Wander over Yonder Season 3-33

The Planet of Tech was famous throughout the galaxy for its exports of electronics: televisions, radios, computers, and so many other electronic goods.

Appropriately enough, the inhabitants of this planet had light bulbs for heads, faces inside those light bulb heads that resembled those regularly carved on pumpkins, and bodies slightly larger than those of Hater's Watchdogs. Techians loved their planet which was peaceful and had little to envy but sadly, this was not to last.

Back when Dominator was destroying the galaxy one planet at a time, Tech had fallen into Dominator's crosshairs like countless other planets before it.

"Lord Dominator is here! Everybody run!" a Techian screamed in terror at the sight of The Domship and at once, Techians scrambled in panic.

"Run you pathetic little night lights!" a fully-armored Dominator boomed in her robotic voice. "Lord Dominator is here to dominate!"

"Night lights!?" some Techians objected. "That's not a very nice thing to say-Gaaaah!"

"Gwahahahahahaha! Feel my drill you worthless insects!"

Dominator's drill fell and pierced Tech's surface, the crust shattering before Tech's Volcanium X was sucked dry. In the middle of this, Dominator's Dombot armies descended to continue tormenting the Techians.

By the time Dominator was done, Tech was left in ruin like so many other planets left in her wake.

Amid the rubble and ruins, beneath dissipating smoke and fading flames, Techians were left to pick up the pieces. Among those left behind was Dylan, a Techian technician fixing a power surge on his birthday at the time of Dominator's attack. He saw for himself the destruction and terror wrought by Dominator with his own two eyes after getting electrocuted in a tank of electric eels which was then struck by lightning.

"DOMINATOOOOR!" a vengeful Dylan shouted towards the Domship as it left. "You will rue the day you came to drill our planet, Dominator! You will rue that day!"

As Tech rebuilt itself, Dylan isolated himself in his home and began frantic work on armor that could rival Dominator's.

Long after Tech had been drilled and rebuilt, Wander, Dominator, and Sylvia were strolling through one of the many business districts on planet Tech. Sylvia was leading the way examining a guide listing all sights and attractions Tech offered.

"Tech: galaxy's leading producer of electronics and cutting-edge technology" Sylvia reads in the guide.

"Ooh! You know, I've always wanted to buy me a radio" Wander says. "For those long, intergalactic trips!"

"No better time than now" Sylvia answers.

"What are you hoping to pick up Sylvia?" Dominator asks.

"I'm just here for the memories. Maybe some neat technology awaits us inside?" Sylvia reveals. "How about you?"

"I'm hoping to pick up some spare parts for the Dombots. Figure there'll be some inside in surplus" Dominator says scanning the building. "That and never a bad idea to keep tabs on latest tech trends."

The three arrive to a large convention center and enter. Inside, the three find the interior filled with several exhibits showcasing various consumer electronics and technological marvels.

"Ooh! Guys! Look at this!" Wander says running up to an exhibit featuring several mirrors lined up. "Perceive and ye shall receive" Wander reads on the sticker stuck to a mirror.

"What's that mean?" Sylvia asks.

"It means these mirrors are your answer to the morning rush" the Techian attendant there speaks up after walking out from behind a mirror. "No longer will you have to fit into and out of clothes. With these mirrors, just imagine a look and you will receive it. Give it a try!"

"Alrighty!.. Thinking of myself as a pirate" Wander says and at once, bright light blasts out of the mirror to engulf Wander. Just as quickly, the light dissipates revealing Wander dressed like a pirate with eyepatch, rapier, a feather attached to his green hat, and parrot on his shoulder. "ARrrr! Matey!" Wander says in a pirate's voice before giggling. "Look at me! I'm a pirate!"

"Bwak! He's a pirate!" Wander's parrot whistles.

"Your turn Syl!" Wander says.

"Yeah, I'm not too into clothes" Sylvia says. "Too restrictive for when I wanna pound goons or hightail it out of a scene. You give it a go, Dee."

"Okay, why not?" Dominator agrees walking before a mirror. "Thinking of myself as a... ninja."

Blinding bright light blasts out of the mirror to engulf Dominator momentarily. Once it disappears, Dominator is left standing in a ninja outfit armed with short sword, ninja stars, and kunai knives.

"Hey! I look awesome!" Dominator says checking herself out. "What do you guys think?"

"...Oh my" Wander emits.

"Seems a bit revealing" Sylvia adds.

"Oh, don't be so prudish" Dominator says admiring her figure. "...Okay, skirt might be a bit high and neck line a bit low but so what? I can't help it if I'm hot. Wander, like what you see?" she asks striking a pose with a kunai.

An impressed Wander nods gently.

"You like it huh? I'll keep it on then" Dominator says pleased.

The three proceed to another exhibit.

"Howdy!" the Techian attendant there greets.

"Hey there fella" Sylvia returns. "Tell us about these 'portal hoops'" she requests after reading the exhibit lettering.

"Gladly" the attendant says wielding two metal hoops. Sticking an arm through one hoop, that arm sticks out of the other, the hoop acting as portal.

"Wow! That's neat! Can we try?" Wander asks.

"Sure thing" the attendant agrees and hands over both.

"I have an idea" Wander says placing both hoops on the ground a small distance away from one another.

"I think I know what you're about to do" Dominator says.

Wander jumps down through the first hoop to come flying up and out the second. He then falls back down to fall through the second hoop and come out the first and fall through the first to come out the second. "Tadah! I'm rising and falling forever! Or am I falling and rising forever? You guys be the judge."

"Bravo Wander but I think I can do better" Sylvia challenges before plucking Wander out of the air and placing him back on solid ground.

"Arr! Ye challenge me?" Wander asks like a pirate. "Let's see what you got, landlubber!"

"Yeah! Now watch me fall forever. Hold this up here for me will ya Dee?" Sylvia asks.

Sylvia hands one hoop to Dominator and instructs her to hold it up high above the ground. Sylvia then places the other hoop on the ground directly below the one in Dominator's hands. Finally, Sylvia hops down into the one in the ground to fall out of the other in Dominator's hands and back down through the grounded one again.

"Aaaah! I'm falling forever!" Sylvia alerts amusingly as she fell perpetually.

"Very good Syl!" Wander compliments but the scene quickly became alarming as Sylvia accelerated downwards without end.

"Getting a little too fast here!" Sylvia alerts more seriously.

"Wander! Your Orbble bubbles!" Dominator demands as Sylvia was becoming a blur to the eye.

Pulling his Orrble juice out of his hat, Wander bubbles Sylvia allowing her to slow down gently.

"Okay, that was a little scary" Sylvia notifies once she had come to a gentle descent.

"No kidding" Dominator adds. "Let's not play games with acceleration."

"Good idea" Sylvia agrees relieved and the hoops are gladly returned.

The next exhibit visited was one showing off various vehicles of varying shapes and sizes.

"Oh! Will you look at these beauts!" Sylvia says eyeing rows of shiny motorcycles and hoverbikes.

"Like what you see?" the Techian attendant there asks Sylvia.

"Oh yeah! Can I hop on and pose for a bit?" Sylvia asks.

"Of course" the attendant agrees.

"Wander, Dominator. You mind snapping pics of me posing on this bad boy?" Sylvia asks seated on a shiny new motorcycle.

"On it Syl!" Wander says pulling out a camera from his hat.

"I heard ya" Dominator says pulling her phone out.

Meanwhile, on another part of the convention, Techian Dylan was putting on a display.

"Come one, come all!" Dylan announced out loud, various spectators gathering. "Behold my latest and greatest creation!" he says standing beside something covered with a sheet. Pulling on the sheet reveals a blue full-body armor with lightning bolt on the chest and lights adorning it throughout.

"Oooooh" Dylan's audience lets out.

"Too many times! Planets throughout the galaxy have fallen to the likes of Sourdough, the Evil Sandwich!" Dylan lectures. "Little Bits hypnotized and enslaved far too many so she could line her pockets! General McGuffin marched his chickens over our beautiful planet and forced us all through boot camp!"

"Aaahhhh" the audience marvels as Dylan suits up.

"Well no more! Never again will we allow that creepy banana clown to tickle torment the galaxy! Never again will Something the So and So get us all confused with his wishy washiness! Never again will Lord Dominator drill our planet with his giant drill! Are you with me!?"

The audience mutters unconvinced.

"I said are you with me!?" Dylan repeats more loudly.

The audience scatters save for an orange nomad, a blue Zbornak, and a green villainess.

"I'm with you!" Wander exclaims excitedly. "Woohoo!" he cheers approaching Dylan to admire closely.

"You drilled this planet before?" Sylvia asks Dominator out of Dylan's earshot.

"I've drilled many planets" Dominator says. "They've all sort of blended together in my memories."

"Hiya! Are you a super hero?" Wander asks Dylan excitedly.

"Th-that's the plan, yes" Dylan answers.

"Cool! What's your origin story?"

"Well I was fixing a power surge on my birthday when Dominator attacked" Dylan explained. "I was then electrocuted in a tank of electric eels which was then struck by lightning ultimately granting me my powers!"

"Wow! Sounds awfully elaborate and complicated..."

"Well it's how it happened!" Dylan defends.

"So what planet are we saving first?" Wander asks.

"I want to be Tech's number 1 protector" Dylan says, "by destroying each and every villain in this entire galaxy!"

"...Wow. That's ambitious" Wander says. "But can I suggest we start slow and instead of destroying villains, we try to make buddies of them?"

"Why would I do that?" Dylan asks puzzled.

"Well, sometimes villains are just friends you haven't made yet!" Wander reasons. "Villains are for befriending!"

"No. Villains are just threats to be destroyed at once!" Dylan says harnessing blue electricity in between his fingers.

"Hey Dee, this guy could be trouble" Sylvia whispers Dominator's way. "You think we should lay low for a bit?"

"Please. This guy doesn't scare me" Dominator says confidently. "I just wanna see what he's capable of."

"But I can tell you" Wander goes on, "that if you make an enemy into a friend, you gain an ally and lose an enemy."

"An ally that could turn on you any second!" Dylan counters. "No... They must all be destroyed!"

Wander attempts to object once more but Dominator places her hand on his shoulder.

"Okay Dylan" Dominator says, "we're with you. We wish to destroy villains too. What's the plan?"

"First things first: introductions. Call me Dylan, Destroyer of Villains!" Dylan announces shooting electricity out of his hands while his light bulb head shines brightly. "Who are you?"

"I'm Dee. Dee the Kunoichi" Dominator disguises posing with her short sword. "Ninja Dee for short."

"I'm Pirate Wander! Ahoy matey!" Wander introduces.

All eyes then shift to Sylvia.

"I'm just Sylvia. Just call me Sylvia" Sylvia says shrugging.

"Very good" Dylan says pressing a button on his armor and at once, a blue, similarly-styled ship comes crashing through the roof and landing beside Dylan. "Hop on. We're going villain-hunting!"

All four hop in and the ship takes off, a brightly-shining light bulb attached to where the ship's exhaust should be.

"Next we find a villain and destroy them!" Dylan says while steering the ship.

"Who did you have in mind?" Dominator asks.

"Any villain will do" Dylan says hungry for action. "But in truth, who I really want to destroy is that Lord Dominator! He drilled Tech and destroyed so much! He will not get away with it!"

"He?" Sylvia emits quietly.

"Easy mistake to make" Wander whispers back.

"Yeah, that totally-guy-not-gal Dominator is annoying" Dominator misleads. "Buuut I don't think he's been active for the longest time. Hasn't been in the villain leaderboard for the longest time now. He retired last I checked."

"Villain leaderboard?" Dylan asks.

"This guy's clueless" Dominator pitied as she pulled up the Galactic Villain Leaderboard on a ship monitor. "It lists all the villains and their current ranking."

"I see. Very interesting! Where's Dominator?" Dylan asks.

"Like I said, he retired. You lost your shot" Dominator informs as Wander fed his parrot crackers.

"Curse him!.. So, tell me more of this leaderboard" Dylan asks and Dominator gives him a quick tutorial on the leaderboard. "Hmm, this leaderboard is useful" Dylan praises. "With it, I can hunt down all these villains one by one!.. Octo the Sourpuss is nearby. He's first!"

"Dee, what's the plan here?" Sylvia asks pulling Dominator aside.

"This guy's after villains so if we get this guy going, the less villains we'll have to deal with in the future" Dominator answers. "Should help keep villains busy and hopefully off of our planet, Gardenia."

"Dee, that's genius!" Sylvia agrees.

Dylan's ship lands loudly on a planet recently conquered by Octo the Sourpuss, an octopus-like villain with eight tentacles, cat ears, and cat tail.

"Howdy everyone! I mean, arrr! Ahoy mateys!" Wander says exiting the ship before Sylvia grabs him and pulls him back in.

"Not you, Wander. This is Dylan's problem" Sylvia says.

Dylan then exits the ship to behold a grand palace guarded by squid-like troops wearing cat ears and cat tails and wielding metal spears.

"Who the heck are you!?" the squid troops demand of Dylan, their spears pointed.

"I am Dylan and I am here to rid this planet of this villain!" Dylan says pointing towards the palace.

"Yeah, we don't think so" the squid troops object.

"Do not stand in my wa-" Dylan begins to say before ink is spat at his face blinding him. "Hey! HEY! Where'd you go!" he asks before flailing about firing his blue electricity in random directions. The squid guards blast him with more ink incapacitating him.

"Back in your ship, light bulb" the squid troops say before tossing the ink-covered Dylan back into his ship and inking the ship door shut.

"Well that went horribly" Sylvia lambasts. "Haven't you ever fought anyone before?"

"Uuuuh, no" Dylan admits ashamed as Dominator pilots the ship away from the planet.

"You say you want to destroy villains but you can't even fight" Sylvia points out. "What have you been up to these past few seasons?"

"I locked myself away plotting my revenge" Dylan reveals. "I-I'm trying, okay!" he defends trying to remove the ink on his body.

"Allow me good sir" Wander says carefully removing the ink with a brush.

"Maybe those squid cats were too much for you" Sylvia says.

"And to think you wanted to take on Lord Dominator first" Dominator criticizes from the pilot's chair. "He would have DESTROYED you!"

"I get it okay! I need to start small" Dylan says before retaking control of his ship. "What do you guys advise?"

"Like ya said: you start small and work your way up" Sylvia says.

Dominator and Sylvia both scan the villain leaderboard.

"...Oh, he would be a perfect starting point" Sylvia says.

"Definitely" Dominator agrees.

As instructed, Dylan lands his ship on a planet that looked like a pin cushion. On this pin cushion planet reigned the villain Something the So and So.

"Hello guys. How are you?" Something the So and So greets Dylan once Dylan exits his ship flanked by Sylvia and Dominator.

"We're swell. Thanks for asking" Dominator answers.

"We're just here to free this planet from your vile clutches" Sylvia informs Something.

"Oh, you are? Oh man, I guess I should have seen this coming" Something the So and So replies. "Well I need to fight back! Yeah! I'm a villain too after all and I have to defend my conquests!... But there's three of you and only one of me. What if I don't have what it takes? Oh gee!"

Dominator whispers briefly into the side of Dylan's light bulb head, a spot where an ear would usually be found.

"...Okay, got it" Dylan says. "Right this way Mr. Something" he then instructs pushing Something the So and So towards a giant, pin-shaped space ship.

"Right this way?" Something asks. "In here?"

"Yes, in there" Dylan says before finally pushing Something in and shutting the door.

"Alright, I'll be in here I guess" Something says before the ship takes off to disappear into the starry night above.

"...Whoa... I actually did it" Dylan says impressed by his success.

"Ya did!" Sylvia celebrates. "And look. Something lost his planet on the leaderboard!"

"Yeah!" Dylan cheers.

"Now are you ready to kick things up a notch?" Dominator challenges.

Sylvia lifts Dylan's fists up into a battle-ready position. Both fists light up with blue electricity.

"You bet I am!" Dylan declares. "Bring 'em on!"

With Dylan's newfound confidence, he immediately set off to overthrow as many villains as he could find.

"Go forth my robuts! Conquer this melon planet!" the elderly Mandrake the Malfeasant wheezed as his robots marched across a melon-shaped planet. He then gasps. "Wh-who are you?"

"The name's Dylan" Dylan says standing in the way of Mandrake's robot henchmen before disabling them with blue electricity.

"How dare you!?" Mandrake says pointing his staff.

"Too slow!" Dylan says before firing blue electricity.

"Aaaaaah!" Mandrake shouts as he is shocked and easily defeated.

Next for Dylan was a planet shaped like a bowling ball. This planet was currently under Little Bits's iron paw.

"Yes! YES my swaves! Worship your adowable cat! Hihihihihihihi!" Little Bits celebrates seated in a great throne. "Bwing me all your wiches!" she directs at a giant line of bowling pin-shaped aliens carrying money and jewelry her way. "Who are you!?" she asks upon encountering a light bulb in line.

"Greetings kitty cat. The name's Dylan" Dylan greets empty-handed.

"Such insowence! Where are your offewings!?" Little Bits demands.

"Right here!" Dylan says before firing blue electricity and sending Little Bits yowling and screeching away.

Dylan's ship then makes its way towards a cactus-themed planet where Sourdough was parading his Beefeater armies in a grand display of force.

"This is most excellent!" Sourdough says surveying ranks upon ranks of Beefeater troops marching in line. "Tony, are the cameras ready? The press is gonna want to hear about this!"

"Right away sir" Beefeater Tony complies setting up expensive recording equipment. At first, Tony filmed Sourdough's proud conquering armies with no problems but then there was a commotion: something was barreling through Sourdough's armies.

"What is that!?" Sourdough asks urgently of an approaching bright light.

"The name is Dylan!" Dylan shouts dashing in looking like a meteor. "And I mow down villains!"

"Beefeaters! Open fire!" Sourdough orders and lasers are quickly fired at Dylan.

"Your lasers stand no chance against my electric justice!" Dylan says, the lasers proving ineffective.

"Aaaaaaah!" Tony and Sourdough exclaim being tackled away.

Watching from a distance were Wander, Sylvia, and Dominator.

"We've created a villain-destroying warrior!" Sylvia says with pride.

"Totally! I mean, look at him go!" Dominator says watching villains on the villain leaderboard lose planets.

"Wahahahaha!" Dylan could be heard in the distance. "Feel the wrath of my Night Lights!" he exclaims as smaller light bulbs are then seen marching and fighting about.

All three were silent for a while.

"I don't know about you guys but I'm getting a bit of an uneasy feeling right about now" Wander says.

"How do you mean?" Dominator asks. "A bunch of villains are getting their clocks cleaned."

"Yeah, we did good today" Sylvia says confidently.

"...Guys" Wander says pointing to the bottom of the villain leaderboard. There, all three find Dylan listed along with a small collection of planets under his rule.

"It can't be" Dominator says.

"No, we did good today! Dylan fights villains" Sylvia objects.

-=episode title=-

THE VILLAIN DYLAN

-=episode title=-

"Oh, NOW the episode title shows up!" Sylvia remarks annoyed. "Unbelievable!"

"I was wondering where that was" Dominator says looking up at the episode title.

"Well it is sort of spoilery" Wander comments.

Dylan's ship then flies up to the three.

"Hello again" Dylan is heard out of his ship's megaphone. "I just wanted to thank you three for all your help! I've found a new calling in life: conquering this galaxy!" the light bulb announces proudly.

"No Dylan! You can't!" Wander objects.

"Why not?" Dylan returns. "What better way to defeat all villains than to starve them of their one true goal? Planets to conquer! Ahahahahahaha! Well I'm off! Farewell Ninja Dee, Pirate Wander, and Sylvia!"

With that, Dylan flies off and disappears into the emptiness of space above leaving behind a stunned trio.

"...You know, in a previous life, I would be really proud right now" Dominator admits.

"Bwak! You three screwed up bad!" Wander's parrot whistles.

"We did didn't we?" Sylvia laments. "...Well I'm ready to call it a day" Sylvia says before whistling innocently and wandering away.

"Good point. What's done is done" Dominator says following close behind Sylvia. "Ya win some, ya lose some."

"Shame on you two" Wander disciplines. "Where you see a failure, I see the first steps towards making a new friend!" he says pulling out a fruit basket from under his hat.

"I admire your optimism, buddy. I really do" Sylvia says, "but I'd still rather just call it a day. If Dylan wants to beat up other villains, I'm not gonna get in his way."

"Look on the positive side, Wander" Dominator urges, "we didn't have to fight him. No violence. That's so your thing."

"Yes, that is very good" Wander accepts, "but we still have to right our wrong! We should find Dylan and set him-"

"You wanna go cuddle?" Dominator tempts Wander.

"You bet I do!" Wander was quick to agree latching onto Dominator as all three depart from under a cosmos that moments ago had seen a new member added to its endless villainous ranks.

Author's note: Dylan the Villain is a character by Dylan Guinn, a reviewer. He asked for his villain to get in so I provided a chapter, a few aspects of my own added in, but please don't get used to me taking requests.

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