If there's one thing the castle ghosts love, it's when they gather for one of their castle sing-alongs! Queen Melinda loved singing when she was alive, and she still does, even as a ghost, and she loves leading her fellow spirits in the occasional musical number. She especially likes the ones she used to sing with Amber and James when they were younger, and she decides to surprise them during the castle's Halloween party with a song she remembered from James' recent fall concert with the Music Appreciation class. Muppets Haunted Mansion is not mine.

Queen Melinda (spoken):We now invite you to sit back and relax, as the castle ghosts and I proudly present... our Halloween sing-along.

James (spoken): Brilliant! I just did this song with my class!

Queen Melinda (spoken): And you did a wonderful job, sweetheart, but now let us sing it for you!

Sir Dax: Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Buy the farm, push up some daisies

Mary Cosmarune: Then get down with us creepy crazies

Boo (spoken): Hi, wanna come play with me?

Donald Cosmarune: Frights du jour

Marla Magwin: And daily nightmares

Godric Magwin: Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

Queen Melinda: If you think it's too macabre,
Follow the floating candelabra

Donald Cosmarune: But he ain't French and he can't croon

Mary Cosmarune: Someone did that in a beastly cartoon

Sir Dax (spoken): She was a beauty

Queen Melinda: We'll never rest, we'll never cease
'Till you finally rest in peace

Sir Dax: You can fly and you can float

Boo: Or you can scream just like a goat

Sir Dax (spoken): Seriously, darling?

Marla Magwin: But to grant your endless wishes

Donald Cosmarune: First, you must sleep down with the fishes

Boo (spoken): Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! (screams)

Sir Dax: Rain or snow

Queen Melinda: Lightning or thunder

Marla Magwin: The party is down here six feet under

Donald Cosmarune: Trick or treat!

Boo: Take a smell of my feet

Godric Magwin: And gimme something good to eat

Queen Melinda: You're all alone, but don't be scared
We've got your wake all pre-prepared

Mary Cosmarune (spoken): Hi, I'm serving soup. It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. (laughs)

Donald Cosmarune (spoken): It's all so dopey. I'm complaining.

Godric Magwin (spoken): At least it's almost entertaining.

Both ghosts: (laughing)

Donald Cosmarune (spoken): Uh-Oh!

Godric Magwin (spoken): Huh? What the-

Mary Cosmarune (spoken): Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily.

Godric Magwin (spoken): Oh, no. The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them!

Donald Cosmarune and Godric Magwin: (laughing)

Marla Magwin: We tell jokes

Boo: I do tricks

Godric Magwin: With my deadly candlesticks

Sir Dax (spoken): Oh dear.

Mary Cosmarune: Come on now and lift your glass

Queen Melinda: Filled with poison sassafras

Marla Magwin: Sign your will, deed, and trust
'Cause it's time to bite the dust

All: Cash in your chips, we're not joking
Now's the time you should be croaking
You're so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire

Queen Melinda: It's time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori

All: Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout, "My life is done"

Sir Dax: So join us in this life hereafter

All: Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Marla Magwin: And now the greatest act of all

Queen Melinda: It's your final curtain call

All: From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You'll be great forever after

Boo: In our monstrous life hereafter

All: For our afterparty afterlife

Sir Dax (spoken): Rest. In. Peace.

All (spoken): R.I.P.!