Chapter 4: Morton Proves Innocent (Of the Glue Bomb, at Least)

Roy's sword struck Komodo Moe in the face. Komodo Joe was still trying to get a hit in, but Roy had an excellent air dodge. But Komodo Joe jumped up, followed closely by Komodo Moe, and swung at him. Roy's cape got caught on Komodo Joe's sword and Komodo Moe body slammed him. Roy could barely move, so it was an easy KO for the Komodo Bros. They threw Roy into the warp zone. Roy recovered there and shook hands with them. Komodo Moe was very quick to be a good sport, but Komodo Joe said a lot through his facial expressions. Roy sheathed the Sword of Seals and put the Fire Emblem back in his pocket. Then he walked back towards the school. Out on the grounds, he saw Mr. Game & Watch, the Animaniacs, and Bart Simpson creeping around. He looked and saw that they were going to meet Morton Koopa.

We were right, he thought. Morton Koopa. I knew he would do something like this. But, why didn't I think of Bart before this?

Roy stepped, quietly, after them. They were beside the fountain. The fountain was a statue of Frogger fighting with a shy-guy. Why the hell they appeared to be spitting water at each other (which would fall into the rest of the fountain below), Roy didn't know. He simply crept behind the shy-guy's head and peeked over.

"No, of course not," said Morton.

"I think we should be more careful," beeped Mr. Game & Watch (who had an impressive 3-D makeover). "Marth is onto us. Him and his sl…"
"Hey, watch it!" said Yakko.

"Is my tongue still red?" asked Wakko.

"Okay, okay, don't have a cow, man," said Bart. "We can keep a close eye on the two lovers."

"Shut up, Simpson," said Dot.

"Why don't you, you mutt?" said Bart.

"Because I don't stick my head in the toilet everyday," said Dot.

"Actually…" began Wakko,

"…shut up, Wakko!" Dot interrupted.

"So, you do stick your head in the toilet?" asked Morton. "Far out."

"No, that's not far out," said Mr. Game & Watch. "It's abnormal."

"You sound like a robot!" said Yakko.

"Yeah, who are you judging?" asked Bart.

"Alright, stop this crap!" said Morton. "Or else I'm telling Mr. Iwata that you guys set the fireworks off."

"It was your idea, you Benedict Arnold!" said Bart. "At least we didn't set the glue bomb in the kitchen off!"

From behind the shy-guy, Roy snapped his fingers. He had been so sure that he'd caught them. He tiptoed away from them and called Marth. It sounded like he'd interrupted something very important, because Marth sounded like he was in a hurry. Roy walked back towards the castle when he passed a group of the school wrestlers. There were about fifty girls watching them. Roy noticed that everything sounded like girl giggling. He looked behind him. Were those two brunettes staring at him? He pushed it off of him and walked into the hallway. Several other girls were waving and giggling too.

"What the hell?" he whispered to himself.