, he never brushed his teeth!" Peepers half lies again.

"Wow! That's gross!" Wander exclaims.

"And he also makes his bed and almost gifts his troops thank you presents. He also sometimes takes the trash out."

"So happy I could help!" Wander remarks.

"So the way I see it, you just gotta get back in there and try make Dominator good again! The galaxy will thank you."

"You're right Mr. Peepers!" Wander says feeling revitalized. "Gonna try again!"

"Yeah, you do that" Peepers orders while quietly hoping Wander and Dominator take each other out. "Overly-optimistic weirdo" he ridicules silently.

Sylvia then flies in and punches Peepers away.

"Buddy, you okay?" Sylvia asks her orange friend.

"Me? Never felt better!" Wander informs.

"Good! I've had my fill of this place. What do you say we get back to helping the galaxy?"

"No better way to spend the day!" Wander lyricizes.

After returning their jet packs, the two depart in an Orbble bubble while Peepers regroups with a bruised-up Hater.

"Sir, was it worth it?" Peepers asks.

"Was what worth it?" Hater questions.

"Countless rehearsals for our Watchdogs just so you could prank Wander!" Peepers scolds. "Efforts we could have used to conquer planets instead!"

"Look! I recorded Wander getting his heart ripped in two!" Hater acclaims watching footage on his phone. "Ahahahahahaha!"

"Aaaaaugh!" Peepers anguishes.

"Why do you like complaining so much? Complainy pants!" Hater lashes out. "So what if we had a little fun? What's the worst that could happen?"

Immediately, all those around Peepers and Hater, Watchdog and Rena resident alike, scatter as a large shadow begins to swallow up everything around them.

"Like that! That could happen!" Peepers says pointing up at Dominator's Domship, its mighty drill spinning and readying a stab into the planet.

Defiant words lock up in Hater's throat as the drill pierces the ground shattering it, the ground breaking in half all the way to the other side of the planet before the planet explodes entirely.

"Ahahahahahahahaha!" Dominator's trademark evil laughter echoes out of the Domship after such efficiency. The Domship then took off as quickly as it had arrived satisfied with a quick domination while on its way to more important matters.

Hater and Peepers and all who were on the planet now found themselves floating in space, Peepers glaring at Hater. Hater looks away at his phone to relive the little moment of Wander's heart shattering like the planet itself moments ago.

Author's note: a filler episode but the original had plenty stand-alone episodes so I think this helps give this fic a feel more comparable to seasons 1 and 2. Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for more!

By the way, a shame the show didn't have enough of the flying saucer ships the Watchdogs were seen in in some episodes. I call them Eyepods since I'm unsure the show had a name for them...