Hypnosis
Chapter 3
This is it, the final update, it's finally done and out the way! But I definitely enjoyed writing it!
"Now then" The Amazing Zee announced. "I am going to awake the two men in the front row" he said as he pointed to Goku and Vegeta "and I will then ask them their opinions on hypnotism." And with that he picked up two chairs and placed them next to Goten and Trunks and made his way in front of Goku and Vegeta. The amazing Zee tapped them on the shoulders and told them to awake and with that they both opened their eyes. Vegeta's scowl immediately returned and Goku began to wipe the drool from his chin. "Excuse me but your sitting in the wrong chairs, could you please move to the two chairs behind you and we can continue with the show." They both quickly moved to the back chairs as the Amazing Zee removed the two previous chairs. "Now, just for curiosity purposes do you both believe that I will be able to hypnotise you?" Goku and Vegeta's faces both filled with confidence as their smirks practically answered the question. "Not a fucking chance!" Vegeta smirked. At those words Chichi and Bulma burst out laughing and practically fell off their chairs, Goku and Vegeta spun round to see their wives rolling around on the floor. "Alright then!" The Amazing Zee said gaining the two warriors attentions once again. "I am going to try to hypnotise you but like you said before it might not work, 1…2…3 and sleep." And with one click of the fingers both Vegeta and Goku went back into their trances. "Not a fucking chance!" The Amazing Zee mimicked as he walked around the stage to get a look at his victims and trying to think of more humiliating things to do to them. Bulma and Chichi reclaimed their composure and sat back in their chairs trying to stifle their giggles.
"Next I want you all to imagine that you are all 8 years old and that I am your geography teacher Mr. Zee, now whenever I turn around to write on the blackboard you are going to insult me as much as you can. However, if I catch you doing it I will give you the belt, now you are all petrified of the belt and if I hit you with it, it will hurt badly. Now on the count of three, 1…2…3." And with that all four heads raised to look at 'Mr. Zee'. "Good evening class, have you been sleeping in class again?" With that question they all shook their heads simultaneously. "My name is Mr. Zee, now I will write my name on the blackboard so you may see how to spell it." And as soon as he turned around the four men began to give the Amazing Zee rude hand gestures and pulling faces. 'Mr. Zee' turned around to see their hands being brought quickly back down with little angelic expressions on their faces. "What's going on here?" 'Mr. Zee' asked as Vegeta shouted "He was pulling faces!" pointing at Goku. "You liar!" "You were pulling faces!" Trunks and Goten shouted at Vegeta while Goku just sat there with a look of betrayal on his face similar to the face Vegeta was pulling earlier at the start of the show. "What was he doing?" 'Mr. Zee' asked Goten to which Goten replied "He was pulling faces and going like this!" Goten stuck up his middle finger at 'Mr. Zee'. "No he wasn't! He was going like this!" Trunks corrected as he stuck up both of his middle fingers. "It wasn't just Vegeta either, he was doing it as well!" Goten said pointing at Goku. "No I didn't!" Goku shouted. "Alright calm down class and just start to behave yourselves!" 'Mr. Zee' said. "Now, let's see who has done their homework, what is the capital of France?" Vegeta, Goten and Trunks' hands shot up whereas Goku thought for a couple of seconds before he put his hand up. "Now young man, seeing as you actually thought of your answer before sticking your hand up, tell me your answer." 'Mr. Zee' asked Goku. Goku proudly shone his Son grin once again and answered "F!". Chichi and Bulma fell down anime style as 'Mr. Zee' pretended to be angry. Goku jumped up and down in his chair and clapped his hands thinking he was super smart for answering the question. "So, you're a smart arse are you? I'll see you after class!" Goku's happy grin dissapered as he slouched down in his seat, his poor little spirit crushed. "What is the capital of France?" 'Mr. Zee' turned to ask Vegeta. "Paris!" Vegeta answered smugly feeling very good to get an answer right that Goku didn't. "Now young man, you are my new teacher's pet! Keep an eye on the other three while I turn around to show you what part of France Paris is located. As soon as 'Mr. Zee's' back was turned for the second time all four once again began to insult and pull faces at his back. However this time Goten decided to be the most courageous one and got up from his seat and bent over and smacked his backside and sight down. However he wasn't quick enough to stop 'Mr. Zee' from seeing him out of his seat. "What do you think your doing out of your seat?" 'Mr. Zee' asked. In response to this question Goku decided it was time for revenge and shouted in a sing-song voice "He was pulling faces!" "No I didn't!" Goten shouted. "Alright class calm down! Now teacher's pet, who was misbehaving?" Vegeta answered. "They all were, especially him!" Vegeta pointed to Goku sitting next to him. "No I didn't you were!" and smacked Vegeta on the arm, Vegeta took this as a challenge and was about to throw a punch when 'Mr. Zee' stepped in. "Calm down! Now teacher's pet, who do you think should get the belt?" After 'Mr. Zee' had finished talking, Trunks immediately shouted "Hit him! His fat head will cushion the blow!" and pointed at Vegeta. After hearing what his son just said he pointed to Trunks and said "Him!" "Alright you, stand up!" "Oh no! Please sir no!" Trunks begged as he slowly made his way towards 'Mr. Zee'. "Stick your hands out!" Trunks reluctantly stuck out his hands. "Do you have anything to say?" 'Mr. Zee' asked. "Please sir, you're my favourite teacher in the whole wide world. And I didn't mean to call your head fat!" He turned and apologised to Vegeta. "It's too late now!" Vegeta said in a sing song voice as he watched his son get 'the belt'. "Now sit down!" 'Mr. Zee' commanded as Trunks slowly made his way back to his chair with tears in his eyes. After seeing his friend in pain Goten put his hand on his shoulder and gave him a few words of encouragement. After hearing his best friend Trunks filled up with confidence again and shouted "I'm gonna tell my mammy on you!" "You do that! Now class it's time for recess, close your eyes and 1…2…3…sleep." And once again all four entered they're trance as he clicked his fingers. "This is great!" Bulma whispered to Chichi as she enjoyed their humiliation.
"Next I shall make these two men believe that they have no tongue and can only talk through sign language." The Amazing Zee announced as he told Vegeta and Goku their instructions and with a click of his fingers they were brought back to reality. "Good evening gentleman, would you kindly tell me your names please?" The Amazing Zee asked to which Vegeta and Goku responded with a number of stupid hand gestures. After they had finished the Amazing Zee turned to the audience and asked "Can any of you understand what they are trying to say?" To which the audience replied "NO!". "Well then, I guess it's a good thing I brought some interpreters along with me isn't it!" The Amazing Zee pointed to both Trunks and Goten. "Now, you two are interpretors and you will interpret everything that they try to say." With that he clicked his fingers and both Trunks and Goten awoke from their slumber. "Now could you two please swap seats so you are sitting next to the person you are to interpret. With that Goten and Vegeta swapped seats so the seating plan changed to Goku, Goten, Vegeta and Trunks. "Now then, I will ask these two men questions and you two will interpret their sign language and tell us the answer, now then, let's begin!" With that the Amazing Zee turned to Goku and began to ask questions. "Ok then sir, what is your name?" And with that, Goku moved his hands in his interpretation of sign language as Goten watched. "He says his name is Melanie from China." With that answer the Amazing Zee sweat dropped and turned to Trunks and Vegeta. "Ok sir, could you please tell me your name?" Vegeta did exactly what Goku did but in his interpretation of sign language. "He says he's from Scotland and his name is Bob." The Amazing Zee once again sweatdropped and Chichi and Bulma tried desperately to stop their sides from splitting. "Very well, welcome Melanie and Bob. Now then could you please tell me what your occupation is?" He asked Goku. As soon as he asked this Chichi immediately fell straight of her chair in a fit of giggles. Goku once again began to wave his arms around in a wave of stupid gestures while Goten watched. "He says he sells flowers." "Ok, what is your occupation?" (Bulma managed to stay in her seat but couldn't stop the escaping laugh) Vegeta communicated to Trunks using his hands. "I can't tell you what he does, it's quite personal." "Don't worry, we are all friends here!" He said, trying to convince Trunks to spill the beans. "He sells his body to anyone who pays enough!" Trunks whispered but the Amazing Zee placed his microphone in front of his mouth sending Trunks' words throughout the bar. After hearing what Trunks had said Bulma couldn't help but blush a deep scarlet and let out her loudest laugh of the evening (which is saying a lot). Turning back to Goten and Goku the Amazing Zee asked, "Is there an embarrassing moment that has happenend to Melanie that he would like to share?" Goku once again communicated to Goten with a flash of fingers. "He says there is and it just happened yesterday, he was in the swimming pool and dived into the deep end and his swimming trunks came off." "Oh really! What happened?" The Amazing Zee asked. "He got all the flowers he didn't sell, he hasn't sold many, and he placed them in front and behind him and walked away." The Amazing Zee sweat dropped at the answer and Chichi blushed a bright shade of scarlet, her face practically lighting the room. "I have decided not ask Bob the same question as I am frightened of the answer! Ok, next question to both of you, is there a message from China and Scotland that you would like to give us?" Simultaneously both Goku and Vegeta communicated to their sons using their hands and fingers. "Ok, Melanie first, what is her message?" "He said, 'Peace and love to every man and woman and keep buying my flowers'". The Amazing Zee sweat dropped as Bulma and Chichi managed to successfully stifle their giggles. "Ok, does Bob have a message from the people of Texas?" "Yes he does!" Trunks said confidently. "He said 'Man who walks into airport and walks into turnstile is going to Bangkok.'". (Do ya get it?) Bulma and Chichi's previous attempts at stopping laughter failed completely as they collapsed once again onto the floor in a fit of laughter on the verge of losing bladder control. "Right then, thank you very much for answering my questions, now if you'll sit back in your chairs and relax and 1…2…3…sleep." And with that once again all four had fallen back into their trances.
"I shall perform the last of tonights performances on these two men." After the sentence he pointed to both Vegeta and Goku. "I would perform it on these two young men but it might traumatise them, well then, let us begin!" And with that he turned towards the unsuspecting saiyans. "I'm not so sure about this anymore Bulma, I mean this next one sounds s bit suspicious." Chichi told Bulma worriedly. "I know, it sounds very humiliating and degrading and it could scar them both for life." And with that both Chichi and Bulma quickly moved their seats closer and Chichi zoomed her video camera in further. "Now then you two, when I wake you up you will believe that your testicles are talking to you and each other. You will try everything to stop them from talking except squeeze or hit them because you will regret it later on!" And with that said he quickly awoke Goku and Vegeta and turned back towards the audience. "Now Ladies and Gentleman unfortunately I haven't been able to hypnotise these two men so…" As the Amazing Zee was addressing the audience pretending that none of the previous events had happened both Vegeta and Goku were fidgeting and wiggling in their seats. "Excuse me but do you mind keeping the noise down please? I am trying to do a show here!" The Amazing Zee said turning around to Goku and Vegeta. "It's not me!" Vegeta said. "Then who is it?" The Amazing Zee said. "Is it you?" He said walking towards Goku. "Sort of." Goku mumbled with his face a bright shade of scarlet. "Then what is it?" The Amazing Zee asked walking and bending down towards Goku. "I can't tell you, it's embarrassing!" Chichi couldn't help but 'awwwww' at his little embarrassing moment. "Come on you can tell us!" The Amazing Zee replied. Goku mumbled some incoherent blabber that only the Amazing Zee could hear, but he soon shared it with the rest of the bar. "YOU'RE BALLS ARE TALKING TO YOU!" He shouted as Goku tried to hush him to stay quiet. "Do you have the same problem?" He turned and asked Vegeta. Vegeta mearly turned a bright red and did a small nod. "Well then you are going to have to shut them up, I mean, it's a part of your body you know, you have to keep them in check!" The Amazing Zee said trying to stop himself from collapsing on the stage floor in laughter right then. "What are they talking about?" He asked them. "They're argueing!" Both Vegeta and Goku said simultaneously. "What are they argueing about?" Goku answered first. "They're argueing over which one is bigger!" Chichi turned to Bulma and whispered "It's the left!" Vegeta answered next. "One wants to go swimming and the other wants to go bungee jumping!" Bulma turned to Chichi and whispered "I'd love to see that!" "Well here, stick these down your trousers!" The Amazing Zee grabbed two bar mats from a nearby table and handed them to Goku and Vegeta. Chichi and Bulma tried there best to breathe but it seems their lungs had lost the ability. Goku and Vegeta shoved the mats down their pants and sat back down. "Don't worry they'll be quiet now, they've got something to eat." Goku asked as a howl of laughter was heard in the background coming from Chichi. "Now then just relax and 1…2…3…sleep." The Amazing Zee put them back into their trances for the last time.
"We have come to the end of our show, I hope you have enjoyed the events that have unfolded tonight!" And with that he turned towards the four volunteers and awoke them permanently from their trances. "Now, one last question how long do you think you has passed?" All four answered five minutes. "In actuality it was around 45 minutes, maybe even an hour." Vegeta's eyes bugged out of their sockets. "What! What are you talking about! I wasn't even hypnotised!" "Oh really!" The Amazing Zee grinned. "If you don't believe me, check your trousers!" "WHAT! HOW DARE Y-" Vegeta cut himself short as he felt an unusual and foreign bulge in his trousers. Goku burst into a fit of laughter and childish giggles, but he was cut short when the Amazing Zee spun round and shot him a mischievous grin. "I don't know what your laughing at, why don't you check your trousers!" And with that Goku's face turned to confusion as he reached down into his pants and pulled out a beer mat. "Hey Vegeta look! Heineken! What type is yours?" Trunks fell backwards in his chair and onto the floor in giggles while Goten sat their covering his bright red face in shame at what his father had just done. "THAT'S IT! WE'RE LEAVING!" And with that Vegeta picked up Trunks from the floor and walked over to the table where he grabbed all of his belongings and walking out of the door practically carrying a paralysed Trunks.
The rest of the group eventually caught up with the father and son and questions were immediately asked about what happened previously as none of the four were able to remember what had happened. "Thank goodness none of the other freaks back home were able to see this!" Vegeta said as he walked at Bulma's side. "Don't worry Vegeta, I caught it all on tape!" Chichi said. "WHAT! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!" Vegeta once again bellowed. "Well Vegeta, I told Chichi to make a tape, this way when any of you step one toe out of line we can use this as 'how do you say?' a bargaining tool!" "WHAT! YOU'RE BLACKMAILING US!" Trunks and Goten shouted simultaneously. "You got that right!" Chichi and Bulma said as they walked ahead of the men. "The female species, what an enigma!" Vegeta grumbled.
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