I Should Be the Only One You Kiss

Disclaimer: For the love of Andrew Sims, no, I am not Jo and I shall never be….Do I have to continue writing these things!

Petunia Evans was wandering through the Evans' household, only a few days short of Christmas Eve. She had developed a habit since the being secluded from the rest of people in the house. All they ever wanted to do was talk to him. Lily's new boyfriend, James Potter.

As she walked out of the family kitchen, she heard his voice in the living room. Then she heard Lily's voice.

"You do know what Azkaban is, right?" said James.

And to Petunias surprise and disgust, she was oddly attracted to this conversation. She cracked open the kitchen door and saw Lily and James sitting on the love seat. Lily had her legs over his and he had his arms wrapped around her. Petunia sighed as she watched the happy couple. See, Petunia had a boyfriend herself, a fiancé, in fact. But he was too fat to be able to wrap his arms around her. And as much as she hated to admit it, she was jealous of Lily. She fit into his arms so perfectly.

"Yes, James, I know what Azkaban is, that dreaded wizard prison." She said, rolling her emerald eyes.

"Well, have you ever heard of the guards of Azkaban? Dementors?" he said.

"No, what are they? They don't sound nice. And yeah, I think I've heard of them, aren't they the things that Voldemort is using to attack people?" she said.

'Voldemort?' Petunia had never heard of a Voldemort.

"Yeah, well, they are the most demonic things on earth-"

"-Hence the name 'Dementor.'" Said Lily. James rolled his eyes this time.

"And they suck the happiness out of you." He said.

Lily gasped.

"They suck the happiness out of you?"

"Yeah, and it gets worse." James said, "They wear these huge black cloaks…" At this he pulled the hood on his sweatshirt over his head and imitated what a Dementor was. "And they have this skin that's gray and rotting looking."

By this time Lily was leaning into him with every word. "When they get near you, you get all rigid and cold. They suck every happy thought, every happy memory from you. They fill you with dread, and they make you remember every horrible thing that's ever happened to you."

"They sound dreadful." Said Lily.

"Oh and it gets worse." He said, now adding a theatrical effect to it, "Once they have you corned, they give you he Dementors Kiss." He said.

"The Dementors Kiss?" asked Lily.

"Yep, the Kiss you and suck your soul out." And with this he swooped down on her and kissed her softly on the neck.

Lily laughed.

"Now I know the only reason you told me that was to kiss me, huh?" she asked. Him.

"No! I just needed you to know that I should be the only one you kiss." He said smiling.

"Are you sure it isn't because you care about me just a little?"

"Naw…you're just a good kisser." He said.

"I love you, you tosser." She said.
"Gee, thanks…I love you too." He said.

:But no really, I actually have been looking forward to kissing Malcom Davies." Joked Lily.

With the look he gave her, she started running out of room and Petunia had to jump out from behind the door to let the two laughing teenagers run by.

She stared at their disappearing backs. And years later, when Lily and James' son was 15, and been attacked by a Dementor, she didn't know why she remembered what he said. But even though she acted like she hated her sister, she wished more than anything to be able to look into her mother and fathers living room and see James and Lily laughing and carefree, when everything seemed O.K.

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