Hypnosis

Chapter 2

After a similar, but longer performance by the Amazing Zee, the four volunteers were soon under hypnosis with their heads down, eyes closed, chins leaning on their chests. They all seemed to be in a perfect sleep, especially Goku as he was drooling all over his shirt. "I can't believe your plan actually worked!" Chichi whispered to Bulma. "I know!" Bulma responded. "For a minute there I thought Vegeta was going to spoil it!" she giggled and made a quick look around their seats. "Did you bring you camera?" Bulma asked Chichi. "I can't stand the idea of them being humiliated and not have it on video!" she stated as she watched Chichi fish around her bag and pull out her video camera. "Me neither!" Chichi replied as she flicked on her camera and zoomed in to the four sitting on the stage. "I bet Gohan wish he came now!" Chichi excitedly whispered as the Amazing Zee signalled for silence to show the show was about to begin.

"Now then, my little puppets!" The Amazing Zee spoke to the four hypnotised warriors. "I want you to imagine yourselves as milk maids…" Bulma and Chichi couldn't help but laugh their heads off at the thought of the four dressed as milk maids. "…and I want you to milk the cow in front of you as fast as you can, the more milk you collect in your bucket the more money you make! Now on the count of three I want you to begin your milking, 1…2…3…MILK!" At that moment all four raised their hands in front of them and began to milk four invisible cows all at the same time. Arms moving as fast as they could at supersonic speed. "Thank God they're not milking real cows!" Chichi said between laughs. "Cause if they did the cows would certainly be in some pain!" Their previously blank faces had turned into ones of concentration as they desperately tried to 'milk the cows' as fast as they could. Goten and Trunks had they're faces screwed up, Goku had his tongue sticking out and Vegeta had a deeper than usual scowl on his face.

"Very good, very good!" The Amazing Zee said as he walked around the stage to admire his work. "Now then, you have successfully filled your buckets, congratulations! Now lean back in your chairs and sleep." And with a click of his fingers all four simultaneously fell back into their trances. "Next, I want you to imagine yourselves driving down a long motorway with the wind in your hair driving at 100miles per hour on your motorbike. Now this bike is your pride and joy and the most important thing in your life." After hearing the last sentence both Chichi and Bulma shot the Amazing Zee a scowl that would make Vegeta cower in fear. Sensing their anger the Amazing Zee quickly reassured them. "Do not worry ladies, they will not remember anything that has happened throughout the hypnosis!" He giggled nervously as they calmed down and the small smirks returned to their faces as they remembered what was happening to the four volunteers. "Right then, on the count of three, 1…2…3!" And with that Vegeta, Trunks and Goten put their arms out straight in front of them and placed giant pride-filled smirks on their faces as they imagined themselves as hard core bikers. Goku however had his arms only half-out in front of him and was moving them up and down like he was riding a wild horse through the desert. He was jumping up and down of his chair and bobbing his head back and forward. "Goku had better be careful otherwise he's going to give himself whiplash!" Bulma chuckled as she watched the events unfold in front of her. "Have you seen the look on their faces!" Chichi gasped in-between her laughs. "You would think they were the Hell's Angels!" The Amazing Zee then walked back behind the four to admire his work from a different angle. "Now, I'm going to count down again and when I do someone is going to cut you off and when this happens you are going to scare them off be screaming and shouting and cursing as much as you can." Those words once again got a huge cackle of laughter from the two women as they imagined the future events. "Here they come! 1…2…3! They've just cut you off!" And with that there was a huge uproar from the four warriors as they cursed and screamed and stuck out their fingers in rude gestures as they tried to scare away their imaginary threats. "Very well done! You've scared them off!" The Amazing Zee said, but it was hard to hear what he said due to the huge uproar of laughter coming from the two wives. "I am SO glad I brought my video camera!" Chichi exclaimed. "Now, when I count down again the same person from before is going to cut you off for a second time and your going to respond in the same way as you did before only louder and with more rage, OK? Now, 1…2…3! They've done it again!" The same response was given but this time louder, Goku's face was contorted with so much rage that neither Bulma nor Chichi had ever seen before and Vegeta was practically turning super saiyan as all of his veins began to pop through his skin anime style. Trunks and Goten were just as surprising, the words that they were shouting made their mothers blush and wonder were on earth they had heard words like that. "Very well done, you've scared them off for a second time! Now it's time for you to relax back into your chairs and go back to sleep." And with a click of his fingers the four slumped back into their chairs, their contorted faces turned back to peaceful as they returned to their trance.

"Now, you have done very well so far, this time I want you to imagine yourselves in a cinema and infront of you is a screen playing the funniest film you have ever seen with all of your favourite actors and comedians. On the count of three I want you to imagine the screen in front of you, 1…2…3!" And at the end of the count all four of the warriors began to burst out laughing at nothing but a blank wall in front of them. Trunks and Goten were practically falling out of their seats, Goku had tears streaming down his face and began to point at an invisible person and Vegeta was hugging his sides like he was trying to stop them from splitting. "Now, the movie has turned from the funniest film you have ever seen to the saddest film you have ever seen." And with that sentence all four of the warriors moods changed from laughing to crying, they all began to winge and moan as they saw the imaginary tragedy unfold before them. "Bambi's just been shot! The parents are moving and leaving the kids behind, their shouting 'don't leave me mommy, don't' leave!''. Lassie's just been run over! He's been left twitching at the side of the road with blood and guts everywhere!" The Amazing Zee said trying to add more to the tragic mood. All four of the macho warriors were crying their eyes out as hard as possible with their faces stained with tears. The two wives were in hysterics laughing at their manly husbands crying their hearts and souls out. "I never even knew Vegeta could cry!" Bulma managed to say between her hysteric laughter. The Amazing Zee decided to embarrass them even further and stuck a microphone in front of Vegeta's face, his cries of pain were magnified and sent throughout the bar, it was also possible to hear his mumbles of 'NOT BAMBI! PLEASE NO! BAMBI!' "Now then, the film is now changing from the saddest film you have ever seen to the scariest film you have ever seen!" And with that all of the crying turned to screams of fear as the X files theme tune began to play in the background. All four of them had their eyes as wide as they could and their mouths even wider as they screamed at the top of the lungs. Trunks looked traumatised and Goten began to form a cross with his fingers to warn off the scary images. Vegeta had his eyes covered with his hands and occasionally opened his fingers to see if the film had finished, however when he saw it was still going he quickly closed them and screamed like a little girl. Goku was screaming just as bad as Vegeta and was pushing his chair away from his imaginary film and was almost squashing poor Goten's legs behind him. "Now when I touch you on the shoulder you will think it is Freddy Kroeger with his claws. 1…2 he is coming for YOU!" He touched Trunks gently on the shoulder and with that gentle touch Trunks screamed enough to make his throat bleed and jumped so suddenly off his chair which in turn freaked the other three warriors causing them to screech and yell like helpless infants. Chichi had to use all of her self-control to keep her camera steady as she couldn't stop laughing. "Now the film is changing again, but this time it is changing from the scariest film you have ever seen to the sexiest film you have ever seen!" And with that sentence huge grins began to spread across the four men's faces and Goten began to nod his head in approval at what he was seeing. "Not only is this the sexiest film you have ever seen but you can reach out and feel what you are watching!" And with that all four men began to rub their hands together and reached out to have a feel. Once again Trunks and Goten shocked their mothers and made their faces turn bright red at what they were seeing unfold. "Very good, now the curtain is coming down as the movie finishes so just lean back into your chairs, relax and sleep." And with that their heads fell back down as they went back to their sleep-like trances.

Well, here's my update! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Please review!

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