If there's one thing the castle ghosts love, it's when they gather for one of their castle sing-alongs! Queen Melinda loved singing when she was alive, and she still does, even as a ghost, and she loves leading her fellow spirits in the occasional musical number. She especially likes the ones she used to sing with Amber and James when they were younger, and she decides to surprise them during the castle's Halloween party with a song she remembered from James' recent fall concert with the Music Appreciation class. Muppets Haunted Mansion is not mine.
Queen Melinda (spoken):We now invite you to sit back and relax, as the castle ghosts and I proudly present... our Halloween sing-along.
James (spoken): Brilliant! I just did this song with my class!
Queen Melinda (spoken): And you did a wonderful job, sweetheart, but now let us sing it for you!
Sir Dax: Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Buy the farm, push up some daisies
Mary Cosmarune: Then get down with us creepy crazies
Boo (spoken): Hi, wanna come play with me?
Donald Cosmarune: Frights du jour
Marla Magwin: And daily nightmares
Godric Magwin: Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs
Queen Melinda: If you think it's too macabre,
Follow the floating candelabra
Donald Cosmarune: But he ain't French and he can't croon
Mary Cosmarune: Someone did that in a beastly cartoon
Sir Dax (spoken): She was a beauty
Queen Melinda: We'll never rest, we'll never cease
'Till you finally rest in peace
Sir Dax: You can fly and you can float
Boo: Or you can scream just like a goat
Sir Dax (spoken): Seriously, darling?
Marla Magwin: But to grant your endless wishes
Donald Cosmarune: First, you must sleep down with the fishes
Boo (spoken): Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! (screams)
Sir Dax: Rain or snow
Queen Melinda: Lightning or thunder
Marla Magwin: The party is down here six feet under
Donald Cosmarune: Trick or treat!
Boo: Take a smell of my feet
Godric Magwin: And gimme something good to eat
Queen Melinda: You're all alone, but don't be scared
We've got your wake all pre-prepared
Mary Cosmarune (spoken): Hi, I'm serving soup. It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. (laughs)
Donald Cosmarune (spoken): It's all so dopey. I'm complaining.
Godric Magwin (spoken): At least it's almost entertaining.
Both ghosts: (laughing)
Donald Cosmarune (spoken): Uh-Oh!
Godric Magwin (spoken): Huh? What the-
Mary Cosmarune (spoken): Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily.
Godric Magwin (spoken): Oh, no. The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them!
Donald Cosmarune and Godric Magwin: (laughing)
Marla Magwin: We tell jokes
Boo: I do tricks
Godric Magwin: With my deadly candlesticks
Sir Dax (spoken): Oh dear.
Mary Cosmarune: Come on now and lift your glass
Queen Melinda: Filled with poison sassafras
Marla Magwin: Sign your will, deed, and trust
'Cause it's time to bite the dust
All: Cash in your chips, we're not joking
Now's the time you should be croaking
You're so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire
Queen Melinda: It's time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori
All: Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout, "My life is done"
Sir Dax: So join us in this life hereafter
All: Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Marla Magwin: And now the greatest act of all
Queen Melinda: It's your final curtain call
All: From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You'll be great forever after
Boo: In our monstrous life hereafter
All: For our afterparty afterlife
Sir Dax (spoken): Rest. In. Peace.
All (spoken): R.I.P.!
